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Comments by Uprightcitizen (page 29)

  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Stripper math major
    Lol Jack this is too much an unlikely event. The only STEM majors I ever met in a stripclub were in the medical field (not math majors). But in theory if it happened, yea she would be down for 69.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Lil Jayne Doe
    Put alil Jayne in your life....
    Cant believe.....
    Jayne I gotta agree with you on that. Too much babble about stuff totally unrelated to strip clubs and hot babes
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    reverendhornibastard
    Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
    Reasons to Love TUSCL
    Props for honest soul searching degens
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    ime
    Fuck Joe Biden
    FBI finds 9 discarded Trump military mail-in ballots in PA
    Click bait retarded post (pre-tuscl)
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: These are America's happiest (and least happy) states for 2020
    Them revenues keep lookin for my still! Leave me alone and don't touch my sister!
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Eve
    Where there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
    Over 300,000 Used Condoms Marked For Resale . . .
    ...not to mention these are probably coming (cuming) from batches from brothels.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Eve
    Where there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
    Over 300,000 Used Condoms Marked For Resale . . .
    Ok soo there is just about no worse job than cleaning out a condom.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Your head should never come in contact with your ass during a football play
    Football coaches warn players jumping airborne is a serious risk. Essentially you become defenseless and can get seriously injured.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    BigPoppa99
    ;)Florida-hooking up with Ms. EveHartley, since 2010!
    Is it just a stereotype? Why are all whales (the metaphor), fat?
    I think the metaphor is less about being fat and more about being the biggest "fish" in the ocean.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Whales
    Complaining about whales in a strip club is as productive as complaining about the weather. Buck up bro and wait for a better day.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Catfish's
    Wow! Soo Tender and Juicy.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    Hot Asian Flashing Tittys
    I never approved of the term "headlights" until now..
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    looking for a dancer that danced in central/northern ohio in 2005 - 2015
    I think I remember her. At the end of her shift she used to sing "One Two Three Four I Love The Marine Corps"
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    WillMunny
    Awaiting the edit button since 2011....
    Permanent Closure?
    Thanks for the clarification Doc
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    WillMunny
    Awaiting the edit button since 2011....
    Permanent Closure?
    It its related to them taking government funds then they were fools to take it. I can say with some level of authority the if you are a recipient of government largess you must be prepared to open your books to a Federal Audit. If your books are not in order then for the love of God don't take it. Do you really want to invite that 800lb gorilla to take a look inside? Especially when the politicians are looking for heads to skewer on the question "Did you really authorize this business to get public funding?"
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    sweetjamesjones
    I support the naked hustle
    Chinese women
    Purely political and silly. As a non-Chinese citizen and you censor your own comments to appease the Chinese government you volunteered to be a willing slave.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    rattdog
    New York
    SA GIRLS WITH ONLY ONE PICTURE
    Its definitely a red flag especially if its like a model or professional type shot. I mean if you take the effort to do a modeling shot you are going to show off your pics at least privately.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    Peace Prize
    If the catering includes those little tacos count me in.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    OT: Let COVID have the win
    You can solve the social security funding gap with this strategy.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Quick Idea of being a fake SD to fuck young hot bithces
    How is paying $3k a month for 12-18 months pretending? Allot of these girls are in it for a temporary gig anyways. Regardless you would flake out after a max of 2 months Juice and you know it! I call that bluff.
  • article comment
    4 years ago
    A tale of dating 2 dancers
    Girl A - this sounds like more of a non-sex sugaring arrangement from her perspective. Bottom line is it sounds like you introduced drama and she backed out. Girl B sounds like something like a true fuck buddy but any girl with a coke addition needs $$$ and you were not that. She may have liked you but someone needs to bring home the bacon.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    You know I give Icey a lot of credit
    Did somebody say something?
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    Is it a good idea to try to get your partners to get bi-weekly testing
    Bi-weekly! Good lord man that seems a bit extreme.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    Peace Prize
    ^^ I believe it. I was witness to remodeling weapons for Saudi. Some of our our "friends" are just enemies of our enemies.