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11 years ago
Man has penis amputated due to' Viagra overdose'Shadow-Yup. Gigante! Maybe he was too much man.
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11 years ago
Man has penis amputated due to' Viagra overdose'Since the victim was Latino, I wondered if anybody said "Sana, Sana, Colita de Rana, Si No Sana Hoy, Sana Mañana" while rubbing his owie(his hurt dick)?
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11 years ago
Strippers And LubeI've never had a pre-lube, just a lube.
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11 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Miss AmericaSharkhunter, I like the way you think.
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11 years ago
Ever had a double boob sandwich?Hell yeah. I like em so much that I order seconds.
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11 years ago
Man has penis amputated due to' Viagra overdose'Did they check to see if a tiny catfish was lodged in his urethra first? This is more scary than Insidious Chapter 2.
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11 years ago
Thinking about WomenAll the time. I was at a funeral and whie the minister was delivering his eulogy, I couldn't stop thinking about this hot chick in the second row. Long, black pencil skirt. Tight, white blouse that barely could contain her magnificent mammaries. I would've fucked her in the coffin.
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11 years ago
Limit to the number of dances you can buyI've been to this fine dining establishment that limited alcoholic beverages at 1per person, per hour. The place is known as Chuck E. Cheese.
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11 years ago
Limit to the number of dances you can buyI've been to this fine dining establishment that limited alcoholic beverages at 1per person, per hour. The place is known as Chuck E. Cheese.
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11 years ago
Camel Toe SlideAlthough I've never had CTS, ITC, I have had it with civvies and this Nuru gal. Gotta love the Nuru.
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11 years ago
Cleanliness is next to godlinessAt my local go-to spot, most gals have wet wipes and hand sanitizer in their little purses. Many will wipe down the leather chairs first. When all is said and done, they wipe you clean, too.
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11 years ago
Financial Crash? Looks like I was right unfortunately.That's why you should have guns, ammo, land, and food. Crash or no crash, you're in a better position than most.
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11 years ago
Where should I go?Don't forget about Panama-US currency.
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11 years ago
The Lovely LatinasThe two best Asian restaurants in Los Angeles are Duck House and Elite II. Trust me.
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11 years ago
Strip Club Hound -- Most shocking thing you've seen in a SCMust've been Octoberfest. Strip clubs are tame. Burning Man 2014 for the adventurous. Redondo Beach Breakwater for those who got balls. Hit me up if you're down for a real swell. Then, after we ride with the ocean, we'll get dances.
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11 years ago
Ever NoticeI thought that Juice had moved to Argentina with my people and became a Gaucho. Juice loves beef.
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11 years ago
I just have to Rant!I love hand jobs. Your chicas must be sub-par.
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11 years ago
Guide to Asking for Extra's at a ClubHow do you breath?
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11 years ago
SC "Review" GuaRANTeed To Bring a chUCKle!!!Seriously, this must go down as one of the worst reviews, ever.
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11 years ago
ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Very Passive P4PAs a consumer of various ethneogens, I can clearly state that nobody underneath my psychedelic supervision has retro graded themselves ever.
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11 years ago
I just have to Rant!Instead of complaining, one should take the lead like a man and instruct the Young lady on what feels enjoyable.
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11 years ago
The Lovely Latinas@Lopaw-That's why I work in the SGV. Good women and good food.
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11 years ago
A *really* groovy review -- HOW IT IS DONE!!!You should see Hobbit feet in platforms.
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11 years ago
The Lovely LatinasLatinas love to cook.
"I got this Spanish chica, she don't like me to roam
So she call me cabron plus marricon
Said she likes to cook rice so she likes me home
I'm like, "Un momento" - mami, slow up your tempo"-Jay Z
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11 years ago
"She's Fucking the DJ"Hel-lo New-man.