Comments by pensionking (page 24)

  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Getting involved with a stripper
    Don't shoplift the pootie.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    bman77
    Maryland
    Stripper's ideas of change when paying with $100 bills for lapdances
    Generally, I hate being solicited for a tip under any circumstances. I automatically do not want to tip if she asks for one. If you haven't had time to hit a bank or ATM, pay the cover charge with the big bill. They have to have change or let you in for free. If you're not aware that you lack small bills until after you enter, pay for a drink to break the big bill. Then tip for the drink what you normally tip. I always hit the washroom before I VIP. I want to drain the snake. Then, I put what I know is my spending limit in a specific pocket and safeguard everything else from pickpockets and impulse purchases. In that way, if I don't have exact change for what i am going to spend, I break that big bill before I even get close to accepting a VIP offer. Call me paranoid, but I have been pickpocketed during a BJ having lost focus -- never again.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Woman charged with lying to police after taking photo of dead body in strip club
    If you are concerned for your safety in leaving, demand one of those roided out bouncers escort you to your car. About time they do their fucking job.
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    9 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Woman charged with lying to police after taking photo of dead body in strip club
    +1 to Rech, Subra and 25 Brilliant advice. Just leave the scene quickly and quietly. Live to "fight" or "fuck" another day. No drink or snatch is worth dying for.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    pensionking
    Illinois
    The Ultimate PL test is here
    Gawker for the win! Talk about the ultimate present. Too bad you couldn't come down her chimney after midnight! Merry Christmas to all fellow PLs up late or up early as the case may be.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    pensionking
    Illinois
    The Ultimate PL test is here
    http://www.xnxx.com/video3300002/charley_gets_some_christmas_cock
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    OT: "It's a Wonderful Life" or "Miracle on 34th St"
    Its a Wonderful Life from the original two. Actually, Elf is the all time best Christmas movie! Followed closely by Santa Clause and Santa Clause II (Santa Clause III is not bad, but a bit of a turd -- Martin Short is not funny). By the way, who wouldn't want to fuck Mother Nature in SC II??
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    9 years ago
    4got2wipe
    In a brilliant place!
    Auditions to replace "brilliant"?
    That is so fetch!.
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    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: Retirement part dos (Annuities) ?
    Why do annuities have surrender charges? To reimburse the insurance company for the commissions paid to the seller in case the customer liquidates the annuity too soon after the sale.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: Retirement ?
    What is a pension? LOL Seriously, vast majority of Americans are not saving at an adequate rate. Pension plans beat 401(k) plans for security -- if adequately funded (see Illinois state retirement system for future nightmare). If under age 40, make Roth contributions and invest aggressively. Get the full company 401(k) match no matter your age or station in life. Save at least 10% of your pay from age 21 to 30, before the wife and kids suck up everything laying around. Oh yeah, then insist on a pre-nup. Lastly, for everyone under 40, figure $1,000,000 minimum. Billionaires are the new Millionaires. $1,000,000 will not seem like a lot in 25 years.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: Retirement part dos (Annuities) ?
    While the C share of a mutual fund might pay the seller 1%, an annuity might pay the seller 7 - 9%. Which would you "push" if you were the broker?? Returns are not guaranteed -- fees are.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Name That Stripper
    Unicorn -- too good to be true
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Anal sex question
    JS69, if you go for it, finger her pussy while you are going in and out -- you can feel yourself and it can be a real turn on for you.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    ‘Bar Rescue’ transforms Chix on Dix to Power Strip on Spike
    Dancers touching the customers is illegal in Detroit. Thanks Taffer.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Womens golf just got interesting.
    A private lesson might straighten out my Driver.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Adolphus Washington Suspended From Fiesta Bowl After Undercover Sex Sting
    Sounds like a complete waste of taxpayers dollars to me. Drug sting -- fine. John/hooker sting -- GTFO
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    PhantomGeek
    North Dakota
    For guys who like big boobs...
    Ugly! Looks like the result of a lost wager. Seriously, the doctor that implanted those should have his license revoked.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    More sexist ads from back in the day.....
    Shit, I was born 30 years too late.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Washington Park strip club destroyed by fire
    At the end of every rainbow is a pot o gold.
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    9 years ago
    Call.Me.Ishmael
    Rhode Island
    RATE MY REVIEW: Cadillac Lounge, Prov., RI
    Seems to me there are two types of reviews: 1. The detailed recipe/travelogue type review -- all details and ingredients recorded as SC encyclopedia. 2. The summary of a visit as if the reviewer is an old friend recounting last nights highs and lows. Both are informative and entertaining in their own ways and I enjoy reading each. Would like to give +1 to hassenp -- a 3 line review with no details AND no narrative is a waste of space and time.
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    9 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    OT: Fast Food - What's Your Guilty Pleasure?
    Waffle House -- the All-Star breakfast is awful for you but frickin delicious. If it has to have a drive-up window to qualify as fast food, I would say Jack-in-the-Box or Portillo's.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Another Yong Black Kid Shot!
    Fucking animals . . . disgrace is not strong enough
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    9 years ago
    Plastic Surgery- Bigger Lips
    Hate it!
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    9 years ago
    MILF Fetish (with pictures)
    Love the GILF Now, go make me a fucking sandwich!
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    What's your most valuable possession that you can hold in your hand...besides yo
    My children. Everything else can be replaced.