Comments by pensionking (page 10)

I once got a call 30 minutes after an OTC. She started by asking me if I actually paid her. When I assured her that I did and reminded her where she placed the donation, she then stated that her neighbor, who visited her shortly after I left, must have stolen it. She was crying and shit and asked if I could come back and give her some more cash. I said I didn't think so. Then she asked if I could come back and have another party. I told her I was already 30 miles away heading to an appointment. Complete SS! Imagining returning, I was picturing her "neighbor" (aka bf, pimp, drug dealer, whatever) rolling me upon my return. That was my last visit. See ya!!!!!

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Click on the link of her name -- jellystone1968 -- and get a smorgasbord of redhead pics Might be too much to handle . . .

Detroit LA never been to TJ or ATL

1. Fantasy before 5:00 2. Honey's if you want FS after 7:00 3. Heavenly Bodies, west of OHare, if you want lookie but only one way contact 4. Don't give up on Arnies -- especially before sundown. Neighborhood not an issue for you, especially, during daylight. (actually I've never had an issue with the area, but never been there after 9:00, myself).

These prostitution stings really piss me off. Especially after reviewing the heroin documentary posted here the other day. I get that prostitution, at times, funds drug addiction. However, if all the johns quit trolling simultaneously, these women would not miraculously sober up -- they would resort to robbery or other means of securing their drugs. Police should focus efforts on arresting dealers, thugs, muggers, murderers, burglars and robbers. In other words, focus on the crimes that have actual victims when deploying LE's limited resources. A willing seller (not trafficked) with a willing buyer -- should not even be a crime much less a crime for which our tax dollars fund these stings in our name. Fuck that shit.

Ahhh the wonders of sexual reassignment surgery. He was not able to shrink the size of his hands, though.

Juice you crack me up. hahahahaha

Cashman and I reached the same conclusion simultaneously and independently. Isn't there a way to grab the facial pic and check the internet for "matches"? If I gave more of a shit, I'd invest the time in learning how.

Not sure if that isn't a dude with fake tits. Take a closer look. Are there more pics to verify? Something about the face and the large hands.

I miss the Vegas of 20 years ago, before the corporations came in with their accountants and sought to squeeze every last fucking nickel out of every last square foot. That's why there are 5,000 slot machines and three damn craps tables, all over $25 minimums. If it wasn't for the ignorant 20-somethings paying top dollar for "bottle service" and paying $50 cover for "pool parties," Vegas would be in serious recession. I miss the old days when a twenty (or a ten) slipped in the hand of a maître d could get you a table down front for an awesome live performance. I miss the service focus of the wise guys when genuine prime rib buffet was $8.95. I miss when Vegas wasn't trying to market itself as a family destination. The Vegas of today is living off the reputation of a better past. As far as SCs go, Vegas is most assuredly a tourist trap -- not even an unsuspecting one. It is flagrantly a tourist trap with no concern for repeat customers. It is squeeze every dollar out of every PL before they get on the plane to return home. For this reason, Vegas SCs are no bueno. I have always said, if Cuba opened 1990-style casino hotels with restaurants and shows, they could undercut Vegas and be bursting with American tourism dollars, eventually.

I no longer compete in the minor leagues, but I would not say I am qualified for the Hall of Fame, yet. Need more numbers over a longer period of time to get there. Still swinging the bat with power to all fields, though!

$500 could get you the hottest talent available in any casino bar for at least an hour. Easily a 9+, IME. $500 could easily get you a 1 - 2 hour party at any Pahrump brothel including the limo ride there and back, if you don't have a car.

I have given up on Vegas clubs altogether. Every Vegas Strip casino has a bar and every night there are attractive enough professionals sitting at or near that bar waiting for you that will give you a private dance and appropriate finish in the privacy of your hotel room. Cost and quality varies in direct proportion to the quality of hotel. Flamingo, Bally's, Trop, etc. -- bargain. Venetian, Bellagio, Wynn, etc. -- over the top. MGM, Caesar's, Planet H -- middle of the road.

