Comments by duomaxwell (page 16)

Lots of sex with lots of guys because she's a whore that you're paying under $200 to have sex with so she obviously has to service a lot more customers to make the money that she wants to make.

@ilbbaicnl - if people want to just give me money that's one thing, but I don't take "loans". I feel as if it would just lead to kneecaps getting broken.

Really, if you want to sleep with a stripper for free just be her type. I met my ex at work, he broke the rule about getting a lap dance and then managed to get tens of thousands of dollars worth of sex for his initial investment of $50.

It's not that I don't like Player11, it's that his repetition of certain phrases make me feel uncomfortable. "Nice tight one" "loose as goose" ... Constant references to this mysterious tankini... I think he's a robot.

Not as good as the D.E.N.N.I.S system.

^ I've done that a couple of times. "Listen, Officer. I know that girls don't poop, but..."

Sometimes social awkwardness is endearing. I've only met one person that I thought was legitimately creepy and he told me that I looked exactly like his daughter and then asked what was on my menu.

@shadowcat - I'm not opposed to $10 or $20 dances, they're easy to sell.

@ilbbaicnl - I charge nothing for arm licking if you wipe my arm off with a baby wipe afterward. And Aw, shucks :) I think I might actually try Pink Pony whenever I make it down there.

All that really matters is your opinion of yourself. I can guarantee that somebody, somewhere thinks that you're cute. Plus, everyone looks good in strip club lighting.

True facts. Whenever someone's like "I can do way more with a stripper in Texas for $20" I always wonder if that ever works on anyone.

@minnow- I've done it for photoshoots, weddings and when I worked at Delilah's. it's easy. There are make-up lines specifically for covering up tattoos. I don't have any tattoos on my torso and I doubt anyone would be trying to lick my arm haha.

Lol @ the myth of submissive Asian women

@jester214 YOLO @goodsouthernboy I miss him @alucard those are perfectly fine with me

@alucard - no, I just don't want anyone touching my vagina. I'll put it on people's laps all day long, but I'm not into getting fingered by strangers.

Racism!

There's nothing that bothers me more than people that glorify mass murderers and serial killers. I saw a FB post by someone about Richard Ramirez the other day that called him a "great man". Gag. At best, he was an oxygen thief.

Thanks for the info, guys. Basically, my ex is back in the country and we've been talking about getting back together and me relocating down to Atlanta where he lives. There's a certain level of contact I'm not comfortable with (anything going in or around my lady parts) so everyone I know down there said Follies is a no-go. I have a friend that works there and she said it isn't "that bad", but I think we have a different definition of "bad". I guess i'll try Cheetah and cover up my tattoos if I have to.

You don't want to watch the dressing room cams... You're gonna see girls cutting tampon strings and texting their boyfriends.

I recommend Hustler on the Block. It really isn't dangerous there, there are cops on every street corner that will keep you from getting robbed, but they don't give a fuck about what goes on in the clubs.

That's fucked up.

Yeah, back in the 80s and 90s (and even mid 2000s) girls everywhere were routinely pulling in $2k+ a night. That isn't happening anymore, but honestly as long as I'm making over $500 nightly I'm happy. I think if every strip club customer were like Juice and Alucard I'd just get a new job. No offense, guys.

Uh... Is it weird that I still want to get married?

Are you even moderately attractive?

not if you value your reputation