Comments by impala (page 15)

Just anouther stripper (or more likely stripper wannabe) trying to cash in on an article on stripping on the internet. How much did she make for writing this article?

Ch3ll, it's VERY EASY to fall into that mindset, most of us have been there. I remember once driving 100 miles to see a dancer, only to find out that on of her other (and much wealthier) regulars were also there. Needless to say I didn't get much attention, but learned a valuable lesson on how the green rules most strippers.

I think it's more that I just notice the shit more. I think that when I was younger I either ignored it or just didn't notice it as much (or just didn't care). Just sooooo tired of the sob stories and everything. Found myself telling a dancer the other night (after she was bitching about not being able to get another job) that the reason she was a stripper was because of all the stupid choices she had made in her life.

Don't be a fool, wrap the tool

Shailynn, you understand completely. I always get a kick out of these guys that have a regular OTC thing that goes one, sometimes for years. It's almost like they think of them like a girlfriend. And funnier is how they don't understand why there is so much baggage and other shit that follows dancers. If you want a girlfriend, go get a girlfriend, but I learned a long time ago that long term OTC dosent lead to anything other than a whole bunch of problems.

Why waste your time, are you planning to take her home to meet mommy and dad? Because I can almost guarantee you that the first chance she has to get into the old life or the first time things get hard she will be back stripping. <mom> "Oh Junior, how did the two of you meet?" <you> "Well, I was sitting on perverts row at The Tittie Twister when Peaches here came up to me and told me that she'd blow me in the back room for $20. It's been love ever since!"

I usually look at OTC as a short term arrangement. Now granted, I travel a lot for work, but try to let them know up front that this is purely a transaction based relationship. That being said, I try not to burn any bridges because I never know when I may be back in that town and it's much easier to set something up with someone if you have "hung out" before.

I always get a kick out of dancers that tell you one story and the next visit (or even later the same evening) they have a whole different story. Remember, to most of them it's all about the green. The doe eyes, the hair twirling, the soft touching of the hands, the stories, it's all a sales pitch.

I like it, but usually there is one I want to talk to and a different one is sitting on my lap cunt blocking her

Saw another once that had this real weird script on her shoulder blade that I was trying to read. When I asked about it she bent forward and put her face in my lap and then you could read "my name is Kelly, it's hard to tell you with my mouth full" Best one ever

Once saw dancer with papa smurf in the small of her back with "muddy" footprints going down to her crack.

Once saw a dancer do a hot candle wax show. Was her first time doing it and she set her hair on fire. Didn't burn much, but the place stank of burnt hair for a month.

I know here in PA a few years ago there was a bill that they tried to get through the state legislature to require all those working in any place where public nudity took place to have to get licensed, which would included passing a criminal background check and mandatory monthly STD testing. If a club was found to have dancers there without the license, the club would be in violation with penalties included (but not limited to) fines, loss if liquor license, and closures. If I remember right the license fee alone was like $500 a year. P It didn't get out of committee, and I think if I remember right one of the sticking points was that they wanted massage parlors (I'm sorry, spas) included, and the legit places said they could afford it.

Was in a club several years ago where they wanted you to buy "club dollars" where you got $7cd for every $5 U.S. you bought. Was good in theory if you were going to buy a bunch of drinks, dancers hated them, though, because as I was told when they exchanged them back to the club they got a 4 to 7 return and the club also knew how much they were making. Also, if you had any left over you couldn't exchange them back, and if you used cash at the bar you got club cash for change. It was very unpopular and only lasted about 6 months before they ended the program. I think I still have a few of them somewhere.

Don't know if I'm honored or insulted that I'm not on the list

I live close to there, real names of towns. Use to have a t-shirt that said I went to intercourse and found blue balls

Take him down to North Jersey or on out to Rhode Island, your best bet.

I agree with bang69, poor hygiene means no money. Not saying it doesn't happen, just they usually don't last long.

It's a sales pitch. She is just trying to sell her pussy. By saying that she was telling you that you could bareback her was all.

Like I said, hypocritical Me personally, I'd take the sure thing, but I also like trailer park blondes & drunk moms with tramp stamps, but my standards are a little different than most.

Probably would, especially if some of the women I was hanging out with were there. Don't think it would be as awkward a second time. I personally think that I was invited because my friend wanted to fuck like crazy and wanted a ride home afterwards. She did tell me on the way back that the first couple times that her and her husband went they didn't participate, but once they got into it they loved it. She also told me that I could have had her if I had wanted. She also said since it was really late and her husband was out of town I could stay the rest of the night if I wanted. I told her I thought about it a few times but with our history didn't think it was a great idea.

Remember, you haven't even been able to talk to the 9 let alone ask her for a dance. Let's say she has been sitting with her regulars or something and don't know if you will be able to. But the 5/6 is available right now. Let's also add in there that it's getting late and you need to leave soon.

Never open an email like that from any you don't know, their full of Trojan horses and other nasty shit. Know someone who accidentally (and I know the person well, it was an accident) opened one at work and it corrupted the main frame of the office. Almost lost his job over it.

Good for you