I can't stop laughing at Warren's video. I especially like the hos in furs eating fried chicken out of the fake KFC bucket and sipping champagne out of glass martini glasses while sitting in a plastic booth under fluorescent lighting. Classy as fuck! Signs of the apocalypse: this video has over 470,000,000 views!! Where can I get the lyrics to this instant classic?!?

Vandalism is hilarious

She has 40 more years than you to work on her own issues. As you see with your wife, life is short. Too short. Who knows how many more years of fucking are in your future? I say, do whatever pleases you! Damn the torpedoes.

HAHAHA That's hilarious. Well played.

ITC? OTC? Which club?? Condolences on the anniversary of your incarceration.

One way, purely for sexy time, LA to Pahrump, NV: 275 miles. Second place, one way, LA to Tijuana: 150 miles.

How far back to we want to challenge the theory: Who would you rather be stranded in an airport bar with? Comparatively, who is more likeable? Which one is a dolt or a stiff? Trump v Hillary Obama v Romney Obama v McCain Bush v Kerry Bush v Gore Wm Clinton v H.W. Bush H.W. Bush v Dukakis Reagan v Mondale Reagan v Carter Carter v Ford Nixon v McGovern Nixon v Humphrey LBJ v Goldwater JFK v Nixon Eisenhower v Stevenson I can argue 16 out of the last 16 elections were won by the more likeable, classy or Presidential of the two. Examine the losers: dolts, morons, dorks, robots, criminals, fossils, stiffs . . . think about it . . . very few exceptions to the rule. Gotta seem slightly more likeable or regal first and foremost!

At the risk of reverting back on topic, I believe that 1/3 of Americans vote purely base on likability. Not the issues. Not positions. In an evenly matched horserace, they become the swing voters. Hillary is hated by many. Has been for decades. Trump was thought more likeable. That middle 1/3 enjoyed his populist ranting. That middle 1/3 enjoyed his ripping on his opponents. That middle 1/3 enjoyed the sound of "Make America Great". Game over. President Trump. For the exact same reason, unless the Dems step on their dicks again, virtually anybody should beat Trump the second time around as his ridiculous tweets have dramatically decreased his likability. Trump is quite vulnerable and should lose. He might not even win his own primary, if he even chooses to run again. Wouldn't be surprised if he declined to run in 2020. IMO, the most likeable, dignified, "Presidential" candidate, regardless of ideology, will win in 2020 if, for no other reason, as a boomerang reaction to Trump.

I'm sure my perspective is too rooted in 20th century behavior, but I would think putting a label on it like Suger Baby, Sugar Daddy or Sugering would run off most civis. I would think offering to pay for events/experiences they might enjoy and cannot afford (concert, dinner, travel, expensive wine, etc.) will not come across as creepy. Finding 20-somethings open to fucking older dudes in exchange for perks is far more likely to happen (and less sounding like something easily judged as negative, ie, prostitution) than announcing you are a potential Suger Daddy. Plus, I just hate the "Daddy" tag. Kind of like what Lone_Wolf suggests . . .

Only problem is you can't golf in the dark. LOL

Golf is perfect. It is rude to have your phone on when golfing, so shut if off. Perfect, you cannot be reached. Then, actually go golfing. Just play 9 holes. Tell her you played 18, bring home a scorecard with all 18 holes filled in. Use the extra 2.5 hours to SC. You can play courses near various strip clubs. You will have stories to tell about your amazing shots. If checked up on, you will be where you said you would be (for half the time). If you smell like smoke, the dude in your car smoked between shots. if you have a few drinks, well, you had a few drinks on the course. If you drop $100 at the SC and get called on it, well, you lost a few bets of the course. If I am being candid, a distortion of a version of the truth is easier to maintain the air of legitimacy that an out-and-out complete fabrication.