I turned 77 2 weeks ago and today my oldest grand daughter turns 21. That means that I am messing around with strippers younger than she is. We are all going out to dinner tonight and she will be able to order her first drink. Some of my favorite strippers can't do that. Now I wonder how soon it will be before I am a great grand father and messing around with strippers that are 4 times younger than me.
I've got to shake this off. I think I'll go to Follies tomorrow and drown my sorrows. :)
Honestly I hope I’m that lucky that I can still get after it at that age. You ever think about taking hormones/testosterone boosters Shadowcat? Might make you feel decades younger.
I met an 85 year old widower at a bar. Watched him pull out a Cialis at then ask a 25 ish yr old gal if she would like to have sex. She laughed and said not today, old man. He smiled and ordered a beer. I then asked him how that made him feel. He literally smiled at me and said, never fear son, the older you get, the easier it is to get away with that time of forward question. ... and.... he only has to deal with an average of 16 rejections before a positive. I’m like, DAMN!!! That means, the tactic actually works for him !
^^ you should've suggested TUSCL to the 85 y/o guy so he can learn to get what he needs at a good SC w/o having such a high failure-rate - at his age he can't afford to be wasting time getting rejected
@ Papi. I didn’t know about TUSCL then. But, I do now.
@titlovet. The 85 year old does this at bar and grills. Just straight up normal, non party feeding spots. And he asks at least 4 per night which means he gets it on average every 4 to 5 days at age 85 without paying a dime for it. I’d say he has his game if he bags 20 - 25 year olds at his age. Lol
It really hit me when I realized she was one third my age and legal. I look forward to the days when , like you, one fourth my age is legal. i salute you
Been catching up on some older posts. Happy Belated 77th, Shadowcat. You are a legend and sure-fire first-ballot Mongering Hall of Famer, an inspiration to us young whippersnappers in our 50s and 60s. Before reading about your escapades, I thought I'd probably retire from pussy-eating in my mid-60s. Now I'm inspired to keep on tonguing well into my 70s.
Happy belated 77th Shadow. Your posts throughout the years helped me greatly to have more fun, especially in the Cola PP days. When you're turning 80, I'll be turning 50. I'll meet you at whatever the best club is in 3 years!
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Shadow, Shadow, Shadow!!!
May we all be lucky enough to be messing around with 19 year old strippers when we are 77.
I hope to tmbe tapping strippers and bargirls when I'm 50, you are a true TUSCL inspiration.
@titlovet. The 85 year old does this at bar and grills. Just straight up normal, non party feeding spots. And he asks at least 4 per night which means he gets it on average every 4 to 5 days at age 85 without paying a dime for it. I’d say he has his game if he bags 20 - 25 year olds at his age. Lol
For an 85 yo who wants to bang civvies he meets at a bar who aren't 85, that's not bad.
And....can your grand daughter cut it as a stripper????? I'm sure the guys on this site would love her....
You are a legend and sure-fire first-ballot Mongering Hall of Famer, an inspiration to us young whippersnappers in our 50s and 60s.
Before reading about your escapades, I thought I'd probably retire from pussy-eating in my mid-60s. Now I'm inspired to keep on tonguing well into my 70s.