Stripper names that SHOULD be used more often

ElectronmanToo much of a good thing is never enough
I've heard hundreds, maybe thousands, of stripper stage names. Cars, flowers, horoscope signs and ED meds seem to be the most common themes for stage names. But I've never encountered a dancer who used either "liquor" or "tulips" for a stage name. I like the double entendre.
Any other nominations for stage names that should be more commonly used?
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last commentThere have been some great stage names... most clubs don't use both a first and last name, but one of the clubs here does. One of the girls used the name Robyn Banks, which I thought was awesome
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Papi asked me to post this for him...
Sha Nay Nay, Shabooboo, Leshaniqua, Sharkiesha, Sharqueffa, Keisha, LaShaquanishia, Bon Qui Qui, Tequila, and La-Sha. :)
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^^
Lol. That's great! (Brilliant in fact)
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Robyn Banks ^^^
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There was this stripper named Chardonnay. I thought that was a pretty cool stage name.
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Hot Lips.
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Pussy Galore?
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Strippers by country I've met:
Korean: Soon Fuk Mi
German: Anita Peter
Russian: Ivanna Koch
English: Amanda Hugginkiss
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Don't forget the tranny strippers
MIke Hunt
Harrib Alsac
Phil McCracken
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And don't leave out the customers...
Pat McCrotch
Jack Mehoff
Heywood Jablomee
Andy Feltersnatch
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@ranukam-
I used to know one named Chardonnay. She was an old stripper who claimed to get better with age. All I remember about her was she was old.
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"Is Mike Hunt here? Someone wants to know if Mike Hunt is here. Anybody see Mike Hunt?"
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Here are dancer names I have heard over the years that still stand out to me, even though the vast majority gave mediocre dances. Including where I heard of them.
Miss Demeanor (Niagara)
Climaxxx (Tampa) Lived up to her name
Sierra Mist (Vegas) As opposed to the more common Sierra
April in Paris (Atlanta)
Austria (Indianapolis) Looked a bit like Katerina Witt, with a similar accent.
Merlot
There are a few more I can't recall offhand, but probably will later
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Double-Ds
(Would certainly pique my attention)
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There's another customer from Holden, MA - Richard Hertz. Dick Hertz from Holden.
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Some memorable stripper names I've encountered:
white girls: Obsession, Persuasion, Sensation, Amazing
black girls: Bubblin' Brown Sugar, Sexy Black, Slippery, Goodness
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How about penny trait
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Back in the 70's, there was a club in Biloxi, MS that featured Ophelia Twat on the marquee outside the club.
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The most memorable one that I've ever come across was a girl that went by "Your Little Sister" at the old Drake in Vancouver.
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Good Stuff!
A Vegas dancer named Poker Face would be cool.
I'd like to enjoy Poker Face in a private dance.
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