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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Tempest's writing "voice" makes me think of her as a "broad", but in a flattering way! Like those women in the black and white gangster movies who were gangster's dames, molls, etc. Brassy, confident, with an I-don't-give-a-fuck attitude.
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10 years ago
She sounds pretty hot.
Ah, I see, you meant some type of Pick Up Artist techniques when you referred to Black Belt.
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10 years ago
@club_goer - I PM'd her and sent her a link to this thread. Let's see if she responds.
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10 years ago
"Stefani just hasn't been the same since she blew out her pussy."
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
When I was reading what Papi copied/pasted and hadn't yet clicked through to the actual post, I was thinking "this girl sounds like tempest from stripperweb" ... And it is!
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10 years ago
Jeez, these dancers wouldn't be ATF/CF contenders for me with those attitudes.
I don't wear track pants to the club, but if I did, an ATF/CF caliber girl would be thanking me!
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10 years ago
Club-goer, I propped her, but I like the way you think. Lol - she's probably going to be inundated with PMs to contribute!
I feel like dancers don't last long in the discussion boards. Maybe we should ask her to do a reddit style ask me anything discussion?
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10 years ago
Interesting. Did you read her other reviews? Pretty useful and straight up.
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10 years ago
@slick - I loved Garbage Pail Kids cards when I was a kid. I even saw the movie - in the theater!
Some were pretty gross. I shudder to think was some Garbage Stripper Cards would look like. Can you imagine "Cum Dumpster Candee"?
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10 years ago
And FWIW, I think gawker takes the prize for hottest faves in the posted pictures that I've seen.
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10 years ago
Ranukam, I'll admit I'd love to post pics of my ATF and see pics of other users' faves.
I think it's funny, because it's a very male show-off thing. Like, "look at how hot my girlfriend is." Only in this case it's "look at how hot the girl I pay to hang with/blow/fuck me is!"
I also think it'd be interesting to see how hot my ATF is versus other faves, and it would also shed some light on how people's scales are calibrated. Like "oh, that's what he thinks an 8 is? That's a 6 in my book." Or vice versa.
Anyway, at the end of the day I'm not going to post her pics because I know she has visited this site and if she found out I'm pretty sure she wouldn't approve.
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10 years ago
And what's the "role of a Black Belt"?
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10 years ago
Hmm, I like what I can see. Nice rack, cute hairstyle (is it that punky mix of blonde on top with brown layers?), and from what I can tell an arm sleeve tattoo?
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10 years ago
I'm not from Houston but I go there a few times a year and I'm a big fan of the Men's Club of Houston.
I think the girls are very attractive and the new laws that PapiChulo mentioned have made for a better customer experience.
Dancers now topless (no more spray on latex across boobs) and in thongs (gone are the boy shorts).
Decent two way contact and grinding shouldn't be a problem with $20 lappers if you find the right girl. VIP areas are exposed, YMMV there.
I think it's a relatively clean club, so the risk is you may have to work through a few "boring" dancers to find what you're looking for.
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10 years ago
Yep, I've heard that one a few times.
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10 years ago
Hmm, I think I mean more than mostly beautiful with a cute flaw. That's pretty easy.
I'm reminded of two instances:
1) in college, there was a girl in one of my classes who was probably a 5 face and 6 body. Overweight, but not so fat that she lost her feminine figure; she still had her waist. Skin was pale and kind of unhealthy looking, like there was always a light cover of sweat. Hair always looked a bit greasy. Overall, not hideous but sex wouldn't be the first thing you thought of. Anyway, she was fucking smart, and confident, and kind of brash. By the end of the semester I totally would have fucked her.
2) I was riding the subway one day and there was this girl who was skinny, gangly, and kind of had a long face. But she had a cool style and was rocking her look with confidence. Her vibe was basically "yeah, I know I got beat with the ugly stick. Fuck you, get over it. You still want me."
Maybe it's as simply that I find confidence sexy. Or that I'm a horn dog who can rationalize fucking anything that moves.
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10 years ago
+1 Dolfan
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10 years ago
@mikeya02 - fair point that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
I should clarify that it was the Mia Wallace character that I found sort of ugly at first impression. Or not conventionally beautiful. That black bob accentuated her nose. She was wearing black pants and a white oxford that made her look mildly androgynous and stork like. But she was hot.
Uma Thurman is straight up gorgeous/smoking in some other movies - Gattaca, The Avengers ...
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10 years ago
Londonguy, I have a fireplace so I know exactly what you mean ;)
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10 years ago
B. As GMD said, a 5 face is just middle of the charts, not Quasimodo. Personality/hustle goes a long way towards establishing chemistry. And at the end of the day, my interaction will at least lead to a lap dance. I'd rather get a lapper from a body that is a 10 than a 5. Who wants a bony ass, saggy boobs, or gunt rubbing against them?
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10 years ago
I'm going to be in Miami in a few months. A stripper I met recently in another state told me she was moving to Miami to work at this very club. I may just have to stop by to see a) if I can run into her and b) what a shit show this place is. If it's still in business.
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10 years ago
I think my dollar bills get an assist from:
1) my age - I'm in my early 30s, so some common ground
2) looks - I'm fit. Tall, dark, and while I won't claim handsome, I will go with "not ugly".
Mostly though, I think it's 3) attitude. I have a calm energy and I'm easy going. Skibum took the words out of my mouth. I like women, I like talking to women, and I treat strippers like people. I think that makes them comfortable with me, and that gets me access to the most that they're willing to provide to a customer.
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10 years ago
@Dougster - LOL.
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10 years ago
If it's not a gown club, and you can walk around in a bra+thong, pairing that with leg warmers will always get my attention. It particularly goes well with a girl next door persona.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
@clubber - neat stuff.
I've never seen an ATM that gives $1 bills.
About 15 years ago, I was with my friend and she stopped by her bank in the Boston area, which was a one branch bank. She pointed out that she could withdraw as little as $5. That's the lowest denomination I've seen, and only once.