Woman charged with lying to police after taking photo of dead body in strip club

A stripper lied?

No freakin' way. I'm shocked. Shocked I say.

Your requiem has already been written jackslash!

"In my time of dying, I want nobody to mourn. All I want for you to do is take my body home. Well, well, well, so I can die easy. Strippers gonna make my dying bed."

4got2wipe: OMG, my favorite Zep song to play!

From the article:
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Nick Glunt can be reached at 330-996-3565 or [email protected]. Follow him on Twitter @NickGluntABJ.
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In other news, how bad must Nick Glunt's nicknames have been in middle school?

Also, +1 to Rech. Alas, many strip clubs have two things that kill people's judgement: alcohol and attractive women. Poor guy is dead because he couldn't make the right call -- which is a good reason to just have some basic rules for yourself that you always follow, such as: if you're in a fight, regardless of who is right or wrong, GTFO. In fact, in two of the stripclubs I know of, doesn't matter who started the fight, everyone involved goes.

So true Rech if you are forced into a situation like that the smart move is remove yourself from the scene. Even if the cops are called leaving is defendable in court just to keep yourself from becoming a victim.

+1 to Rech, Subra and 25

Brilliant advice. Just leave the scene quickly and quietly. Live to "fight" or "fuck" another day. No drink or snatch is worth dying for.

@ jack:

You should state in your will that in your passing you shall be taken for one more VIP session.

^ which includes a BBBJ of-course

Just another thug doing what thugs do.

And w.r.t. leaving right after – I personally think that would be more dangerous – most 2:00 AMers seem to occur in the parking-lot or not too far away from the club (as in the thug following the victim away from the club).

Speaking from the UK this case is just another proof that you have too many guns in the USA.

To Papi I have a CCP but you are not allowed to carry in an establishment that liquor is more than 60% of revenue so if I can make it to my vehicle I can fight back else the guy comes back and you are a sitting target.

If you are concerned for your safety in leaving, demand one of those roided out bouncers escort you to your car. About time they do their fucking job.