The Greatest Story Ever Told

3/17/2013 2:42:58 PM

Last night at my club, amongst the Saturday drunks and people that wear their 1/18th Irish part as a badge of pride, there was a gentleman that was interested in going to VIP with me. He looked a bit like John Waters (minus the fashion sense) and had a shamrock painted on one of his cheeks. I hadn't talked to him at all prior, he just grabbed me while I was on my way to the bar from the stage.

So, we go to the back and he proceeds to tell me this little gem while attempting to make me do some kind of waltz with him around the lapdance room.

Apparently while he was down at Shamrock the Block (some kind of St. Patrick's Day festival--think green beer and vomit) some little blonde girl grabs his hand, pulls him into an alley and proceeds to give him the "world's best blow job". Then she looks up at him, with cum dripping down her chin, and loudly exclaims:

YOU'RE NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!

And runs off.

End of story, end of dance.

I think I met a leprechaun.

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Alucard

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12 years ago

Did he pay? There are NO leprechauns. ;)) :))

vincemichaels

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12 years ago

Damn !! Nothing like that has happened to me in all the years at our huge St. Patrick's Day parades here in Detroit !! :) At least it was a gorgeous sunny 60's day last Sunday, rather than the 32 degree day today.

ilbbaicnl

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12 years ago

I use to think John Waters had a wild imagination. Now it sounds like the stuff in his movies is just stuff that really happened to him in real life. Did that girl stop and pick up a piece of dog shit as she was running away, to get rid of the after taste of the jiz?

Were you working on the Block?

Hugh_G_Rection

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12 years ago

Googled 'Shamrock the Block'.... are we really talking Richmond Virginia here? 17th St, 18th St., Farmers Market... Food and beer and live bands.

Ironically the FAQ on their site said this festival was set up to be family friendly as in bring the kids and fido, too

With the Block reference and the John Waters reference, I'd initially thought we were talking about Baltimore... maybe we need some clarification here.

crazyjoe

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12 years ago

That is a great story...

crazyjoe

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12 years ago

That is a great story...lol

duomaxwell

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12 years ago

@Hugh Ayeeerp, Richmond VA. Personally, had I any children, I don't think that taking them around a bunch of drunks would be the best course of action. To clarify: everyone in Richmond is a drunk.

davidsm285

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12 years ago

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xcav8r

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12 years ago

It must be something in the water. A buddy and I were at a club down in Shackle Bottom (sp.) at a huge party. There are two girls there that were kinda hot and chatting it up with us. Turns out we were about the same ages, boaters, etc. so we spent about a half hour with them. Eventually the younger one and my buddy disappear and I wandered off to see other people. A while later I see the girls and they laugh and say they hope they didn't break my friend! When he reappears he has a real weird look so when I asked him what was up. Turns out the young one took him outside, they got in her car, talked for about a minute and she proceeds to blow him to completion without another word. He finishes, she swallows, thanks him, and walks back into the club. Wish the older one had the same juju going on but no such luck for me!

duomaxwell

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12 years ago

Definitely something in the water, I ended up playing tonsil hockey with someone in sticky rice the other night.