Comments by pensionking (page 24)

Don't shoplift the pootie.

Generally, I hate being solicited for a tip under any circumstances. I automatically do not want to tip if she asks for one. If you haven't had time to hit a bank or ATM, pay the cover charge with the big bill. They have to have change or let you in for free. If you're not aware that you lack small bills until after you enter, pay for a drink to break the big bill. Then tip for the drink what you normally tip. I always hit the washroom before I VIP. I want to drain the snake. Then, I put what I know is my spending limit in a specific pocket and safeguard everything else from pickpockets and impulse purchases. In that way, if I don't have exact change for what i am going to spend, I break that big bill before I even get close to accepting a VIP offer. Call me paranoid, but I have been pickpocketed during a BJ having lost focus -- never again.

If you are concerned for your safety in leaving, demand one of those roided out bouncers escort you to your car. About time they do their fucking job.

+1 to Rech, Subra and 25 Brilliant advice. Just leave the scene quickly and quietly. Live to "fight" or "fuck" another day. No drink or snatch is worth dying for.

Gawker for the win! Talk about the ultimate present. Too bad you couldn't come down her chimney after midnight! Merry Christmas to all fellow PLs up late or up early as the case may be.

http://www.xnxx.com/video3300002/charley_gets_some_christmas_cock

Its a Wonderful Life from the original two. Actually, Elf is the all time best Christmas movie! Followed closely by Santa Clause and Santa Clause II (Santa Clause III is not bad, but a bit of a turd -- Martin Short is not funny). By the way, who wouldn't want to fuck Mother Nature in SC II??

That is so fetch!.

Why do annuities have surrender charges? To reimburse the insurance company for the commissions paid to the seller in case the customer liquidates the annuity too soon after the sale.

What is a pension? LOL Seriously, vast majority of Americans are not saving at an adequate rate. Pension plans beat 401(k) plans for security -- if adequately funded (see Illinois state retirement system for future nightmare). If under age 40, make Roth contributions and invest aggressively. Get the full company 401(k) match no matter your age or station in life. Save at least 10% of your pay from age 21 to 30, before the wife and kids suck up everything laying around. Oh yeah, then insist on a pre-nup. Lastly, for everyone under 40, figure $1,000,000 minimum. Billionaires are the new Millionaires. $1,000,000 will not seem like a lot in 25 years.

While the C share of a mutual fund might pay the seller 1%, an annuity might pay the seller 7 - 9%. Which would you "push" if you were the broker?? Returns are not guaranteed -- fees are.

Unicorn -- too good to be true

JS69, if you go for it, finger her pussy while you are going in and out -- you can feel yourself and it can be a real turn on for you.

Dancers touching the customers is illegal in Detroit. Thanks Taffer.

A private lesson might straighten out my Driver.

Sounds like a complete waste of taxpayers dollars to me. Drug sting -- fine. John/hooker sting -- GTFO

Ugly! Looks like the result of a lost wager. Seriously, the doctor that implanted those should have his license revoked.

Shit, I was born 30 years too late.

At the end of every rainbow is a pot o gold.

Seems to me there are two types of reviews: 1. The detailed recipe/travelogue type review -- all details and ingredients recorded as SC encyclopedia. 2. The summary of a visit as if the reviewer is an old friend recounting last nights highs and lows. Both are informative and entertaining in their own ways and I enjoy reading each. Would like to give +1 to hassenp -- a 3 line review with no details AND no narrative is a waste of space and time.

Waffle House -- the All-Star breakfast is awful for you but frickin delicious. If it has to have a drive-up window to qualify as fast food, I would say Jack-in-the-Box or Portillo's.

Fucking animals . . . disgrace is not strong enough

Hate it!

Love the GILF Now, go make me a fucking sandwich!

My children. Everything else can be replaced.