pensionking
Illinois

Comments by pensionking (page 2)

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6 years ago
sexmeplease
Having BJ’s in VIP in Arizona
Heading to Tijuana HK tomorrow (Tuesday)
Advice: Keep your expectations in check and don't let analysis paralysis keep you from pulling the trigger. If you see something you like, go for it. Offer 80. Agree on 100. Enjoy. Rinse and repeat as often as you are physically and fiscally able.
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6 years ago
CC99
Say yes to the sex industry!
Favorite phrases said by other TUSCLers?
Lone_Wolf for the win via Lopaw wisdom!! Ever since hearing this phrase here, I cannot count how many times I have thought it to myself to stop myself from chasing some GPS tail in a SC
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6 years ago
Countryman5434
I entered the dragon and was never the same
Paradise
It is funny to me. We, red-blooded well-off American males, are describing Tijuana Mexico as paradise. Think about what we are saying -- paradise! Tijuana? I cannot figure it out. In America, land of opportunity, why hasn't anyone opened a Hong Kong-like facility in Pahrump, Nevada with Hong Kong style amenities and pricing? I find it lacking credibility that no one has opened an establishment like that. Is it really the case that such a proprietor cannot lure women to work in a legal environment where $100 a pop gets the job done? Maybe some of the caravan could stock such a facility? Is it Nevada taxing such facilities so as to render them financially unreasonable? Is the mob preventing this kind of competition to arise? What is the problem? Why do all NV brothels charge $300 - $1,000? Americans should demand the Walmart-i-zation of NV Brothels. All of us agree Pahrump brothels to be way overpriced. Legal P4P is so strongly desired that a place like HK can exist successfully in a place like Tijuana. Why not in America? If I could get a Hong Kong experience at HK prices in Nevada with English speaking women, I doubt I would ever bother to go to TJ again. Until then, Viva Mexico!!! Paradise, indeed!!
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6 years ago
KirkDogg
Colorado
Good "extras" clubs in the Orange County area?
It is out-of-the-box thinking, but consider that Orange County to City of Industry is 45-60 minutes one way. Orange County to San Ysidro, CA via rental car to Tijuana via pedestrian walkway to Hong Kong via $5 MX taxi -- 2-2.5 hours one way. I've made it back to John Wayne Airport from the border in 1 hour 40 minutes (at 11 pm). I've made the trip and will never ever bother to visit LA Area clubs again, unless I only have an hour to kill. For me, if you have a rental car, it is worth the extra 3 hours in the car for a once in a lifetime experience in TJ and several swings at a sure thing.
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6 years ago
Daddillac
Atlanta
Minneapolis
If I were in your position, I would take the sure thing with you.
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6 years ago
pensionking
Illinois
Greatest April Fools Day hoax EVER
You are right 25. It was written by George Plimpton. He was a well known and highly respected writer during that time. I found this link below which will take you to the article with the pictures from that SI article from back then. https://www.si.com/mlb/2014/10/15/curious-case-sidd-finch I vaguely remember some other magazines and TV stations trying to pull some April 1 pranks over the years, but I am having trouble remembering. (Insert your own joke about promising not to cum in her hair and then shouting "April Fools!!!")
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6 years ago
Gooey19
Transgender Strippers near Philadelphia
US Congress
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6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Cardi B Confessed That She Used To Drug Men And Rob Them, And The People Are Hav
Drugging and robbing dudes is what makes her a bad person. Bragging about drugging and robbing dudes is what makes her a bad person. Especially now that she is worth 7 figures and is seen by others in a similar circumstance as a role model -- that is what makes her a bad person. Plus she is fugly and without talent. Classic -- famous for being infamous.
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6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Cardi B Confessed That She Used To Drug Men And Rob Them, And The People Are Hav
Cardi B is a no talent, fugly POS. Not a fan.
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6 years ago
doctorevil
Evil Lair
Florida homeless man calls cops to report he paid for sex -- but got scammed, po
If one's "permanent" residence is a hotel, motel or notel, technically, I think one is considered homeless.
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6 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
How old were you when you got your first job ?
Paper route at age 10 until 15. Worked at family business at 17 through all of college. Fulltime job 3 weeks after college graduation nonstop ever since. Still going . . . Fucking gen z. I have a 24 year old nephew living with my brother still with no job and never had one through college. Still can't find "work". Everything "beneath him.
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6 years ago
GeorgiaDude
Georgia
Best place in Minnesota
The border. Any border.
