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11 years ago
Oh, I have a plan B, C, D, E, AND F. That's about as bad as saying, "Why can't you just go to Sears" when a girl says that they didn't have something she wanted at Nordstrom.
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11 years ago
To clarify, MDMA and "ecstasy" are different ... You have no idea what the fuck goes into ecstasy, it gets mixed with amphetamines and heroin fairly often.
Anyway, people on drugs are too crazy to fuck if you ask me.
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11 years ago
*golf claps*
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
a trailer.
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11 years ago
Considering that I am a stripper and I work at a strip club you could say that it is relevant to my interests, so yes, I am enjoying myself.
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11 years ago
I'm a girl, my ATF doesn't have a pussy.
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11 years ago
body policing! thin privilege! fat-phobic!
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11 years ago
Doesn't the term "ATF" sort of imply that she would be your favorite of... oh, I don't know, ALL TIME!?
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11 years ago
@ilbbaicnl - Pork bellies are delicious, have you ever tried one? There's a good Japanese restaurant in Portland, ME that has ramen bowls with pork bellies. So good.
Yeah, I did. We eventually broke up over it and he's still bitching about it to this day. He was just a very insecure person, my job wasn't even a blip on my most recent ex's problem radar.
In the future, if everything goes according to plan, I'd like to be making shoes and that will be my job.
God, I hope I don't end up spending 40 hours a week with assholes. I'd say about 1/3 of the population is hostile to strippers and when they find out about your occupation they immediately become the most condescending dumpster humans you'll ever have the displeasure of interacting with. I encounter this a lot at Saks. I like to subtly remind them that I'm the one shopping at Saks and they're the ones making $10/hr to explain to me which foundation would look more natural under the blacklights.
Anyway, I digress. I probably won't hide it, I'm not ashamed of it in the least.
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11 years ago
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^ I lol'd at "gays like me". Dude, you fuck middle-aged women in trailers... of course it's going to be cheap. That's not something you should brag about.
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I have this problem when I go to dinner with my Dad, for he is a big 50-something Italian guy and I am a little brown girl that wears fake eyelashes in public.
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11 years ago
@ranukam - Sorry, I thought I answered those. I danced in Portland, ME. That customer is actually an infrequent regular of mine and I see him around all of the time, though he doesn't come into the club much.
@minnow - I don't post on the pink site, just sort of lurk it. I'm not on any sugar daddy sites, I don't think I want a sugar daddy... all of the offers I've had are basically like "I'll give you xx amount of money a month and in return you'll be at my SEXUAL BECK AND CALL". Um, no thank you. I suspect I shall be grown up sometime around 33, but it's hard to tell.
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11 years ago
@ilbbaicnl - You just don't understand life on the James.
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11 years ago
@ilbbaicnl - no, I don't think that there were Guyanese people in colonial times. Once a customer told me that I reminded him of his daughter and then got an hour in VIP with me and successfully creeped me the fuck out the entire time. Once I gave a lap dance to the singer of Trapped Under Ice and an ex-Abercrombie model I had a picture of on my wall when I was in high school. I have a lot of money saved up, the actual figure I shall not disclose, but mostly I spend my money on pork buns. And probably not on the $20s, maybe if I did porn. And no, you have a couple left ;)
@sharkhunter - either Tobacco Company (it's a restaurant now) or the old tobacco processing plant that's since been turned into condos.
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11 years ago
@goodsouthernboy I like those Guacachips, those are pretty good. OH OH AND HINT OF LIME TOSTITOS.
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11 years ago
@Hugh -
How do you handle drama in the workplace?
There really isn't a lot of it at my home club - when there is I just ignore it. I'm lucky enough to work with a couple of my best friends so we kind of just hang out with each other.
Do you ever get burnt out on stripping? If yes, how do you recharge your batteries?
Yeah, it happens occasionally. I just take a week off and become a mute.
What do you like to do on YOUR time?
Read, watch movies, make stuff, hang out with friends ... boring girl things. I'm going to VA Beach this weekend to see my friend DJ at some club down there, so that should be fun.
Do you like backrubs and foot rubs?
Yeah, who doesn't?
what music do you like to dance to in the club?
I LIKE to dance to slow, sexy stuff, but since it doesn't really fit into "the format" at night I usually just dance to rap.
Okay- for the southern lady- Did "Gone with the Wind" really need a sequel (aka Scarlett)? Personally I thought "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn" was closure and they should have left it alone...
I've never actually seen "Gone With the Wind" so I can't comment on it, but most movies absolutely do not need a sequel with the possible exception of Rush Hour and The Mummy.
@Papi - Yeah, Shadowcat was right. He's a character from this television show called "Gundam Wing".
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
If there's anything true in this world it's the always accurate titles of pornographic videos.
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11 years ago
They should go on Judge Alex, he's fair and just.
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11 years ago
@dain - What do you think we keep in our purses? My Little Ponies?
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11 years ago
@govikings - Yeah, plus I work odd hours. For some reason whenever girls find out that I'm a stripper they get this irrational fear that I want to have sex with their boyfriends.
@ranukam - Once and once, it was the same guy. He was really, really hot. I met my ex at the club and he did buy a dance from me, so I suppose I have technically dated a customer. The most I've ever made in one night was $2500 and I don't think I'll still be dancing in 3 years, my knees hurt.
@sharkhunter - I worked at Thee Dollhouse and Crazy Horse in Myrtle Beach.
@ermita_nights - I usually say I'm younger, whatever people guess. I get a lot of 18s and 19s (wishful thinking, I suppose) so sometimes I pretend I am.
@ilbbaicnl - The money isn't bad in Richmond, but I live here because I love the city and I have a lot of good friends here. Easy living, delightfully Southern and small-townish enough so that I don't feel uncomfortable. I might dance at a customer's house if I knew him really well, or did a thorough background check. I don't know how much I'd charge, probably more if I have even the slightest suspicion that he's Patrick Bateman.
@corvus - Oh, how does tomorrow sound?
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11 years ago
@motorhead - To accurately answer this question we must first explore the situation. Why do I have to? Have I been kidnapped? Will I be killed? Do I want to die? If I want to die, I'll just yell offensive things until they kill me. If not, then I pick squirrel and I'm just going to keep it as a pet instead of having sex with it.
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11 years ago
You guys might not know this, but I'm a stripper.
@lionshare SELL ME A HORSE. PLEASE. JUST TAKE MY MONEY AND GIVE ME AN EQUINE FRIEND.
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11 years ago
@jackkash - I've thought of that, but strippers have notoriously bad taste when it comes to dancewear. I did work in Baltimore - at Hustler and Scores, both of them are nice places. Hustler is probably the best, mileage-wise. Personally, I would never again step foot inside one of those little clubs on the block, but if you want to go to the shittiest strip clubs imaginable and get blow jobs from all manner of creatures (and I do mean creatures) just pick one with a cool sounding name and walk in.
@gawker - Where was that? That sounds kind of cool. Thank you, let me know if you ever do come visit again.
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11 years ago
You know what they say, "Get a woman drunk and give her a bag of chips and she'll probably sleep with you."
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11 years ago
@Che Well, I assume that it was entirely responsible. Have you ever tried to trade anything with someone on a spirit quest? They don't want your glass beads and guns and furs, they want the still-beating heart from a talking wolf. Where are you going to find that? The Anasazi didn't disappear, they were just unreliable because of their crippling drug use and became the Hopi people.