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11 years ago
Why So Much Talk About Whales?Obviously "hot" is subjective, but the difference in quality is mind-boggling... at least from an aesthetic standpoint. I've seen girls that will have sex ITC for $100 and they're the kind of girls that I would not want to be seen in public with. Every time I read somebody bragging about "$100 pop" in someone's TRAILER I die a little inside.
Personally, I like whales. They make going to work awesome. The annoying people are the ones that tell me that they'll give me $50 for a BJ in VIP. The really pushy ones, that even when I say I don't do extras insist that I'm just trying to raise the price. I like to politely tell those people that I will gladly pay someone $50 to kick them in the dick.
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11 years ago
Uh Oh, Ballers@earltee - Probably not, but superbugs or not I will do extras for Cillian Murphy, Ryan Gosling, Bill Skarsgard or Dane Dehaan (in case any of them stumble upon TUSCL). They could have all of the extras.
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11 years ago
No More Tebowing for NYC StrippersI Tebow right before every set.
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11 years ago
Uh Oh, BallersAnd that is the exact reason that I don't do extras.
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11 years ago
Whale spotting...@motorhead - I don't know why, but I've always been under the impression that Andy Dick was gay.
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11 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Gowns vs G-Strings/Bikini-Tops ?@ilbbaicnl - What, the $1 dances? Yeah, we use to do them when I worked at the Hustler Club in Baltimore. It was kind of fun, kind of weird. I didn't mind it. It was easy to sell VIP time to people afterward.
I'm a lingerie person, I don't want to wear gowns but I also don't want to wear weird neon stripper outfits and it bums me out that I can't just wear lingerie to work.
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11 years ago
Just a "survey"...That's how things are at the club I work at, per song dances and then increments of 10, 15, 20 & 25 minute dances.
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11 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Gowns vs G-Strings/Bikini-Tops ?At my club it's actually a requirement for us to wear dresses or skirts that completely cover our butts and the managers say "Customers like this better". Uh huh. Sure they do.
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11 years ago
SC Awards"Least shifts missed."
At the Papermoon in Springfield they rank each girl by the amount of VIP time sold and the top ranking girl doesn't have to put in a schedule for a month.
When I worked at Candybar there was a weird kind of stripper beauty pageant we had where we got titles and I've been to the Entertainer of the Year awards at Pure Pleasure but that's about all I can think of.
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11 years ago
Does Strippers Web ats still even exist?@Dougster - Suddenly it all makes sense.
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11 years ago
Rough LapdancesYou guys should get those lap dance pants.
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11 years ago
Does Strippers Web ats still even exist?Depends on what the club takes. In all fairness, they're lowballing themselves.
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11 years ago
Advice For Trip With Toronto Sweetiehttp://twistedsifter.com/2010/07/25-stunning-infinity-pools-worldwide/
Or whichever one of these she's look the best in.
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11 years ago
Advice For Trip With Toronto SweetieTake her to the Maldives or Fiji.
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11 years ago
Does Strippers Web ats still even exist?^ Is that on top of the room cost that they split with the club or are they just such downtrodden individuals that they don't mind you lowballing them?
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11 years ago
Does Strippers Web ats still even exist?@Che - Yeah, but there's only so much finger wagging you can do. As a dancer, you make a lot of money, but starting from the bottom in regards to what to do with it is tough (which is why SW can be useful). I blew through 20k before I was like "Uh...maybe I should be smarter about this."
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11 years ago
Does Strippers Web ats still even exist?The sex industry is a breeding ground for misandry and misogyny. "Does anyone know any wealthy dancers?" I doubt that's so much a valid question as much as it is someone trying to reassure themselves that the women he pays for sex are lesser beings (which is why I assume he's always stressing how little he pays them). I know wealthy retired dancers who didn't make their fortune from sucking dick and wealthy escorts that did. Who cares?
Even Alucard's comment up there has a tone of contempt for the dancer Gawker was talking about, as if it's completely ludicrous that someone would have managed to save up a quarter of a million in a 10 year period. The general opinion of strippers is that we're all drug-addicted whores (and there are some, yes) just as the general opinion of strip club patrons is that they're all pathetic losers.
It's really a shame that sexuality is still so taboo there's so much emphasis placed on it in regards to your worth as a person. God forbid anyone realize that we're all just people that like getting it on with other people.
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11 years ago
Would you buy/wear these?@londonguy - Perhaps, but then again I've convinced people to do stranger things.
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11 years ago
Things about myself I have learned from SC's@sharkhunter - "creative accounting"
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11 years ago
Would you buy/wear these?I don't think I'll ever have sex with a man again UNLESS he's wearing those.
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11 years ago
Extras ATF wanted me to bring condoms to club......At least you were first?
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11 years ago
Things about myself I have learned from SC'sI learned that I can do anything I want to do, even if it's nothing at all.
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11 years ago
How to score points with strippers. The shadowcat way.@shadowcat - Golf claps are those polite quiet claps that people do during golf tournaments.
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11 years ago
#1 advice to everyone.I feel bad, I think this post of @dalex's was supposed to be inspirational. Clearly he just didn't know I was a girl --and more importantly, didn't know that if I WAS male I'd be a man of distinction and my ATF would be in pristine condition and have that new ATF smell.
Thanks for thinking I'm cool enough to be in the boys club, though :)
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11 years ago
whats the fatest girl you ever fucked ?@motorhead - DEAD. I'M DEAD