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6 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Tijuana ranked as the most violent city in the world, top 5 located in Mexico, r
^^^ this is the kind of post we should all aspire to provide. Informative, not sensational. For the record, I'm probably just lucky, but I have walked all the way around the entire block encompassing HK and Adelita at least 100 times and never been mugged or worse. I've gone out the front and/or the back door of HK >200 times just for air and to look around without incident. I now consider myself fortunate.
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6 years ago
AZFourTwenty
Arizona
What club would you visit and why?
Without reading reviews (which I assuredly would do), I would choose CC because: 1. A superior value score (most important metric, to me) 2. A superior dancer score (next most important metric, to me) 3. A large enough sample size to make averages useful Only if all other things being equal would I choose AA on the strength of the number of reviews. In reality, I use scores to determine which I clubs I am willing to research by reading reviews when visiting a new area.
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6 years ago
Cristobal
I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
Coolest Pick Up Place
Haha -- yeah, bedding down with co-workers in the 80's and 90's was the way to go. Now, it is the third rail of fucking around (#MeToo). One of only a handful of reasons I am glad I am not in my 20's anymore.
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6 years ago
Cristobal
I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
Coolest Pick Up Place
As I reflect back, most of my successes were either at wedding receptions, company parties or groups of coworkers out on a Friday Happy Hour. All of these outings have in common the appearance or illusion of familiarity. I imagine the women assume if you've been invited to the wedding/party/outing that you are not a serial killer. I have rarely, if ever, had success with a total stranger at a bar with very few exceptions (maybe a couple New Years Eves).
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6 years ago
shiqihaofeijipiao
How to avoid sex sting for OTC
I am not sure if this is a legit discussion, but I will play along for the benefit of those with similar questions. if you are concerned that you may be about to step into a sting/trap, try: I'd like to spend an hour with you, would 150 work? How does thirty minutes for 100 sound? Generally speaking, never mention a specific sex act and never say the word dollar. In a sting, LE will ask you what you are looking for, trying to get you to request a sex act. If that does not work, LE may offer a sex act and ask if that is what you want. A "yes" reply or even an affirmative nod will get you pinched. Anyone experienced in the business understands what you get for a 30 minute date and what you get for a 60 minutes date. It doesn't need to be stated explicitly. I once escaped a sting back in the day by saying "No no no, you misunderstand, I just wanted to share some time with you" and then quickly moved away. I saw the next guy get busted moments later. Whew!! To your question -- cops don't give BJs ITC and then set stings for paid sex OTC. You're fine.
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6 years ago
pensionking
Illinois
Arnies in Chicago Suburb suffers extortion for years
This crackdown and the recent shooting in Harvey results in more jobs leaving Illinois for friendlier pastures in NW Indiana -- until they fuck it up over there too. The owners of Club O in Illinois have already fucked up Fantasy in Hammond IN. What's a monger to do?? -- TJ and Detroit it is . . . struggling to find reasonable extras club anymore . . . ideas???
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6 years ago
Countryman5434
I entered the dragon and was never the same
Nevada brothels
Been there -- done that. Got in and out for 250-300, but I was a shrewd negotiator. Have to be willing to walk away -- they assume if you drive that far from the strip that you are an easy mark. Not very satisfying, in the end. Much prefer casino girls any more -- easier to chat them up and more reasonable price value without considerable fear of LE. No major reputable casino/hotel would ever allow a sting on premises in their casino -- bad for business. Be wary picking up a SW on the sidewalks, however.
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
Prostitution is not wrong but human trafficking is..so Stop supporting Bob Kraft
Nicole -- how do we know YOU are not being trafficked to participate in this website?? How was Kraft to know?? Do you think his masseuse told him? Did he get a tour of the kitchen and bedrooms in the back? The damage to Kraft's reputation by his name being dragged through this is bullshit. Increase criminal penalties for human trafficking and decriminalize prostitution and solicitation.
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6 years ago
flagooner
Everything written by this member is a fact.
I Gotta Give Props to the Pats for Something...
We should have stricter penalties for human trafficking and decriminalize prostitution and solicitation. Time for America to grow up and acknowledge what most of the rest of the civilized world seems to understand.
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6 years ago
TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
Bob Kraft gets some...
Releasing his name in a press conference seems like punishment far exceeding his crime
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6 years ago
flagooner
Everything written by this member is a fact.
I Gotta Give Props to the Pats for Something...
Releasing his name with the negative publicity therein (and perhaps fines by the NFL) already represent punishment far exceeding the crime. Coppers suck
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6 years ago
Muddy
USA
I got some shit to say. In-N-Out is fucking overrated
Agreed. Five guys and In-n-out completely overrated. Portillo's??