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11 years ago
Shadow-Yup. Gigante! Maybe he was too much man.
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11 years ago
Since the victim was Latino, I wondered if anybody said "Sana, Sana, Colita de Rana, Si No Sana Hoy, Sana Mañana" while rubbing his owie(his hurt dick)?
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11 years ago
I've never had a pre-lube, just a lube.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Sharkhunter, I like the way you think.
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11 years ago
Hell yeah. I like em so much that I order seconds.
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11 years ago
Did they check to see if a tiny catfish was lodged in his urethra first? This is more scary than Insidious Chapter 2.
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11 years ago
All the time. I was at a funeral and whie the minister was delivering his eulogy, I couldn't stop thinking about this hot chick in the second row. Long, black pencil skirt. Tight, white blouse that barely could contain her magnificent mammaries. I would've fucked her in the coffin.
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11 years ago
I've been to this fine dining establishment that limited alcoholic beverages at 1per person, per hour. The place is known as Chuck E. Cheese.
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11 years ago
I've been to this fine dining establishment that limited alcoholic beverages at 1per person, per hour. The place is known as Chuck E. Cheese.
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11 years ago
Although I've never had CTS, ITC, I have had it with civvies and this Nuru gal. Gotta love the Nuru.
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11 years ago
At my local go-to spot, most gals have wet wipes and hand sanitizer in their little purses. Many will wipe down the leather chairs first. When all is said and done, they wipe you clean, too.
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11 years ago
That's why you should have guns, ammo, land, and food. Crash or no crash, you're in a better position than most.
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11 years ago
Don't forget about Panama-US currency.
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11 years ago
The two best Asian restaurants in Los Angeles are Duck House and Elite II. Trust me.
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11 years ago
Must've been Octoberfest. Strip clubs are tame. Burning Man 2014 for the adventurous. Redondo Beach Breakwater for those who got balls. Hit me up if you're down for a real swell. Then, after we ride with the ocean, we'll get dances.
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11 years ago
I thought that Juice had moved to Argentina with my people and became a Gaucho. Juice loves beef.
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11 years ago
I love hand jobs. Your chicas must be sub-par.
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11 years ago
How do you breath?
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11 years ago
Seriously, this must go down as one of the worst reviews, ever.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
As a consumer of various ethneogens, I can clearly state that nobody underneath my psychedelic supervision has retro graded themselves ever.
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11 years ago
Instead of complaining, one should take the lead like a man and instruct the Young lady on what feels enjoyable.
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11 years ago
@Lopaw-That's why I work in the SGV. Good women and good food.
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11 years ago
You should see Hobbit feet in platforms.
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11 years ago
Latinas love to cook.
"I got this Spanish chica, she don't like me to roam
So she call me cabron plus marricon
Said she likes to cook rice so she likes me home
I'm like, "Un momento" - mami, slow up your tempo"-Jay Z
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11 years ago
Hel-lo New-man.