Comments by duomaxwell (page 17)

I keep forgetting that they never work with the 'share' link on my phone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaSd2d5rwPE Because that's what @tumblingdice is using.

This makes me so very happy.

@slickspic we all saw how that turned out

I'll take Emma Frost's, for obvious reasons.

^ http://youtu.be/u4sUPvDZfog

Are you trying to avoid extras clubs or do you want to figure out if the market rate is worth your time? If it's the former, I've had great nights at Thee Dollhouse and Masters. As an aside, you ever hear that saying about catching more flies with honey?

actually, props to her for picking James Deen. He's sensual.

Here is an ode to my favorite customer: There once was a man from DC He told me his name was JP 500 in all to stomp on his balls But I would have done it for free

@motorhead You're crazy, he's a total babe. He and Buster Keaton.

Dita Von Teese is 40 and still insanely beautiful. Carmen Dell'orefice is 81 and a knockout. We live in a youth oriented culture, though, so beautiful older women are always the exception and never the rule. However, I don't think I've ever really been sexually attracted to anyone over the age of 30...with the possible exception of Humphrey Bogart. Bogie could definitely get it. Almost all of the guys that I've ever been into have been younger than me. Does this mean I'm creepy?

The sheer amount of social networking occurring is awe inspiring.

I believe in the make more / do less approach.

That means she only feels like working if she has a sure thing.

I want to work there.

No, no I can't say that's ever happened to me.

That kid is going to die of embarrassment.

Yeah, my friends and I hit Myrtle Beach during golf season and I think we're gonna do Vegas sometime this year.

Lean vegan straightedge hardcore guys that have bruised cherub faces and seem like they have Asperg--Oh, for dancers. Skinny mixed-race girls with big butts and small breasts. I love big butts and no boobs. It's so cute.

^ all that means is that she's MPG conscious but not at the risk of sportiness ;)

It means sorry I'm not sorry.

So you've discovered a magic potion that will make men say no to services offered? Or the clubs have found a manager with a broader sense of business acumen and a moral compass that's properly calibrated?

^ I drive a Mini, I'm absolutely in love with it. Although I am thinking about getting a 1965 Mustang so I can look cool when I roll up to bars.

i stay fucking civis

maybe it was alliterative in his native tongue haha

There's a lack of adequate sex education in densely populated/low-income urban areas which is why the STD rate is so high amongst black people. Coincidentally, there are a lot of drunk horny kids in college (some of which come from the aforementioned urban areas), another densely populated area. Usually the STDs are contracted while in college, not after graduation. Going to college doesn't always mean someone's intelligent, it just means that they're sufficient at regurgitating information. There's actually a lack of adequate sex education period. When I was in high school they sort of glossed over everything and were like, "ABSTINENCE! THE ONLY WAY!" which isn't going to help anyone.