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11 years ago
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trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
They don't look that good--that's what the problem is!!! To be fair it isn't just Detroit tho; that was just the first town that came to mind when I thought of unattractive dancers.
In general the farther north you go in the U.S. the uglier the women get. It's true!! Hot women move away to hot climates.
An 8 in Michigan, Washington state, Massachusetts, or Alaska would only be about a 5 in California, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, Florida, or Hawaii and vice versa.
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11 years ago
Save me the archaic bullshit, Dracula. Your mother was a cockwhore.
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11 years ago
Meh...I could leave it behind indefinitely if I had to.
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Around the 4 week mark is when I try to stop by.
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11 years ago
Fucking PACERS.
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11 years ago
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trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
Dayum...she's just as hideous as your run-of-the-mill Detroit girls
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11 years ago
Perhaps people wouldn't mock you if you didn't spend all day calling everyone else on the board A-holes.
Do you have an anal fetish?
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11 years ago
Grow a sack and learn how to say NO to the one you don't want.
If she tells the only dancer, that actually helps YOU because they have to work harder to earn your money (competition).
In this business, you need to be as callous as possible and it's better to learn that skill Sooner rather than later.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
IMO it's a cromulent word.
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11 years ago
Religion has absolutely NO place in society.
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11 years ago
I only pay for services rendered. This means that Meetings outside the club are ONLY for sex--not lunches, get-togethers, etc.
There is no implied sugar baby relationship either.
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11 years ago
Let me ask you a question. What clubs are you guys going to where the strippers AREN'T soliciting lap dances? Those females must be REALLY lazy or REALLY stupid...likely both.
NO reason to not approach them directly (again, they're generally lazy--that's why they're strippers to begin with.) Here are some tips
* Tip on stage (see me after your set)
* Ask different staff members to flag dancer down(doorgirl, bartender, other strippers, etc)
* Ask her directly if she's alone
* Smile/eye contact/open body language when she walks by
If none of the above
* Dress NICELY and flash large denomination bills in plain sight, or
* Dress the way a DRUG DEALER/loser jailbird boyfriend would dress
Also, just like the dancers, you have to be there Consistently in order to make inroads.
There. If still having problems, then they simply don't wish to make $$$.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Fuck no. If anything, I'm gearing UP my clubbing--especially in mid-December with Xmas drawing nearer and nearer. Some great deals to be had thanks to the last-minute shoppers.
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11 years ago
78. He changed his AVATAR yet again!!! That's what, FOUR times in the last THREE Days??? LMAO
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11 years ago
^^Kinda ironic coming from what is likely THE most ignored member on this site.
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11 years ago
SHOW her the Tip alright...by dropping your Drawers.
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11 years ago
I feel sorry for your mother.
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11 years ago
And who says that on Thanks Giving anyway? Have you no shame? What a FUCKING Monster.
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11 years ago
76. There was a typo in the title, Alucard. I believe the way you phrased it was "Get Fucked and Die BADLY," not "Get Fucked and Die." Sorry about that.
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11 years ago
*** SLAM DUNKED THAT NIGGA SHADOWCAT ***
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11 years ago
Thanks for the kind words. I hope the end is near for you.
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11 years ago
75. Talking about yourself, Hard4Dancers? That IS your username on TwoSheds, correct? Sad that you have to refer to yourself in the Third person.
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Fuck that. I only like YOUNG, really HOT redhead spinners who give expert DTBBBJCIMWS--nothing else. Preferably as young as possible--18 really does the trick.
You couldn't pay me to get it up for a woman my age.
When the crows feet and preggo bellies start to kick in on the young ones, I'm gone faster than you can say "Wanna dance?"
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11 years ago
Turkey isn't going to pay for tipout, Xanax, and pimps.
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11 years ago
Be a man, grow a set, and straight up tell those hoes to get lost.
Alternatively...you could also dress up as disguised as Alucard. That would ensure complete avoidance from all dancers within a 5 mile radius.
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11 years ago
Don't know about that...South has REALLY improved in quality--I was Pleasantly surprised the last time I was there.