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Woman charged with lying to police after taking photo of dead body in strip club

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I wonder if this will be how I go. As I lie dying, a stripper takes a photo of me with her phone.

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motorhead

A stripper lied?

No freakin' way. I'm shocked. Shocked I say.

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4got2wipe

Your requiem has already been written jackslash!

"In my time of dying, I want nobody to mourn. All I want for you to do is take my body home. Well, well, well, so I can die easy. Strippers gonna make my dying bed."

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rockstar666

4got2wipe: OMG, my favorite Zep song to play!

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Subraman

From the article:

Nick Glunt can be reached at 330-996-3565 or mailto:[email protected]. Follow him on Twitter @NickGluntABJ.

In other news, how bad must Nick Glunt's nicknames have been in middle school?

Also, +1 to Rech. Alas, many strip clubs have two things that kill people's judgement: alcohol and attractive women. Poor guy is dead because he couldn't make the right call -- which is a good reason to just have some basic rules for yourself that you always follow, such as: if you're in a fight, regardless of who is right or wrong, GTFO. In fact, in two of the stripclubs I know of, doesn't matter who started the fight, everyone involved goes.

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twentyfive

So true Rech if you are forced into a situation like that the smart move is remove yourself from the scene. Even if the cops are called leaving is defendable in court just to keep yourself from becoming a victim.

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pensionking

+1 to Rech, Subra and 25

Brilliant advice. Just leave the scene quickly and quietly. Live to "fight" or "fuck" another day. No drink or snatch is worth dying for.

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Papi_Chulo

@ jack:

You should state in your will that in your passing you shall be taken for one more VIP session.

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Papi_Chulo

^ which includes a BBBJ of-course

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Papi_Chulo

Just another thug doing what thugs do.

And w.r.t. leaving right after – I personally think that would be more dangerous – most 2:00 AMers seem to occur in the parking-lot or not too far away from the club (as in the thug following the victim away from the club).

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naref

Speaking from the UK this case is just another proof that you have too many guns in the USA.

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twentyfive

To Papi I have a CCP but you are not allowed to carry in an establishment that liquor is more than 60% of revenue so if I can make it to my vehicle I can fight back else the guy comes back and you are a sitting target.

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pensionking

If you are concerned for your safety in leaving, demand one of those roided out bouncers escort you to your car. About time they do their fucking job.

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