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11 years ago
@che they're lady boobs
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11 years ago
Girls don't poop.
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11 years ago
They have to be naturally large in addition to the girl having a bounce in her step. I know this because I am watching a nice pair of tits jiggling as I type.
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11 years ago
@dalex something tells me that you aren't much of a catch either, same goes for @player11. You guys actively seek out worthless whores and so that's all you will find. Women aren't the enemy, strippers aren't the enemy and if you have so much of a problem with what they're doing you shouldn't be enabling it. That would require y'all to take what you can get for freesies though, and who wants to do that?
As an aside, if the only place you can find drugs at is a strip club (home to nefarious characters), you probably shouldn't be doing drugs.
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11 years ago
@gawker - in addition to heavenly bliss the price also covers me shutting up and going away after.
@george - I would never use such a crude instrument on you.
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11 years ago
@shadowcat Your daughter loves you :)
I drove up north to take my Dad to lunch and gove him the new phone I bought him and then he griped about how I had to go to work and did not have time to take him to ice cream haha.
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11 years ago
Hey, at the end of the day it's her vagina. It doesnt make her a ROB if she's charging more than you're willing to pay. She can charge whatever she wants to. Doesn't mean you have to pay it. If I were to have sex with someone for money I don't think the reward would be worth the risks unless it was over a certain amount of money... And if I can make $300 in a 30 minute champagne room with no sex involved, well, it would cost more than that ;P
@Dougster - I have noticed a re-emergence of whales recently and thank God. I need to use their blubber for candles to light the way to the champagne rooms.
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11 years ago
Unless she's bisexual, bicurious, or terrifically confident in her sexuality and your relationship you're just going to be opening a Pandora's box of insecurity and resenment. Every time you look at a dancer your wife will file it into her mental "oh, now I'm not hot/sexy/good enough" folder and whenever you tip a dancer she'll think to herself how that's money you could be spending on her. You COULD have taken her on vacation, but instead you spent X amount of money on some bimbo named after a mid-sized sedan. And God forbid you get a lap dance.
I've seen this happen with so many couples that come into the club. One such visit resulted in a confirmed separation.
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11 years ago
That's a pretty good line, actually.
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11 years ago
^ Actually, a friend of mine did. Her boyfriend's roommates poked holes in all of his condoms as a fucked up prank and she ended up getting pregnant.
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11 years ago
@Papi - You can poke a hole in a condom that's still in the package!
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11 years ago
Subpeona, go on Maury...you know, whatever. Sounds like a good way to get HIV.
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11 years ago
I went to a catholic high school for 3 years and as a result didn't lose my virginity until I was 19 and became a stripper.
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11 years ago
The All American Rejects summed up politics very succinctly: "When you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well...".
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11 years ago
As a large anthropomorphic cat
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11 years ago
@Govikings - It was at the Southside club. The cameras in the champagne rooms are just there for show, anyway.
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11 years ago
I'd be careful about even doing that much if you want to continue seeing the girl there, the managers at my club are aware of this website and a girl got fired because someone named her in a review about a HJ in the VIP.
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11 years ago
Just get a burner, you can get one for $10 and just use it for texting. Really, if you just tell whoever you're not interested in seeing anymore exactly that it would be fine. You're obviously not the only one on THEIR roster. It's business, mang.
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11 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
I want to be the tattooed lady.
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11 years ago
I hope your SOs are also getting a little somethin' something'
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11 years ago
@farmerart - Hey, times were different when you were a teenager! You probably get more action than most guys your age anyway.
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11 years ago
We call it "making out", and I have trained a couple of guys on the fine art of kissing.
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11 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
I'm going to cover my tattoos up for a couple of nights at work and see what effects it has, if any, on my earnings.
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11 years ago
They gotta get that kegalmaster so they can play the Singapore flute.
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11 years ago
Alucard's wrong, you can learn to kiss better. Just think soft, slow and sensual. Don't do any weird stabby snake tongue things.