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Comments by impala (page 14)

  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    impala
    The People's Republic of Pennsylvania
    The (Fake?) Club Camera Cundundrum
    I've been to plenty of clubs with dancers that know where the camera dead spots and bad coverage angles are. Those are usually fun because I feel like I'm getting away with something. Also, was at a club once that was known for pretty open on extras. Place was ran by a woman who was pretty cool and also tended the bar. The place was usually pretty slow and most of the dancers just hung out and were pretty friendly. I took a dancer to the back and had a REALLY GREAT TIME with her. On my way out of the VIP, the dancers and bartender (owner) started applauding. Seems they had watched the whole thing on a monitor behind the bar.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    impala
    The People's Republic of Pennsylvania
    The (Fake?) Club Camera Cundundrum
    Was a place I use to go to regularly years ago that was pretty wild. One day I showed up and there were cameras everywhere. One of the girls told me the owner installed them to cut down the "extra curricular activities" and that everything was being recorded. They ended up being fakes, and didn't take long for the dancers to figure it out.
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Vegas
    Only going by what I was told about OTC. The times I've been in Vegas always had to share a room with someone else in the company so never tried to set any up. Several times tried ITC and was always a no go (and in the clubs in Vegas there are cameras EVERYWHERE!).
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    8 years ago
    THE CHAINDOG
    Massachusetts
    zero customers at my local club on halloween night
    Monday nights are usually tough to begin with, ad in trick or treat and how many guys can get away for the evening? Bet if you go tonight it will be busier than a normal Tuesday
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Vegas
    IMO Vegas kinda sucks. Yes, for the most part the girls are REALLY hot, but it's really expensive and extras in the clubs are hard if not impossible to get because they are heavily monitored, and from what I've been told OTC is highly discouraged (not saying impossible, but are not easy) by the clubs.
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    8 years ago
    impala
    The People's Republic of Pennsylvania
    Older strippers
    Best dance I private dance I ever had (that didn't include extras) was back in my 30's by a dancer I'd say was about 45. Wasn't just a grind and rub, but was slow and extremely sensual with her getting off (and yes she did, it wasn't faked) on me. Only time I ever saw her dance, asked about her several times but was never able to catch her again.
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    8 years ago
    impala
    The People's Republic of Pennsylvania
    Older strippers
    Shailynn, that exactly what I'm saying
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    8 years ago
    MrDeuce
    Illinois
    My obsession with South and West Asian strippers
    I completely understand your obsession with ethnic strippers. Me personally, I'm not especially into a certain ethnic type (although I will say if I'm at a SC and there is something there that is an ethnic abnormally for the area it peaks my interests), I do kinda favor the sorta trashy trailer park blonde types. We all have what we favor and are attracted to and it is no wonder that we seek them out.
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    8 years ago
    jayhawk123
    Arizona
    Advice on clubs
    Washington Park in Missouri. Read the reviews in TUSCL, take your pick
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    8 years ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    a stripper for a workout buddy
    Dude, if you're married under no circumstances take her to your home!!!!!
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    8 years ago
    Thigh gap. Yay or Nay?
    IMO women with thigh gaps usually (but not always) just look way too thin. Not saying I like fat chicks, but do prefer at least a little meat on the bones.
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    8 years ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    a stripper for a workout buddy
    Why pay for her to get into better shape so she can make more money and not need you anymore. BTW, tell her sex is an awesome workout.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    For you married guys....
    My ex actually once said she got married so she didn't have to do that anymore
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    For those of you who OTC
    That's why I always do it at my hotel and almost always try to meet them in the lobby or parking lot. I very rarely give them the room number. That way the jealous BF/husband/stalker dosent know which room your in, and if thinks do turn south you can easily walk away. If you're followed in (and I have had it happen) you can stop by the front desk and say your being followed, the last think most want is an encounter with hotel security.
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    8 years ago
    How To Setup OTC
    Subraman is right, a lot say they do OTC so you keep spending money in the club. The big mistake is to start spending lots of money in the club. Found out a long time ago not to spend a lot in the club, just enough so they know your serious. If the girls know up front that there not going to be able to bleed you dry in the club, they will either be more receptive to OTC or they will move on to the next chump. Remember, green is king to strippers, and if they think they can get what you have without having to do anything extra, they will. I've actually told dancers I don't do private dances because I'd prefer to spend it later on with her back at my hotel. You find out really quick who is game and who is playing you.
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    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    How often do you take mini strip club trips ?
    That's actually the majority of my trips. But, as most of you know about me, I prefer the "hole in the wall" type go go bars over the big fancy full strip clubs. Generally higher mileage that's easier to get at a lower price.
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    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    How does a stripper say "You can fuck me if you pay me for it."
    Other night was told by a stripper that she hadn't made her house fee yet, if I'd cover her house fee and give her an extra $20 plus anouther $20 for the VIP she would suck me dry. Was all game till I found out Saturday night house fee was $100. Told her for a buck forty I wanted much more, where she said she was a good girl and didn't do that?!?!?
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    8 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    My Recent Doctor Visit
    Last time I went to the doctor he told me everything looked good but wanted me to quit smoking and loose 40 pounds, told him that last time he had me quit I put on the 40 pounds, kinda afraid to quit again!
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    8 years ago
    impala
    The People's Republic of Pennsylvania
    Sorry if I have been cynical lately
    Don't get me wrong, love the AMPS, but if I'm going to a SC I want to have fun at the SC. And if you go to one then the other, can get really expensive really quick. I look at it this was, like renting a Mercedes and letting it sit in your driveway then after it sits there a while buying a Cadillac, just paid a bunch of money to look at something then paying more for something else!
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    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Stripper name
    Black & Decker pecker wrecker
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    8 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Possessive strippers
    Dealt with the whole possessive stripper shit many times. There was a club that I went to regularly years ago where a certain stripper had me pegged as her customer. She actually had an infatuation with me, and had let be known she wanted to be my girlfriend (I was a lot better looking back then). Problem was, this girl scared the hell out of me (scared like follow me home, sneak into my house while I slept, drug me and tattoo her name all over my body scary, batshit crazy). I was kinda afraid to "sample the rest of the menu" there, and would actually call ahead to she if she was working so I could avoid her. Ended up having to cut that club out of the rotation for about a year to avoid her until I ran into another dancer that had worked there that told me she was gone (had actually went to jail for stalking anouther customer, so I guess I dodged anouther bullet). True story, chick was batshit crazy!
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Regulars at Strip Clubs?
    Sclvr5005 has it dead on, pros and cons. I try not to frequent one club too much just because a certain dancer (or two) claims you as their customer, and gets really awkward when the two are working the same shift. It is nice when you know the staff well, as that I have found it can often lead to bouncers "looking the other way", but also if you get someone there that just dosent like you (or trust you) can lead to ruined backroom adventures.
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Out in the public
    Any and all of the clubs in Akron
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    8 years ago
    Regulars at Strip Clubs?
    When you walk in and they greet you like Norm at Cheers, you know you're a regular
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    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    How does a stripper say "You can fuck me if you pay me for it."
    I've heard it all, like "I have no restrictions in the back", or "I've never been known to say no", "I'm more fun than most", "whatever you want ", I know how to do stuff and not have the cameras see", "The owner isn't here tonight so we don't have to worry bout getting caught", "Show me some money and tell me what you want, I'll tell you yes or no", "We've gotta wait till room with camera is broken is free", "Not here, but my shift ends at 11", etc, etc, etc. Best one ever was one that told me That it was slow there that night and let's go in the back and fuck to kill the boredom!