Comments by pensionking (page 3)

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    6 years ago
    JohnTitor
    don't sweat the petty things-pet the sweaty things
    who do you want #metoo to take down next?
    Bill Maher would be sweet
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    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Amazon says it will not build a headquarters in New York
    I usually only read VIP discussions anymore. I have enjoyed the relative sanity of commentary found therein . . . and this thread is why. The quite insane rantings of the socialists is appalling. There are places in the world where socialists can be happy -- I don't understand why they'all don't just pack up and move there. AOC is exactly what is wrong with the American deep left. Completely wrong-headed lack of logic. While I can agree with and support many of the social issues espoused by the left -- invariably, to support their candidates, it seems you have to agree to support their bizarre anti-growth, anti-success, anti-meritocracy fiscal policies. Whichever party presents a candidate closer to the middle should win in 2020. The fringe elements of each party should be marginalized, if not silenced. Pandering to kooks like you-know-who should NOT be encouraged. Wondering if a Russian troll is continually bumping certain threads to foment disruption. Irritated.
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    6 years ago
    WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
    New Jersey
    OTC for marries fuckers
    Never requiring satisfaction outside the home is the best option -- but we are not all that lucky. Some wives just give up the sport at a certain age -- what are we to do?? Everything else might be perfect -- are we supposed to take salt peter or estrogen forever?? Be satisfied whacking off in the shower for 30 years?? We have needs, dammit!! Securing untraceable funding is the easier part -- cashing in expense checks or picking up the tab when out with friends and having them throw you cash are two such ways. I constantly stockpile cash for mongering. Securing communication privacy is harder. I use an email address as it never pops up on a phone screen at inappropriate times. Any female violating communication rules by texting out of the blue gets warned once and then dropped. I rarely, if ever, give out my cell number. I haven't had to resort to changing my number or securing a burner phone -- but I would if I had to. Securing time is the easiest. Random outings with "friends", business trips, trips to the "store", working late, wife at work or out with the girls or at showers -- the list of opportunities for some alone time are numerous.
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    6 years ago
    Mate27
    TUSCL’s #1 Soothsayer!
    In your opinion, what’s the % of strippers that are fuckable when you go clubbin
    Fuckable: Definition 1: Are good looking enough for me to be willing to fuck Definition 2: Are good looking enough for me to be willing to pay to fuck Definition 3: Are willing to fuck a PL like me Definition 4: Are willing to fuck a PL like me at a price point I am willing or able to match Definition 5: Are logistically permitted or able to arrange time to fuck a PL like me I'm guessing the OP was referring to definition 2. I would agree -- lately, with the drop in talent, I'm spending my entertainment dollars elsewhere in other ways.
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    6 years ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    Does checking 2 boards suck?
    I don't even look at front room any more -- I'm exclusively VIP discussions. I don't have the time or patience to leap over old SJG bumps or trolls chats or troll posts on legitimate chats. I have enjoyed the VIP being separate from the front room. Subra and Flagoo said it well. Then again, it is Founder's sandbox . . .
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    6 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Want to see a creampie?
    HAHAHA Spank Bank is right up there with Boner Garage I can't remember the last time I heard a new euphemism for pussy.
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    6 years ago
    steeldog65
    I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
    OT crazy woman
    Most women use sex to get love. Many men offer love just to get sex. In this case, it seems she mistook your one-night-stand as expressing a desire for a relationship. Venus and Mars, baby. I'd say we've all experienced the stage five clinger phenomenon -- that's the allure of the SC lifestyle. On a side note -- you must be charming -- that shit on a business trip has never happened to me.
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    6 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Why did the stripper's boyfriend suspect she was cheating on him?
    Classic Patriots Super Bowl win one for the ages. Edelman goes on to being named SB MVP after -- wait for it -- serving 4 game suspension at beginning of season for -- wait for it -- cheating!! That's right, SB MVP suspended for using Performance Enhancing Drugs to recuperate from an injury. Once again, proving in New England that the ends justify the means as long as you win. Classic NE fairy tale. NE D-line dominated Rams O-line all night. Saints, Bears or Eagles would have been a more formidable opponent that the Rams. Goff and McVay were in way over their heads. Sidebar -- Brady is the GOAT -- I fucking hate him.
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    6 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    What inspired you to visit strip clubs more frequently?
    Simple -- lack of sex from my SO I am a man with urges and needs. The less satisfaction at home, the more I sought satisfaction elsewhere.
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    6 years ago
    If you could magically warp and move to another city would you do it?
    San Diego. Could slip away for 4 hours of fun whenever I wanted. Plus, weather doesn't suck.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    I'm really feeling old today.
    I'll wager that you've already had a stripper 4 times younger than you and didn't even know it. Shadow, Shadow, Shadow!!!
