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Longest road trip for a Strip Club

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Lurker_XNorth Carolina

I'm about 300 miles from Atlanta, so not too awful a trip, if I get bored with NC clubs. What is the longest road trip you've driven for clubbing? This doesn't include travel for other reasons, and then you tried a club while elsewhere.

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s275ironman

The longest distance I've ever traveled just to go to a strip club would be 60 miles.

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MrDeuce

I've occasionally driven about 160 miles one way for a strip club weekend, though I usually include a concert and/or some movies.

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mark94

110 miles one way, when Tucson had the infamous Candy Store. Worth it.

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IHearVoices

About 80 miles. My friend and I alternated driving from Orlando to Tampa four consecutive nights in April. The problem wasn't driving out there, it was driving back at 5-6 AM.

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FTS

By car? 60 miles

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mjx01

~200 mi (3 hrs) each way

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Dominic77

About 200 miles from Cleveland to Ft Wayne. That's a real road trip with a buddy with the primary intent of going to a SC. I'd love to count the 1,100 mi to Tampa a few times but it was "road travel with a buddy for other reasons, and then you two tried a club while there" so it doesn't quite count based on OP's constraints.

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ppwh

180 miles a couple of times going to Nogales back in the 90s. Sketchy times, sketchy times.

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JuiceBox69

400 miles from western north Carolina to Follies in Atlanta Georgia

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ppwh

400 miles from western north Carolina to Follies in Atlanta Georgia

You could easily make back the cost of gas money by getting a GPS to use for that route.

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shailynn

Driving, around 350 miles to Toronto. I've gotten on a plane several times to specifically go to strip clubs and bang hookers: Montreal, Toronto, Miami, Dallas, San Antonio, and I guess Vegas but I'm also doing other things for entertainment in Vegas as well.

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sharkhunter

Over 200 miles if you don't include time at the beach, etc.

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shadowcat

I use to do Atlanta to Memphis a couple of times a year 6+ hours.

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ajvj

close to 250 miles from chicago to indiana for bbflamingo. Just for price and good contact dancing. I remember we went twice with friends just for SC.

As someone pointed out earlier the worse part is driving back all d way after 4am

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JuiceBox69

400 miles from western north Carolina to Follies in Atlanta Georgia

You could easily make back the cost of gas money by getting a GPS to use for that route

Ooops LMFAO my bad...that's the round trip mileage

200 one way

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MeisterDickhard

A friend and I once drove from Philadelphia to Bridgeport, CT (he was just looking to drive around for a while and we went late so getting through NYC was a breeze).

(According to Google Maps 160 miles.)

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jackslash

I flew from Detroit to Miami for a TUSCL meet a few years ago. About 1300 miles.

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3LeggedMan

I drove 110 miles each way from Austin to Victoria TX, but it was to see a feature dancer, not the club itself.

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ime

Little over 400 miles from RTP area of NC to Atlanta, i do it a few times a year for 2-4 days of club binging.

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Jascoi

when i am at my cali dive it's 130 miles to tijuana and 60 miles to coi.

from my arizona location it's 400 miles to tijuana and 300 to coi. and 100 miles to vegas.

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WetWilly

Adelitas in Tijuana isn't a strip club, but technically that's my longest drive, 400 miles from Arizona. I visit friends and play golf while in in San Diego, so it also isn't just a drive to Adelitas since I do other things on the trip. Lately, I make it a long weekend trip.

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minnow

For me, ~ 130 miles to Indy. For you guys are looking to win a dick measuring contest, I know a guy on another site who drove over 700 miles from KY to visit a FL strip club.

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pensionking

One way, purely for sexy time, LA to Pahrump, NV: 275 miles.

Second place, one way, LA to Tijuana: 150 miles.

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shadowcat

I believe that Vincemichaels has driven from Detroit to Miami. That's 1400 miles & about 20 hours. Of course he hit other strip clubs along the way and that is what a road trip is supposed to be.

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vincemichaels

LOL, thanks for the kudos. I've done that trip several times. Most recently, I drove from Detroit down to Panama City, FL and enjoyed. On the way back, stopping in Atlanta to touch base with you and meet the Juiceman at Follies.

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Lurker_X

I guess the only way to top that would be to live out if a camper pickup truck, and be in continuous motion visiting clubs!

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vincemichaels

If I had a camper, that would be a great way !!

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Geez. There should be some sort of Travel Rewards program for you guys.

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Clubber

ONLY for a club, about 75 miles. Augusta, GA to Columbia, SC. Platinum Plus.

And actually that far to meet sc and his club friends.

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vincemichaels

Detroit to Miami is about 1200 miles, 20 hours would be a non-stop run. I don't plan on doing that. There is plenty of time to get on down visiting friends and clubs along the way.

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