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11 years ago
Words to live by, George. Words to live by.
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11 years ago
Walker Lamond has a book titled "Rules For My Unborn Son". One of his words of advice is-Nothing Good Ever Happens After 2 AM.
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11 years ago
I'm investing in lead and brass.
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11 years ago
@Likes2Look-Classic.
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11 years ago
One time, needed KY to lube the YKK. Franks and Beans.
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11 years ago
I guess that job blows.
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11 years ago
What is so sad is this nitwit actually thought that he would get away with it.
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11 years ago
I'll be the first to admit that I can be hard and sometimes not very emphatic to people on welfare. Most of this has to deal with my upbringing and also my experiences working as a bill collector for a utility company many years ago. If more stories circulated about the college kid that bounced around from foster home to foster home, my eyes would be a little more open. With food stamps out and cards in, it also makes corruption less rampant. If we are the Christian nation that the religious right claims that we are, then we need to be more understanding and compassionate.
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11 years ago
First off, Shadow, where do you find these amazing articles? Second, I have a certain respect for the man. Life ain't easy and doesn't always go our way. Like Estafador said, I feel for homeboy. But in the scheme of things, his job ain't that bad. Now the squeegee guy at a slaughterhouse, he has a bloody bad job, literally. You have a big squeegee attached to a pole, like a push broom, and your job is to push that squeegee along the floor, where slots in the floor drain the blood and guts into a lower level for further processing. Back and forth, forth and back, all day long, blood and guts. That sucks.
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11 years ago
@Zippy-Remeber the bi-curious episode with Butters? Comic gold.
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11 years ago
In all seriousness, I use a combination of Tapatio & Guacamole to spice things up a bit.
Hopefully, Londonguy replies. He's English and their humor is dry. I wonder if they eschew lube?
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11 years ago
Star Trek is cool-el, but Led Zeppelin never wrote any Star Trek songs. Middle Earth till the wheels fall off.
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11 years ago
5w30.
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11 years ago
I got acres of grapes that need picking. I'm hiring any takers. Also, love the new Huey avatar, Estafador. Great pick.
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11 years ago
Always and Anytime before 2 AM.
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11 years ago
That's an interesting question. I've found that in the VIP, I last longer than I want to and end up spending more money than I planned on. Then, on times that I wanna last longer(like during the first time you and a new chick fuck for the first time), I don't last as long as I'd like to. At least I have great refractory period time.
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11 years ago
Go to You Tube and check out 24 English accents.
http://youtu.be/dABo_DCIdpM
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11 years ago
100 grit sandpaper. You got me dying over here. I had an ex-girlfriend who use to file my callouses down. I miss that broad. She have great hand jobs. And blow jobs.
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11 years ago
Stupidity and lack of foresight was involved.
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11 years ago
It sucks when a dancer that you wanna dance with is being monopolized by one dude but that's the nature of the game. I've been guilty of monopolizing a dancer and will do it again and again.
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11 years ago
Remind me never to look like those two douche bags in the pictures.
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11 years ago
@Dougster-Wise words, indeed.
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11 years ago
Never watch porn that's translated from English to Spanish. Whoever does that translating has a lot to learn about nuances.
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11 years ago
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DolfanWhat did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
I was at Starbuck's one time and ended up getting a coffee table dance. They wanted to charge me extra since I was packing a Venti.
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11 years ago
I respond with, "Cool, I have Leprosy. After I pull out, I tell her, Keep The Tip."