Who is your Favorite Troll on TUSCL?

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Dougster
First of all, let me qualify all of this by saying that I believe, and I am sure many others here would agree, that trolls and the art of trolling are not necessary bad things. I also think that the line between expressing legitimately held though unpopular beliefs and trolling are not always clear. It is also frequently debatable to the extent that a troll's provocative behavior is just part of their normal personality and the extent they are even consciously aware of the firestorms they are trying to provoke. Many assume it is cold and calculated for their own amusement but I am not convinced this is always the case.

Leaving all those qualifiers aside, and, thus, not trying to define "troll" precisely, who are your favorite trolls on TUSCL?

My picks:

Far and away #1 number is the juiceman: juicebox69. In fact he is so far ahead of the others, that I feel compelled to have a #2 pick since the race for #1 isn't even close.

For #2 troll on TUSCL, the silver medal, I pick jerkoffson40.

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mikeya02
12 years ago
Jerkoffson40. If he ever made it to Heaven, St.Peter would kick his ass out for bitching so much.
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motorhead
12 years ago
Does the word "troll" inherently mean bad.

Cuz Juice is fun. If a troll is always bad then I don't think Juice is a troll. Plus I think he is WAY more intelligent than he let's us believe.
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Dougster
12 years ago
@tittyfag: I agree alot of stuff juice does is just flat out spamming. But there is definitely a degree of trolling in it as well. Didn't he once start a threading asking if anyone had got BBFS... from the bathroom troll?????
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Alucard
12 years ago
You Dougster!
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Dougsterr
12 years ago
Yes! Pick me! Pick me! I obviously crave the attention since I started a stupid thread like this....pick me!
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
I got cancer on my nuts I'm crazy like tom green....thanks for the love guys...
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
I thank I was spamming as some of you fags say at chritmas time...not now.......unless you don't get what spamming is then of course I will.be.glade to show you fuckers
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georgmicrodong
12 years ago
"I also think that the line between expressing legitimately held though unpopular beliefs and trolling are not always clear."

Geez, what the fuck is with the idiotic grammar? You didn't go to fucking grade school?

So, I guess my favorite troll would be me.

For those who might have missed it, this post is a form of humor.
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staxwell
12 years ago
Juice!!!
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Lol....^^^
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staxwell
12 years ago
Alucard is my #2 favorite though. He's trolling hard these days.
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Clackport
12 years ago
Dougster aka txtittyfag is the number one troll by far, there's not even a close second.

Props to Rickdugan and Lopaw for coming up with the nicknames that describe Dougie the best. Fraudster and fagster respectively.
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Dougster
12 years ago
And props to me for coming up with the adjective that best describes NokeyBoy: "poor"!
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MojoDojo
12 years ago
Hold the phone... Juice? Really?

I guess if "YOUR" definition is based on a good humored, self effacing, poetic, prankster than you're probably in the zone but by every popular definition I've seen the connotation is negative.

Juice? Really?

You invest way more in soliciting emotional responses than he does or ever will in particular with your "boy friends" whom you enjoy such a feisty relationship with.

Jerikson is the most obvious "real" player IMHO but where you came up with Juice is beyond a stretch. No that smacks as an attempt to "start something."

Sorry for the overly emotional post, trolls have a way of eliciting that kind of a response from me I guess.
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
So many tuscler motha fuckas love da juiceman
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Dougster
12 years ago
MojoDojo: " Jerikson is the most obvious 'real' player"

LMFAO! In case you haven't noticed jerkoffson openly holds quite a bit of animosity towards women. Doesn't even try to hide or deny it. Now I'm going to go out on a big limb here and make the conjecture that he does so because he has not had the success with women in his life that he would like. Women tend not to like guys with a positive outlook whereas jerkoffson has a "the world is shit" outlook. He thinks show his superior cleverness/red pill awareness and is hence a virtue and condemns women because it actually a turnoff to them.

Now I will admit that you may well have been trolling with that statement of yours. If so, nice work! Maybe you can get to number 1 one day.

Finally, juice has openly called himself a troll in the past. So don't get your panties all in a knot about those in this thread who are voting him as #1 troll.

Thank you!
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MojoDojo
12 years ago
Hmmmm struck a nerve....

Interesting.

So it's not just your boyfriends that get to feel the stinging barb of your pseudo-intellect I see. It appears that that honor is reserved for ANYONE who doesn't bow to your omniscient point of view.

Oh well I guess you'll have to color me chastised but if I had to be spanked at least it was by someone with silky smooth hands and a perfect manicure.

OAO
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Dougster
12 years ago
Dude, I think you need to chill. I don't have a problem with you (yet, though it looks like you are going to try and set one up).

It's just that since you are new, I thought I would point out a few points of TUSCL history you might have missed - i.e. jerkoffson's self-admittedly biter attitudes towards women, and juice admitting to being a troll.

Like I say since you are new, it's not a big deal if you missed it. Your choice how you want to want to go forward now... Think I have a problem with you when I don't and try start some shit of your own using that as a pretext, or just let it all go. Up to you!
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Juice ! Juice ! Juice !
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duomaxwell
12 years ago
If Juice was a real person I would hug him. Juice! Juice! Juice!
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Pablo Antonio
12 years ago
Trolls are assholes.

JUICE is no asshole. We LOVE JUICE (although annoying, he is only crazy and harmless).

There is only one undisputed champion of the trolls on this site. No contest, this guy only attacks others with comments about money, finance, family, sexual orientation, etc.

And he thinks he is expressing legitimate opinions even though unpopular?

At least most everybody else is minimally entertaining.
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
I have a hard on.....juice juice juice !!!!
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Cyber hugs ! @ duam
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Alucard
12 years ago
https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=184711

At last a pic! Well chosen too. ;))
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Player11
11 years ago
Dougturd your a troll / retard if there ever was one. I have a baseball bat that is destined to be crammed up your ass....
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Dougster
11 years ago
Ok, Payer11, you are the one who says strippers have sex with customers as part of their quest for "different dick" and "better genes", and, yes, I'm the retard. Got it! Makes perfect sense.
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