Longest road trip for a Strip Club

Lurker_X
North Carolina
I'm about 300 miles from Atlanta, so not too awful a trip, if I get bored with NC clubs. What is the longest road trip you've driven for clubbing? This doesn't include travel for other reasons, and then you tried a club while elsewhere.

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s275ironman
7 years ago
The longest distance I've ever traveled just to go to a strip club would be 60 miles.
MrDeuce
7 years ago
I've occasionally driven about 160 miles one way for a strip club weekend, though I usually include a concert and/or some movies.
mark94
7 years ago
110 miles one way, when Tucson had the infamous Candy Store. Worth it.
IHearVoices
7 years ago
About 80 miles. My friend and I alternated driving from Orlando to Tampa four consecutive nights in April. The problem wasn't driving out there, it was driving back at 5-6 AM.
FTS
7 years ago
By car? 60 miles
mjx01
7 years ago
~200 mi (3 hrs) each way
Dominic77
7 years ago
About 200 miles from Cleveland to Ft Wayne. That's a real road trip with a buddy with the primary intent of going to a SC. I'd love to count the 1,100 mi to Tampa a few times but it was "road travel with a buddy for other reasons, and then you two tried a club while there" so it doesn't quite count based on OP's constraints.
ppwh
7 years ago
180 miles a couple of times going to Nogales back in the 90s. Sketchy times, sketchy times.
LecherousMonk
7 years ago
About 35 miles.
JuiceBox69
7 years ago
400 miles from western north Carolina to Follies in Atlanta Georgia
ppwh
7 years ago
> 400 miles from western north Carolina to Follies in Atlanta Georgia

You could easily make back the cost of gas money by getting a GPS to use for that route.
shailynn
7 years ago
Driving, around 350 miles to Toronto. I've gotten on a plane several times to specifically go to strip clubs and bang hookers: Montreal, Toronto, Miami, Dallas, San Antonio, and I guess Vegas but I'm also doing other things for entertainment in Vegas as well.
sharkhunter
7 years ago
Over 200 miles if you don't include time at the beach, etc.
shadowcat
7 years ago
I use to do Atlanta to Memphis a couple of times a year 6+ hours.
chessmaster
7 years ago
70 or 80 miles.
ajvj
7 years ago
close to 250 miles from chicago to indiana for bbflamingo. Just for price and good contact dancing. I remember we went twice with friends just for SC.
As someone pointed out earlier the worse part is driving back all d way after 4am
JuiceBox69
7 years ago
> 400 miles from western north Carolina to Follies in Atlanta Georgia

You could easily make back the cost of gas money by getting a GPS to use for that route


Ooops LMFAO my bad...that's the round trip mileage

200 one way
MeisterDickhard
7 years ago
A friend and I once drove from Philadelphia to Bridgeport, CT (he was just looking to drive around for a while and we went late so getting through NYC was a breeze).

(According to Google Maps 160 miles.)
jackslash
7 years ago
I flew from Detroit to Miami for a TUSCL meet a few years ago. About 1300 miles.
3LeggedMan
7 years ago
I drove 110 miles each way from Austin to Victoria TX, but it was to see a feature dancer, not the club itself.
ime
7 years ago
Little over 400 miles from RTP area of NC to Atlanta, i do it a few times a year for 2-4 days of club binging.
Jascoi
7 years ago
when i am at my cali dive it's 130 miles to tijuana and 60 miles to coi.

from my arizona location it's 400 miles to tijuana and 300 to coi. and 100 miles to vegas.
WetWilly
7 years ago
Adelitas in Tijuana isn't a strip club, but technically that's my longest drive, 400 miles from Arizona. I visit friends and play golf while in in San Diego, so it also isn't just a drive to Adelitas since I do other things on the trip. Lately, I make it a long weekend trip.
minnow
7 years ago
For me, ~ 130 miles to Indy. For you guys are looking to win a dick measuring contest, I know a guy on another site who drove over 700 miles from KY to visit a FL strip club.
pensionking
7 years ago
One way, purely for sexy time, LA to Pahrump, NV: 275 miles.

Second place, one way, LA to Tijuana: 150 miles.
shadowcat
7 years ago
I believe that Vincemichaels has driven from Detroit to Miami. That's 1400 miles & about 20 hours. Of course he hit other strip clubs along the way and that is what a road trip is supposed to be.
vincemichaels
7 years ago
LOL, thanks for the kudos. I've done that trip several times. Most recently, I drove from Detroit down to Panama City, FL and enjoyed. On the way back, stopping in Atlanta to touch base with you and meet the Juiceman at Follies.
Lurker_X
7 years ago
I guess the only way to top that would be to live out if a camper pickup truck, and be in continuous motion visiting clubs!
vincemichaels
7 years ago
If I had a camper, that would be a great way !!
Call.Me.Ishmael
7 years ago
Geez. There should be some sort of Travel Rewards program for you guys.
Clubber
7 years ago
ONLY for a club, about 75 miles. Augusta, GA to Columbia, SC. Platinum Plus.
And actually that far to meet sc and his club friends.
vincemichaels
7 years ago
Detroit to Miami is about 1200 miles, 20 hours would be a non-stop run. I don't plan on doing that. There is plenty of time to get on down visiting friends and clubs along the way.
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