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    6 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Best OTC Adventures
    Best OTC? Hard to pick one. Years ago, I met up with a dancer at a local hourly-rental notel for a half hour of fun at an agreed upon time. She was surprisingly into it beginning with enthusiastic DFK for the longest time. Then, as I sat of the edge of the bed, she silently knelt in front of me, unbuckled me and took me in her mouth BB. She was an expert, getting me off and shooting down her eager throat. Without a word spoken between us -- she never stopped. She just never stopped -- didn't even come up for air or anything. I don't know -- I guess she figured the clock was still ticking or something. Without losing my wood, she got me to shoot again down her throat after 15 minutes of cock worshiping. Nary lost a drop. Like she needed my protein to survive or something. Not sure I could pop twice in 30 minutes nowadays, but I would sure like to try. Ahh, memories. Here's to hoping the BEST OTC is yet to come!!!!
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    6 years ago
    Warrior15
    Anywhere there are Titties.
    Is Tom Brady the GOAT ?
    LeBron is not the BB GOAT-- that title goes to Michael Jordan. Regarding Pats and Brady -- I hate them both. Having said that, over the span of his career, Brady has enjoyed more success than any other QB. During his era, grudgingly, I have to admit he is the GOAT. Let's not forget that Brady has enjoyed career longevity during an era in which QBs have been protected from vicious (often late) hits that shortened or ended careers of many in decades past (i.e., see Jim McMahon). Also his passing targets have enjoyed more freedom from hand checking and targeting unlike receivers is the 70's, 80's and 90's. Same thing can be said of LeBron vs. Jordan. In his time, Jordan was roughed up on drives in the lane like no one ever gets hit since 2000. In addition to his various successes, this reason only adds to the Jordan mystique.
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    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    USAToday Crossword clue today.
    could be rod dick cock dong tool all 4 letters
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    6 years ago
    Cristobal
    I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
    HK prices seem to going arriba
    150 for 30 is unicorn money down there. I would never give that. I'll move up the street to Adelita before paying that. It is good that we collectively share data so as to avoid wage inflation. Hold the line, boys.
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    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    USAToday Crossword clue today.
    ego
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    6 years ago
    off shore pharmacy
    Do you need a prescription?
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    6 years ago
    steeldog65
    I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
    Daddy
    I remember the first time a hot waitress referred to me as "Sir." Didn't like that one bit! Don't remind me -- I'm old -- I get it!
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    6 years ago
    Cristobal
    I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
    HK prices seem to going arriba
    In early December, I saw no difference in pricing from past visits either at HK or Adelita.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    twentyfive
    Living well and enjoying my retirement
    don’t really need any advice but feel free to critique
    What she might say in a random text is far less important than what she does in person. If she treats you like she has GPS and acts like she has GPS when she is with me, that's the end for me. I wouldn't make much of anything out of a single text that may or may not be taken out of context or may or may not have even been sent sober or otherwise. Fuck 'em til you no longer want to fuck 'em. Then, fuck 'em.
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    6 years ago
    steeldog65
    I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
    Daddy
    Really interesting discussion and reactions . . . In the throws of passion, I can't say I mind it, but certainly do not crave it. In a recent OTC, she called me "Daddy" and I responded by calling her "Baby" -- mindlessly, on my part -- I don't know, maybe it is HER fantasy." It may just be her banter in place of your name (which she may not remember or you may not have given her) or some other colloquial expression that might be equally awkward (give it to me stud, give it to me big boy, give it to me jackhammer, whatever). She could mean it a la Leonardo DiCaprio and Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall Street calling each other Mommy and Daddy. She might be making the assumption since she is young and I am old that being called Daddy is something I WANT (as if to play to my kink, which I don't have, by the way). While I don't mind it, in some ways, it can kill the fantasy that young-she and older-me could possibly be physically attracted to each other in a sexual way. I know she turns me on (I can't fake it) and, in my fantasy, I am able to turn her on in some form or fashion.
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    6 years ago
    BoringLoser
    ^ You are an ass hole
    Do I even like strip clubs?
    After so many years, I guess I am kinda over it too. I still go, but often I leave wondering why bother. I used to get wood shortly after arriving at a club. Now, I never get wood in the club just from looking no matter. A lap dance usually arouses my curiosity, but then again, not always. Visited three clubs Sunday with no reaction at any of the three. Maybe I just need a break. Maybe I need vitamin V. Then again, maybe it is ED.
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    6 years ago
    snowtime
    Georgia
    Shadowcat birthday
    Happy belated Bday Shadow -- you're an inspiration to us all. I may have to consume vitamin V to keep up!
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    6 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    What is your favorite movie with strip club scenes?
    Loved Tomei in The Wrestler, very realistic Enjoyed Aniston in "We're the Millers" -- great MILF Got wood first time I saw Berkley in "Showgirls" -- first filmed LDK ?! Surprised to enjoy strip club scene from "The Internship", though thoroughly unrealistic in SFO anymore
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    6 years ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
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