Comments by duomaxwell (page 12)

18-year-old girls make me feel old. 18-year-old boys make me feel a strange mixture of lust and repulsion.

So, what you're saying is that when this "friend" of yours enters an establishment people either a) ignore him or b) don't ignore him? I don't understand. What's option C? Nobody cares what you look like. 75% of the dancers don't, they just want your money and assume that you're a d-bag since you're there in the first place, wearing a muscle-T or under armor or whateverthefuck you were implying. The other customers aren't gossiping about you, they're too busy doing strip club things. As a female, I would give him the standard 3-song conversation to see if he's worthwhile/going to spend money on me and then move on to greener pastures if not SINCE I'M AT WORK AND IT'S NOT A SINGLE'S MIXER.

I'd just hold up a sign that says I offer no extras and then they'd ignore me.

http://cdn04.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/20/courtney-stodden-twitter-face-09202012-07-435x580.jpg She's actually really pretty when she doesn't look like a shitty booty whale mess.

Poor Courtney Stodden. One day she's going to look at these photos of herself and weep. Shame on you, Doug Hutchinson. Shame.

Sounds like business as usual.

Whatever happened to love

How old is old?

I'll be in Vegas anyway, hook it up

Absolutely. I like to chronicle my sex life with photos and videos.

My best friend and I share a regular (and usually have the same schedule) and he either gets champagne rooms with both of us at the same time or whichever one he feels like and gives the other one a "go away" tip. It works out nicely.

No one on SW is going to be receptive to him, THEY AIN'T ABOUT DAT LYFE

Yeah, there's no way anyone's getting a handjob there haha. You used to not even be able to touch the dancers' breasts. I've worked there and I currently work at the Paper Moon down in Richmond ... Also, would not eat at either establishment. The wait staff is just a couple brain cells up from being a zombie.

It's nice to see that the fall of Detroit didn't quell GMC's entrepreneurial spirit.

sounds embarrassing

so what you are saying is that you DON'T, in fact, keep your pimp hand strong

Aw, he's like a mentally challenged Dr. Seuss. Just out of curiosity, what are the benefits to having a pimp? As a ho, it appears that what one does is beat you and take your money.

No, that's perfectly fine and acceptable. Crossing the line is like, finding out what kind of car she drives and stalking her.

I don't understand the purpose of "articles" like that. If you don't want to answer those questions truthfully, then don't.

I'm in, but I'm more into the "armed robbery" aspect of the game.

Actually, I've been to a permanent male strip club before and they're pretty awesome. I got what could be considered extras and OTC action.

I think that they sample the population in higher-end clubs, because crack whores in dives usually can't be reached for comment due to their phones being disconnected haha.

I like October, she's a 10 IMO

In some cases stripping is a better job option for educated women, too.

@bang69 He can't, pop was clearly negotiated at $3.50 so being a pop and 18 years of child support is absolutely out of the question. Why do you think he goes through the trouble of making fake business cards?