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10 years ago
@Art-I've worked at a couple of Sikh temples and went to school with a couple. Good people, from my experience. I also just made up what might be the first Sikh joke.
Why do Sikhs love music?
Cause they all Singh.
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10 years ago
My CF has no kids but her family doesn't know she strips. In a moment of clarity she confided that she didn't like lying to her family but she also knew that the alternative wouldn't be pleasant, either.
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10 years ago
I'll be doing what real Mexicans do on May 5th-I'll be going to night court in El Monte to contest a speeding ticket.
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10 years ago
I hooked up with this British chick years ago. She was an anomaly for a Brit-She had straight, white teeth. She's a bit of a footie fan. I bs'd her and told her I played amateur ball in Buenos Aires. She loved tea time and tea bags.
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10 years ago
@Gawker-I've noticed that you seem to be on a civil/cordial level with your ATF's BF. Is that a good/bad thing, neither or in between?
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10 years ago
@Moto-Don't blow no smoke my way.
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10 years ago
When I get extra cheesy, the ladies call me Papa Au'Gratin.
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10 years ago
At first I thought the butt-slide was when she slides my cock between her butt cheeks.
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10 years ago
Does anybody have the Rosetta Stone? I need help deciphering this dialogue.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I love Reese's.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Are there ever any positive posts on SW? Like, this is what I like or had a great day or that customer was hella cool? Even the garbage man has a good day.
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10 years ago
What I wanted to know is if this situation might effect our freedom of speech in the future. Throughout history, the powers that be have always limited the freedom, knowledge, and abilities of the masses. Books, movies, and music have been banned.
For the record, fuck Donald Sterling. He's been a racist prick for years. If he was half as smart as he is rich, he'd if known not to talk on the phone. He must've seen Goodfellas. Paulie hated phones.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I must confess...I...Am...Stedman.
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10 years ago
@Clubber-You win. All I can do with my tuna can is stretch out her lips.
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10 years ago
Shit, I've started writing reviews while getting a blow job in the VIP. Long live Sofa King!
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10 years ago
Like Shadow said. It's a no win. I'm with you on that I can't sleep after I shower, hot or cold.
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10 years ago
In the Socialists states of California and Colorado, you wouldn't have to worry about people smoking cannabis. In those states, people have freedom and agency over their own physical body.
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10 years ago
Length is overrated. It's all about girth or my name ain't Tuna Can Sam for nothing.
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10 years ago
@Ranukam-100% agreement. Fuck quitters. If you fail, so be it. I remember when Duran quit. My grampa took his signed Duran poster of the garage wall. You brawl to you fall with your balls to the wall.
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10 years ago
@Rockstar-True words.
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10 years ago
As a polytheist, I prefer, under Gods and Goddesses.
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10 years ago
Was she either Armenian or Italian? From my experience, never complain(out loud) about body hair to an Armenian or Italian chick. Not wise.
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10 years ago
Help. I'm intimidated by substitute teachers.
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10 years ago
I agree GV. I just never like D'Antoni. I don't wish him any I'll will. I just never wanted him coaching the Lakers. I was glad to see Dwight Howard leave. I didn't want him on the team to begin with.
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10 years ago
@Steve-You stole my stigmata line. You wascally wabbit, you.