Best DMV strip clubs

9 comments

• zipman68

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  12 years ago

  I'm glad you defined DMV clubs in your post. From the title I thought you meant "Dept of Motor Vehicles". Every time I've tried to pay for a BBBJ in that DMV the girl behind the counter gets all bent out of shape. Bitch wanted me to take an eye test. I told he I could see he good enough if she took her top off and deep throated me. But she warned me she was going to call the cops.
  
  Lesson learned...DMV is a sucky place to try to get sucked!
• Ermita_Nights

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  12 years ago

  I thought the same thing. Wondered if the DMV was putting in a stripper pole so you'd have something to do while waiting in line.
• GoVikings

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  12 years ago

  I live in the DMV area. I live in Virginia. The clubs in the DMV area aren't good man. The best one I've been to is Fuego.
  
  Places I'd recommend- Fuego in Maryland and downtown Paper Moon in Richmond.
  
  Those both have really good looking dancers.
• goodsouthernboy

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  12 years ago

  I used to live in N. VA too. I never really found a good club without making the trip to Baltimore.
• duomaxwell

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  12 years ago

  @govikings - I know a girl that dances at Fuego, I kind of want to go check it out... if it's in MD though, is it nude?
• newmark

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  12 years ago

  I have gotten fucked every time I have been to the DMV
• rickdugan

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  12 years ago

  Depends entirely upon what you seek.
  
  If you are simply looking to see loads of hot nude girls then the the top DC clubs (Camelot, Archibald) cannot be beat. Most of the girls are goergous with hot bodies. The problem with DC, however, is that these clubs are sedate, with no LDs at all and tons of suits spending mucho $$$ on the talent.
  
  On the whole, I think that Baltimore is the best overall option. There are hot girls to be found and the experiences can be more interactive. I very much like the Player's Club, which is a byob all nude joint.
  
  Good luck!
• rell

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  12 years ago

  ok guys im going to give you the skinny
  1st off dc strip clubs suck!!
  right now as it stands the best strip club to go to far as dancers,value and variety of women is fuego my personal favorite is exatcy is less crowded and the dancers are alittle more friendly
  ebony inn is good during the day but this is a hood strip club and theres no variety here
  theres other decent strip clubs like bazz n crue, sensaysionals,plush, puzzles and chica chula who all have cheap lap dances but your experience will vary widely
  showcase isnt too bad is you want to spend more money but want less "ethic" dancers
  offically baltimore is not apart of the dmv metro area but its not a bad option... the block is decent but its a different ball game and hustle but i like to make my yearly trip to the block
• rell

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  12 years ago

  and btw most sc in md are nude