Longest road trip for a Strip Club

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• s275ironman

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  7 years ago

  The longest distance I've ever traveled just to go to a strip club would be 60 miles.
• MrDeuce

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  7 years ago

  I've occasionally driven about 160 miles one way for a strip club weekend, though I usually include a concert and/or some movies.
• mark94

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  7 years ago

  110 miles one way, when Tucson had the infamous Candy Store. Worth it.
• IHearVoices

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  7 years ago

  About 80 miles. My friend and I alternated driving from Orlando to Tampa four consecutive nights in April. The problem wasn't driving out there, it was driving back at 5-6 AM.
• FTS

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  7 years ago

  By car? 60 miles
• mjx01

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  7 years ago

  ~200 mi (3 hrs) each way
• Dominic77

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  7 years ago

  About 200 miles from Cleveland to Ft Wayne. That's a real road trip with a buddy with the primary intent of going to a SC. I'd love to count the 1,100 mi to Tampa a few times but it was "road travel with a buddy for other reasons, and then you two tried a club while there" so it doesn't quite count based on OP's constraints.
• ppwh

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  7 years ago

  180 miles a couple of times going to Nogales back in the 90s. Sketchy times, sketchy times.
• LecherousMonk

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  7 years ago

  About 35 miles.
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  400 miles from western north Carolina to Follies in Atlanta Georgia
• ppwh

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  7 years ago

  > 400 miles from western north Carolina to Follies in Atlanta Georgia You could easily make back the cost of gas money by getting a GPS to use for that route.
• shailynn

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  7 years ago

  Driving, around 350 miles to Toronto. I've gotten on a plane several times to specifically go to strip clubs and bang hookers: Montreal, Toronto, Miami, Dallas, San Antonio, and I guess Vegas but I'm also doing other things for entertainment in Vegas as well.
• sharkhunter

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  7 years ago

  Over 200 miles if you don't include time at the beach, etc.
• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  I use to do Atlanta to Memphis a couple of times a year 6+ hours.
• chessmaster

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  7 years ago

  70 or 80 miles.
• ajvj

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  7 years ago

  close to 250 miles from chicago to indiana for bbflamingo. Just for price and good contact dancing. I remember we went twice with friends just for SC. As someone pointed out earlier the worse part is driving back all d way after 4am
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  > 400 miles from western north Carolina to Follies in Atlanta Georgia You could easily make back the cost of gas money by getting a GPS to use for that route Ooops LMFAO my bad...that's the round trip mileage 200 one way
• MeisterDickhard

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  7 years ago

  A friend and I once drove from Philadelphia to Bridgeport, CT (he was just looking to drive around for a while and we went late so getting through NYC was a breeze). (According to Google Maps 160 miles.)
• jackslash

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  7 years ago

  I flew from Detroit to Miami for a TUSCL meet a few years ago. About 1300 miles.
• 3LeggedMan

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  7 years ago

  I drove 110 miles each way from Austin to Victoria TX, but it was to see a feature dancer, not the club itself.
• ime

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  7 years ago

  Little over 400 miles from RTP area of NC to Atlanta, i do it a few times a year for 2-4 days of club binging.
• Jascoi

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  7 years ago

  when i am at my cali dive it's 130 miles to tijuana and 60 miles to coi. from my arizona location it's 400 miles to tijuana and 300 to coi. and 100 miles to vegas.
• WetWilly

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  7 years ago

  Adelitas in Tijuana isn't a strip club, but technically that's my longest drive, 400 miles from Arizona. I visit friends and play golf while in in San Diego, so it also isn't just a drive to Adelitas since I do other things on the trip. Lately, I make it a long weekend trip.
• minnow

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  7 years ago

  For me, ~ 130 miles to Indy. For you guys are looking to win a dick measuring contest, I know a guy on another site who drove over 700 miles from KY to visit a FL strip club.
• pensionking

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  7 years ago

  One way, purely for sexy time, LA to Pahrump, NV: 275 miles. Second place, one way, LA to Tijuana: 150 miles.
• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  I believe that Vincemichaels has driven from Detroit to Miami. That's 1400 miles & about 20 hours. Of course he hit other strip clubs along the way and that is what a road trip is supposed to be.
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  LOL, thanks for the kudos. I've done that trip several times. Most recently, I drove from Detroit down to Panama City, FL and enjoyed. On the way back, stopping in Atlanta to touch base with you and meet the Juiceman at Follies.
• Lurker_X

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  7 years ago

  I guess the only way to top that would be to live out if a camper pickup truck, and be in continuous motion visiting clubs!
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  If I had a camper, that would be a great way !!
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  7 years ago

  Geez. There should be some sort of Travel Rewards program for you guys.
• Clubber

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  7 years ago

  ONLY for a club, about 75 miles. Augusta, GA to Columbia, SC. Platinum Plus. And actually that far to meet sc and his club friends.
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  Detroit to Miami is about 1200 miles, 20 hours would be a non-stop run. I don't plan on doing that. There is plenty of time to get on down visiting friends and clubs along the way.