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Comments by duomaxwell (page 26)

  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    Stripper in VIP said "Be a man shove it (my finger) in deeper and fuck me good w
    ^ maybe if she charged more she could move into a real house. TL;DR version: cheap tricks
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    All stripper boy friends are losers - Fact or myth.
    @motorhead I think it's alright if you have a tour bus :P
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    All stripper boy friends are losers - Fact or myth.
    Well, it would all depend on your definition of "loser". With few exceptions, I've never dated anyone that's made more money than I do annually, but I've also never supported anyone. My ex is technically an unemployed musician... but he's in a band that tours worldwide and makes a ton of money doing it and I think it's great that he can make a living doing something that he loves. I don't have a bad thing to say about the guy. The guy I'm currently seeing is also a musician, but makes a living as a carpenter and just installed some new blinds in my room so I can sleep past 10 AM and cooks and fixes things for me, which is great. Doctors and lawyers were never really something I was into, I like bad boys with life skills. There's a girl I work with who's married to an ex-carnie (for 10 years now) and they seem happy as crazy circus clams. There are definitely dancers that date shitty dudes, but for the most part people date within their socioeconomic circle anyway and I think that accounts for a lot of it. As for drug dealers all being terrible people, well, get it how you live. I know a lot of you don't like to hear this, but prostitution is also illegal ;)
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    chairsky
    Austin, TX
    If a stripper calls u for money
    @motorhead @papi_chulo - Yeah, maybe I'll give it a whirl after I rid myself of the last vestiges of my humanity. Don't ever loan money to a stripper, you idiots.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    how to spot a fellow tuscler in the club???
    I'm the dancer in the bathroom texting my latest flame that he'd better have dinner ready when I get home.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Best DMV strip clubs
    @govikings - I know a girl that dances at Fuego, I kind of want to go check it out... if it's in MD though, is it nude?
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Street Cred
    I work at a strip club to up my street cred, yes, what of it?
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    chairsky
    Austin, TX
    If a stripper calls u for money
    I need to start doing that if it's that easy.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    3LeggedMan
    Chicago, IL
    Stripper's Family
    ^ he wouldn't shoot you, he's plant drugs and child pornography on and around your person and send you to prison.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Clubber
    Florida
    VS Angels
    I started off thinking, "This motherfucker must be smokin-- oh." Except for Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima, I agree. No Miranda Kerr? They're crazy.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    GRENDELZ
    Florida
    Dancers loser boyfriend
    BRO. BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO. BRO. BRO BRO. You're about to be a 2 AM'er. Why don't you just tell this dude that nothing dirty happened and continue on your merry way.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    The Risks We Take
    1) Were you at a Hustler? 2) If I ever hear/read the phrase "park the beef bus in tuna town" I'm going to throw up.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    yegi
    New York
    Hello Sirs, from a Stripper
    No one here believes that dancers know how to use the Internet.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    chairsky
    Austin, TX
    Another question from a SC rookie: after how many LDs u can get the number of a
    Eh, I used to have a work phone but then it became too much of a hassle. I'll give pretty much anyone my phone number if they've bought dances but with the caveat that if they text me weird shit all day I'm going to hand the phone to the nearest male and let them deal with it.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    chairsky
    Austin, TX
    how the dancers go home after work
    Um, Chairsky, just about all of my female friends are or were strippers. We tend to travel in packs. And I usually drive home, unless I'm shitcanned, then one of my friends that work at my club will give me a ride or I'll get whoever I'm seeing at the time to pick me up.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    How to get with a stripper
    Also being completely out of your mind probably helps.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    The Greatest Story Ever Told
    @clubber thank you, it's really only appropriate in certain settings ;)
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    kids
    @tiredtraveler do you meet strippers in the gulag or what?
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    The Greatest Story Ever Told
    Definitely something in the water, I ended up playing tonsil hockey with someone in sticky rice the other night.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Say it isn't so.
    I've been propositioned by management and owners and I've just been like "Uh, do I look basic to you?" And went about my business. Wouldn't be surprised if she did it just so she could press charges, I respect her hustle.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    bang69
    North Carolina
    a question for you dancers
    @jayjaydancer If you're talking about RVA area, I'm amazed you got blacklisted at all.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Longneck
    Georgia
    Funding This Hobby
    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/021/745/Gentlemen-verbose.jpg
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    12 years ago
    The Greatest Story Ever Told
    @Hugh Ayeeerp, Richmond VA. Personally, had I any children, I don't think that taking them around a bunch of drunks would be the best course of action. To clarify: everyone in Richmond is a drunk.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    chairsky
    Austin, TX
    why dancers choose Bikini club?
    the only excuse a costumer has to see you nude is when they're taking your measurements :P It might just be local law, lack of other options, etc.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    bang69
    North Carolina
    a question for you dancers
    There's a sliding scale at work too, the better looking you are and the more money you make the club the more slack management will cut you.