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4 months ago
Lindsay was definitely HotStuff. I wrote about meeting her in this review: https://tuscl.net/dashboard/reviews/279890
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4 months ago
Or just keep going 2 more hours up I80 until you hit Reno.
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5 months ago
To quote Chris Rock “Titties and tater-tots don’t mix!”
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8 months ago
No.5 Orange in Vancouver added strippers during the day around 1973 and then went full time around 1977. Still going strong.
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a year ago
Told this story a couple times here in the past but 25 years ago my then fave came into the store I was managing with her Mom and brother who were visiting from Europe.
She had her back to me when I approached them and we both looked completely shocked when she turned around but both recovered quickly and said hi. Helped her get a present for her brother and when the other sales guys asked me how I knew her I told them she was a server at a regular bar I frequented. Found out that weekend that she told her Mom basically the same thing about me!
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a year ago
Told this story here before but had my (at the time) fave come into the store I worked at, with her Mother and little brother who were visiting from overseas. She gave me the deer in headlights look but I acted like they were just regular customers and helped them pick out a gift for the brother. Got a gift of my own the next time I was at the club!
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a year ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
“What about your old haunts? Still going strong or closed up and now a Starbucks?”
This made me laugh because that’s exactly what happened to my favourite club from the early 2000’s.
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2 years ago
Thanks guys! I’ve been to a bunch of the Portland clubs back in the 90’s and early ‘00’s (when Exotic magazine was the go to for club info) while visiting friends and have always had a good time.
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4 years ago
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TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
Was an Entourage fan way back when and related to the “E” character so it seemed appropriate at the time.
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4 years ago
Visiting new city with family before possible move. Decided to check out a club after they went to sleep one night. Did my normal scan of TUSCL to help me decide which one before heading out. Next morning my crying wife wakes me asking me how could I go to a strip club? “I know what happens at those places” she says. Before I can say anything she shows me our iPad.
I of course had forgotten to close the browser page.
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8 years ago
Do I ever offer to help? Yup, all the time.
Do they ever take me up on said offer? Only once to date.
Oh and I also helped another one move but she asked me.
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8 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
I'll be 60 when my kid is 16.
Would've preferred to have done it earlier but that's just the way life turned out.
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8 years ago
$800+ on one girl, no extras.
I was young(er) and dumb(er).
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9 years ago
Years ago I went into my club and my CF at the time (who I'd only gotten low mileage dances from) told me "I'm glad you came in, I'm so fucking horny tonight and I'm coming home with you."
After the big head started working again it occurred to me that I had to get up in about 5 hours to go on a ski weekend with the civvie I'd been dating for 2 weeks so I had to decline her offer (I was younger and dumber).
Of course it ended up being a pretty shitty weekend as the civvie basically ignored me and I ended up sharing a room in the big cabin we were at with her parents! And the CF quit about a month later and I never saw her again.
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9 years ago
I'm sure I've posted this before but the strangest one I've ever heard was "Your Little Sister.
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9 years ago
Yo Momma's so fat......
When she dances the BAND skips.
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9 years ago
Definitely not.
Canada vs. Ireland tomorrow however.........
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9 years ago
"SW is the equivalent of an Archie comic book where all the bitches think that they are Veronica, with plenty of Archie's & Jughead PL's strewn around for effect."
Lopaw, that just might be the best comment ever on TUSCL!
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9 years ago
Was drinking at the Center Bar in the Hard Rock casino in Vegas one night when 3 ladies I'd met there the night before walked by. When they saw me they told me they'd just been denied entry into Club Paradise across the street for this same reason.
Of course I turned to the guys I was and without a word we all put down our drinks, got up and escorted them back across the street.
That turned into a very fun night :-)
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9 years ago
Late to the party but here's mine.
Went to a club one night with a couple coworkers. We all get dances from different dancers and I seem to really be hitting it off with mine, who's from out of town. We're chatting during her dance and she seems to be getting into it more than is to be expected. End up in the back for 8 songs as I just couldn't say no but she only charged me for 6. If she hadn't had to eventually go on stage I would have kept going due to the vibe I was getting from her. When I get back to the table the guys I'm with want to leave but I'm too smitten so tell them to go ahead and I'll see them in the morning. She heads straight for me after her show and we talk for a bit before it's last call for dances. We head to the back again and after more songs I'm the last custie in the place and it's 2:30 in the morning.
Here's where the pathetic part begins......
During our second set of dances she told me her real name, the name of the motel all the out of town dancers were staying at, as well as her room number and implied that I should come over. So what do I do?
Upon leaving the bar I look for a cab but there's nothing at this point so I walk the 20 or so blocks to her motel, find her room and knock. No answer. "OK" I figure, she's not here yet so walk around the block a couple times and then knock again. Still no answer. At this point it's around 3:30 so I should just cut my losses right? NOOOOO........
I hang around waiting and knock every few minutes (did I mention how much I'd had to drink that night?).
Finally around 4:15 the night guy comes out and says she's obviously not here and I should leave. I ask him if I could leave her a note (WTF?!) so he let me come into the office and gives me a pen and paper. I then proceed to walk 45 minutes back to my hotel and get an hour an a half sleep before having to sit through corporate meetings all day.
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9 years ago
The most memorable one that I've ever come across was a girl that went by "Your Little Sister" at the old Drake in Vancouver.
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10 years ago
Having been to and reviewed the Duchess I can say unequivocally that it doesn't have ANYTHING mentioned in that review.
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10 years ago
Years ago I went to Cancun with a buddy of mine for a week of partying. By our second day there we've got a group of fellow Canadians all hanging out together at the pool and hitting the clubs at night. My buddy starts talking to a really cute girl who had just arrived. Turns out she's from Montreal and a stripper. She had a boyfriend and made it clear that she wasn't looking to play but she was really cool and fun to dance with. She was also the only girl in the group who would go topless at the pool and beach!
Wished I'd gotten her contact info so that I could have seen her when I was next in Montreal.
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10 years ago
My CF at the time came into my store with her Mother and much younger brother who were visiting from overseas.
When we saw each other there was a moment of uncertainty and then we both smiled and said hi.
She was looking to buy her brother a gift so I ended up helping them out. A couple coworkers asked how I knew this hottie and I said she worked at my local pub and since I lived a half hour away they didn't know any better.
Next time I saw her at the club I got a big hug and a thanks for not "outing" her as her mom thought she was a server.
My next dance was the best I she had given and I joked that I was just recycling her money.
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10 years ago
I went way out of my way to see Jeanna Fine at House of Lancaster in Toronto 15 years ago or so.
She was a hot MILF and put on a good show as I recall.
Didn't have the opportunity to get a private with her unfortunately cause she was upstairs with a high roller all night. No idea what that cost!