Woman charged with lying to police after taking photo of dead body in strip club

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• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  A stripper lied?
  
  No freakin' way. I'm shocked. Shocked I say.
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  Your requiem has already been written jackslash!
  
  "In my time of dying, I want nobody to mourn. All I want for you to do is take my body home. Well, well, well, so I can die easy. Strippers gonna make my dying bed."
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  4got2wipe: OMG, my favorite Zep song to play!
• Subraman

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  9 years ago

  From the article:
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  Nick Glunt can be reached at 330-996-3565 or [email protected]. Follow him on Twitter @NickGluntABJ.
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  In other news, how bad must Nick Glunt's nicknames have been in middle school?
  
  Also, +1 to Rech. Alas, many strip clubs have two things that kill people's judgement: alcohol and attractive women. Poor guy is dead because he couldn't make the right call -- which is a good reason to just have some basic rules for yourself that you always follow, such as: if you're in a fight, regardless of who is right or wrong, GTFO. In fact, in two of the stripclubs I know of, doesn't matter who started the fight, everyone involved goes.
• twentyfive

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  9 years ago

  So true Rech if you are forced into a situation like that the smart move is remove yourself from the scene. Even if the cops are called leaving is defendable in court just to keep yourself from becoming a victim.
• pensionking

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  9 years ago

  +1 to Rech, Subra and 25
  
  Brilliant advice. Just leave the scene quickly and quietly. Live to "fight" or "fuck" another day. No drink or snatch is worth dying for.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  @ jack:
  
  You should state in your will that in your passing you shall be taken for one more VIP session.
  
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  ^ which includes a BBBJ of-course
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  Just another thug doing what thugs do.
  
  And w.r.t. leaving right after – I personally think that would be more dangerous – most 2:00 AMers seem to occur in the parking-lot or not too far away from the club (as in the thug following the victim away from the club).
  
• naref

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  9 years ago

  Speaking from the UK this case is just another proof that you have too many guns in the USA.
  
• twentyfive

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  9 years ago

  To Papi I have a CCP but you are not allowed to carry in an establishment that liquor is more than 60% of revenue so if I can make it to my vehicle I can fight back else the guy comes back and you are a sitting target.
• pensionking

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  9 years ago

  If you are concerned for your safety in leaving, demand one of those roided out bouncers escort you to your car. About time they do their fucking job.