Comments by ReadyPayerOne (page 3)

I'm not convinced this guy isn't a virgin.

@ilnbaicnl - the latter.

@clubber - I think in the trailer Noah refers to God as "He". Like "he's going to destroy everything." So maybe they don't every say the word "god", but do refer to Him?

Clear a day or two in your calendar if you decide to start watching Breaking Bad. I can't tell you how many people I know ended up binge-watching that show on Netflix. I haven't watched any episodes of The Borgias, but I could only hope to be as gravely and stately as Jeremy Irons when I'm his age.

I do. Darren Arronofsky makes awesome movies: -Pi -Requiem for a Dream - Costarring Jennifer Connelly's boobs -The Fountain -The Wrestler - featuring Marisa Tomei as a stripper with a heart of gold -Black Swan - Natalie Portman + Mila Kunis Noah has 40 something Jennifer Connelly, and while I don't expect to see her boobs, she still looks Mi-T-Fine!

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.

I like all of these, but Deogol's casting of Jennifer Connelly really caught my attention. I don't know what would happen if I walked into one of my regular clubs and a lookalike was working there... I guess eventually go bankrupt. And I think she's just as hot today as she was in the mid 90s and early 00s. Maybe hotter. What can I say, I find older strippers - closer to 35 than 25 - really sexy.

I'll sometimes walk in without plans to see a fave. If nobody strikes my fancy, I leave content having enjoyed eye candy with my drinks. But often I'll find someone to do 4-5 lap dances with.

@NatalyIrene - thanks for making an appearance! Your review stood out because it was informative and written by a dancer. But even more so because you differ from how dancers on forums (in my experience) typically portray themselves. You sound like you were comfortable being physical with customers, and you were comfortable stating that in your reviews. Your openness is very cool. So, two questions from me: 1) What would you say contributed to you letting some customers get away with more physically? Where they generous with tipping? Would you sometimes be at work a little buzzed and feeling horny? Was it the attractive ones? Was it customers who made you feel comfortable? Was it regulars you got to know better? 2) From your reviews, I see you danced in Las Vegas and NYC. Could you talk about what you thought of working in NYC clubs, and what your impression was vs other cities? FYI, I club in NYC so I'm curious. Thanks!

"Fucking a stripper for cash is easy. It's the girls who actually like you that make life complicated." Wow, rockstar666 ... that quote just stopped me in my tracks because it effectively sums up something I'm going through at the moment with a dancer.

These go to eleven.

Dancinggal, I think an 8 is highly attractive. Referring to the article, I think the picture chart of girls in all the point values squares with the writer's own ranking system. Honing in on the 6s, 7s, 8s, 9s where I think most dancers fall: 6 - her gender/looks has no value to you. You don't feel pride or embarrassment being seen with her. You don't experience pleasure or pain from looking at her. 7 - you like looking at her, you'd kinda like being seen with her 8 - you really like looking at her, being seen with her 9 - see above, only stronger. Can't go higher because 10s (perfect) don't exist.

I see myself somewhere in the 6.5-7.0 range My fave dancer is a very high 8.

Excellent!

Breaking Bad was fantastic. Walking Dead isn't. I really wanted to love Walking Dead. I tried so hard. Zombies have always been my favorite monsters. And I was a fan of the comic book on which Walking Dead is based. But it has soooo many problems. The pacing on Season 1 was weird. And Season 2 was glacial, not getting any momentum or packing any punch until that one moment midseason. You know the one. I hoped the show had found its footing and I was optimistic, and I kept watching it. But I finally have up in the middle of season 3. The show was improving, but too little too late. There are so many better shows out there. I think the first season of True Detective, which is a self contained story arc that ended, is one of the most special things I've ever seen. Mad Men is great. Boardwalk Empire is a show that keeps getting better and I thought this last season knocked the cover off the ball. And we'll see if it can keep it up, but the quality and consistency of House of Cards on Netflix amazes me episode after episode.

Nice quote jackslash.

