Comments by pensionking (page 9)

Love the strip club LDK scene from "The Internership" That's impressive reboot time!

Avoiding HB will NOT send the message that you wish to send. Bouncers are one step below a pet rock -- they don't get it and don't give a shit that they don't get it. A bouncer can't comprehend the concept of a bottom line. Either can the manager, probably -- I'm sure they don't have profit sharing! You need to call and find out when this owner Michael will be there. You need to go and discreetly tell him privately and personally what happened. He will either make it right or he won't. If you are as loyal a customer as you say (and I have no doubt you are as I have read your reviews for years), and he fails to make it right, do whatever makes you feel better. Wave your $$$ stack at him on your way out. Make sure he knows why you'll never return and that you intend to besmirch their reputation online among a large group of PLs.. Or, accept his apology and return to your CF's nipple. Either way, it is more satisfying closure.

Most believable stripper/escort: 3. Elizabeth Berkeley in Showgirls 2. Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler 1. Sasha Grey in The Girlfriend Experience (duh, not really acting) Honorable mentions: Juno Temple in Afternoon Delight Julia Stiles in Blue Billie Piper in Confessions of a Call Girl

Yes! And for us married dudes, have your non-retirement investment accounts set up to issue all dividends in the form of a check mailed to your home rather than reinvested. Take these checks to the bank for cash that doesn't flow through your checking or savings accounts for a regular supply of SC cashflow.

Damn! I missed it by a year!!!

You never pay to have sex with a stripper or escort. You pay to have them go away promptly when you are finished. In my experience, there is no such thing as "free" sex. The payment is just a matter of timing. GFs or wives are WAAAAAAYYY more expensive than the most expensive stripper, in the long run.

It's a racket. Fucking bullshit.

A Start with the 9 and finish with the 6. B Start with the 8 and finish with the 7. Or maybe go straight to the 7. If I go home with blue balls, it is a wasted trip. If all I wanted to do is look, I have the internet.

Carter is traditionally viewed negatively because of the series of awful occurrences during his watch -- not necessarily the direct byproduct of his policies. However, on his watch, he takes the blame for not preventing (or rapidly correcting) including: Rising energy prices Oil shortage Gas lines Staglfation Double-digit inflation Super high interest rates Iran hostage crisis Lastly, Carter was perceived as an undignified peanut farmer. Reagan won in a landslide due to the malaise crippling the nation in 1980 and due to the perception that Reagan would bring dignity to the role. Prediction: Trump will be replaced by whoever appears the most reasonable and presidential as counter-measure to Trump's irrational and un-presidential temperament.

My middle name

Grinders

The Pink Slip

Shake n Snake

Boner Garage

I think many of these adolescent rituals are dry runs for marriage. First communion Homecoming Prom Quinceanera The girls dresses bride-like, as a princess. The boy dresses groom-like, as a domesticated penguin. I've always found the staged boy/girl Homecoming and Prom pictures creepy as fuck. The girl will even insist on them even if she barely knows the boy. Men, we are being civilized, trained and neutered from age 6.

Catholic girls at first communion are dressed as miniature brides. It starts then.

Boner garage or Home

rh47hr is correct Just don't feed the bear.

Not in my home Not in my town Not in my county Never my last name Cash only No drugs, ever No loans I have the only dick in the room

Get a watch -- stupid ass bitch, I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck . . .

Kyrie meant so much more to CLE than he got credit for. That's why he was audi 5000. I wouldn't be surprised the CLE chemistry is way off. Three 1/2 players (Rose, Wade, Thomas) should not equal or exceed one healthy, excellent player. LBJ may be good enough to carry them all, but he may start breaking down, too. Don't count out TOR or WAS in the east.

Clubs hire bouncers to protect the club, the dancers, and to "bounce" out-of-control patrons. Clubs are less likely to confront out-of-control, liquored up patrons at 2:30 in the afternoon, so they hire fewer bouncers. Many dayshift clubs have 1 bouncer and he is busy working the door. As a result, dancers are less supervised resulting in a better customer experience. Also, dancers are less likely to be drunk or drugged up -- also often resulting in a different experience than night shift. Further, I have never heard of LE raiding a strip club in the afternoon. Either way, clubs open for 14 hours, from noon until 2:00 am provide the best of both worlds. Many of us can accomplish dayshift visits: white collar, retired, delivery, salesmen, customer service, installation, repairmen, self employed all can squeeze in an hour here or there.

Everyone has rights and should exercise their rights with respect. For example, recent violent protests after dark in St. Louis are unlawful. Celebrity athletes have the right to use their celebrity to endorse their cause du jour. If they wish to endanger their popularity, that is their right. Teams and leagues have the right to impose behavioral standards on their employees as public opinion affects profitability and league/franchise viability. Fans and paying customers have the right to boycott athletes, teams, or leagues that chose to endorse their causes in ways that are perceived as objectionable. Either attend and applaud, attend and boo loudly, don't attend, tune in, shut off the TV, boycott the sponsors and tell their PR departments why you are boycotting. It is all good. I wish Trump would act more Presidential -- but even HE has the right to speak his mind, albeit dangerously and irresponsibly. If he wishes to risk being a one termer, that is his right. If he fails to uphold his responsibilities to the US Constitution, he can be impeached. Until then, he is free to run his mouth -- again most inadvisably. Personally, I am done with the NFL and NBA. I will stick to college football and college basketball . . . oh wait, college basketball . . . hmmm, may have to take up bowling. Oh wait -- hockey!!!

This guy needs serious therapy. Only a mentally unbalanced dude would jeopardize his career, his marriage, his relationship with his children, his celebrity and now, his freedom, by doing the things he has done. Without intense therapy, he will not modify his behavior after incarceration. He will simply go back to old patterns. In fact, to get a bigger and bigger rush out of what he does, he will stray further and further into deviant behavior. He will be back in court in under 4 years under other charges. Huma is Hillary light. She stayed with a serial nut case in the hopes should could ride his coattails to the capital, the white house, the mayor's mansion or the governor's mansion. Hillary is her idol and Hillary made it happen for herself -- why not Huma?. Huma probably needs therapy to explain why she stayed with this cad as long as she did. She only dumped him when she figured out his star was never going to rise again. Plus, at that point, she had hitched her wagon to Hillary's star. I found the made-for-cable documentary on Weiner and Huma especially illuminating.

That's a dude, again