Comments by impala (page 13)

Very hot, glad to see your back

All I can say is WOW.

Years ago I use to work for a company that serviced a piece of equipment that was used in the kitchen in McDonalds. I still remember scrapping inches of fermented grease off to get be able to an access door, only to be bombarded by cockroaches when opened. Would be ok if it was the only location like that, but actually that was one of the cleaner ones. Between the roaches and the stench of fermented grease I haven't eaten McDonalds in over a decade, and just the smell of it makes me want to toss my cookies.

I once asked a dancer (that I knew really well) why she rarely asked anyone for dances when every other one did. She told me that if she asked for a dance only about 10% of the patrons took her up on it, and usually tipped minimally. If she waited for customers to ask her, about double that she initially talked (both from their desire and from other dancers they saw becoming unavailable) to asked her for a dance and their tip were usually much much better. If she waited she usually made at least double if not much more for the evening.

All but the balloon lips

I live in central PA and can tell you that there are no Amish strip clubs. That being said, I know of a strip club that use to have several single Amish men that would frequent the place. Dancers hated them, said they stank of BO and manure, were terrible tippers, and we're always really "handsy ".

Let me ask, what did you catch Kenlyva that you keep reasking this question? And if so, go see a doctor!

Problem is, you're looking at it all wrong. Question should be, how much money does an escort have at the end of the week? And answer, unfortunately for most, is none. After they put it up their nose, shoot it in their arm, drink it down, smoke it up, support their deadbeat boyfriend/husband, pay their rent & car payment, there is nothing left. If there was, they wouldn't be escorting. Now, of course, there are those who are good with money (just like anywhere else), but strippers and escorts just seem to be worse with it.

Remember being in a club once and was there for a brand new strippers first day (btw, it was her 18th birthday so she was good and fresh). Well, I don't know was what she was expecting, but she wad REALLY FUN, and really tight

Don't be a fool, wrap the tool!

I always ask first

drive west on I-80 for about a half an hour, pretty good clubs along there. Rest a Bit in Mine Hill is always a fun time.

Oh, and what's worse, have her mom meet you at the door. Had some OTC set up once with a stripper at her place, she told me that she lived with someone else but she was cool with it. Arrived and older women answered the door, and was giving me the nastiest looks. When my "date" came out and called the other person mom, just got way too weird and had to bail on that one.

Thing to remember is that yours is a transaction based relationship. That being said, your paying for the fantasy, which IMO should include you not having to meet Donnie. Your paying for her to act like (at least while you're together) that your the most important person in her life (yes it's an act and we know that, but your paying for it). That being said, tell her of your displeasure. Don't get nasty about it or anything, but let her know.

yeah, and worse thing is I knew better

You wanna read about stripper shit, read my review about the rob I dealt with last night at The Cabaret in Kingston PA

Ducking autocorrect

I don't as that I usually have a company vehicle

I agree, hang out on any casino floor late at night and their there. Just take a handful of singles and sandwich them between 2 Benjamins, hold them in your hand and just walk around and they will find you.

Shadowcat, no ones older than you

Now that's a lot of woman!

I wonder if Jackslash started typing that when I first posted?

S88, I agree that some clubs install cameras in case of robbery, violence, rape, etc. and some do it just to appease local officials, but some of the places are doing it to prevent prostitution. And, I know of a couple that they were there because ownership wanted a cut of everything that went on, including extras and was their way of making sure of it.

JohnSmith69, I don't worry about the cameras either as far a me getting in trouble. Only real problem is that sometimes they limits or eliminates extras fun because the dancers don't want to get into trouble. One side effect of cameras I have found, though, is that often times makes some OTC action easier.