No. My take on this is that your ATF is your favorite dancer of all time. You can't have more than one ATF, everyone else is a CF. If your ATF is no longer dancing, but she was better than anyone you interact with now, she is still the ATF. An ATF only loses that title if someone comes along that is better than she was. Or I guess if in hindsight decide that another dancer from your past was better than her and you just didn't realize it at the time.

I'll add: - Rick's has friendly girls, couples friendly atmosphere, the place is hopping early (by 5 pm on Thursdays and Fridays). - Sapphire, nice club and attractive women but I find the atmosphere there a bit ... icy. - Scores is a beautiful club with hot women but it doesn't get lively until 9pm. - VIP Club I think is a bit of a hidden gem. Nice, small, intimate club. This place picks up around 8pm.

I club in Manhattan and here's what I can share: I tend to go for the higher end places. $20 lap dances where low mileage is the norm, but you can find girls who are more aggressive. I don't do private rooms anymore because they're too expensive, but I have some experience. Private rooms/booths generally have enough space that you, your wife, and a dancer should fit comfortably. I've seen private spaces that are cubicles (6' walls with no door), booths with ceiling to floor curtains, and full on rooms with doors. On price: $1000 hour is fairly standard. Half to dancer, half to club. You'll get shaken up for more money - the host will want a tip, a waitress will try to sell you a bottle, and the dancer will push for a tip. You shouldn't have to pay twice, you're renting the room from the club, it shouldn't matter whether it's just you or you and your wife. Dancer shouldn't charge you double, or a premium. If she pulls this hustle, I'm sure you can find another dancer who won't. Mileage may still be unsatisfactory. How to improve it? If it's a dancer who you don't know and may not see again, you'll need to state what you want, see if that will cost extra, and negotiate. Or you can become a regular and let the mileage ramp that way. Which can be a fun journey, if you're into that, but expensive. I guess I'd just say go to some clubs, get a dance, ask early on how the VIP rooms work, what she's comfortable with, talk pricing, and ask for a tour. Go back to the main floor and do some more lap dances and gauge if she's worth the expenditure and trying to provide a better experience to get you to buy the private room. I've heard Rick's VIP rooms are cheaper. Like $600-800 per hour. Dancers are a little less attractive, but they seem warmer, harder working, and eager to please. You may find it a better value. Plus, it has an overall friendlier vibe. Good luck!

In NYC, I'm used to paying at least $8, whether it's bottled water, a beer, or hard liquor. And that's happy hour prices. I don't blink an eye at $12, and I feel like I've paid up to $18 during prime time once or twice when I was too buzzed to care. I almost laugh when I'm clubbing in other towns and a drink is only $4-6.

Here's my take on Russian dancers - they have this sexy mix of toughness and submissiveness. Russia just seems like a shitty, cold, poor place where women have to pull their weight on the farm, in the factories, and in the military. Is any of this true, or am I just basing this on what Hollywood has imprinted on me? Whatever, just work with me here. So I think that backdrop gives them an inner toughness. And I think they do a great job of "acting" submissive. I don't know if it's cultural, or what. But it's an act, you know it's an act, they know that you know, and you know that they know that you know. I feel like their submissiveness comes with a bit of ... a smirk. And frankly, I find that kind of intoxicating.

Yo mama is so fat she eats biscuits like tic-tacs. Obsolete technology throwback: Yo mama is so fat she wears a VCR for a pager.

Yo mama is so fat she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box. Yo mama is so fat to fuck her I had to throw a bag of flour between her legs and look for the wet spot.

Clack their heels. I just find the noise annoying. Slap their own ass. Not as annoying as the heel clack, but I could still do without it. Pinch their nipples and pull them as far from their chest as they can. Gross, I don't need to see how stretchy they are.

My visits tend to fall into three categories: 1) stopping by a club after work for about an hour to have a few drinks and sample new dancers - $200 in 20s should be enough for 2-3 drinks and a half dozen lap dances. 2) visiting a club to see a fave - $400 in 20s and 50s will cover 2-3 drinks and 12-15 lap dances. That's a 60-90 minute visit usually. 3) my clubbing out of town is when I bring a bit more money and stay for hours. Probably $500-1000 for the night. $200 in 1s, maybe $300 in 50s, and the rest in $20s.