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I flagged this review as shill, best choice available, though as a shill it's laughable. {Kudos!(really) to Founder for adding new choices to flag "reason" list}

Link: tuscl.net

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"Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 1 Monroe's 1000 N Congress Ave West Palm Beach, Florida 33409 Reviewed on: September 20, 2013 Visited on: Tuesday Afternoon Dancers on Shift: 11-25

Last week I was invited by a friend of mines “Tweety”, to check out one of the Newest Gentlemen's Club in West Palm Beach, Monroe's of Palm Beach located at 1000 North Congress Ave, West Palm Beach. Their Grand Opening was 1-4-2013 and what a grand opening it was! I figured that I would know a few of the dancers but not the hostess, “Amelia”, who greeted me with a handshake and my bodyguard “Kelly Street” with a hug…(I think it's because he's a model. LOL!) The setup: A medium sized bar to the left as soon as you walk in. Bigger bar past the stage, ROOMS, ROOMS, ROOMS, Galore, and they all have names like the JFK room. The DJ booth is set up right above the stage. Sectioned off VIP areas galore, for all you big ballers! And to top it all off, the DiMaggio Room which is a VERY VERY EXCLUSIVE part of the club, where only VIP's are allowed. A definite must see.

The crowd in one word “Impressive” packed to the teeth! This was a great opening night for Monroe's of Palm Beach. Filled with what seemed to be a solid mixed crowd, guaranteed to be top socialites and money makers and shakers. Did I mention aside from my crappy car, the cheapest car in the parking lot was an Audi TT, goes to show you the kind of crowd here. Within 3 mins of being there I was greeted by “Ayla”, a cute little waitress with glasses and an incredible body, who asked me if I wanted anything to drink (quick and efficient service with a smile) Kudos! To the staff at Monroe's on a job well done. I declined at this point because I had to get more of a feel for this place and as always it's business before pleasure. Mr. Street and I walked the club and made our way to my friend Tweety, who is one of the house moms at Monroe's. Who greeted me with a hug and smile as always. She told me about the feature coming up shortly and to stick around that it was a definitely worth seeing it. After that we headed to the back bar and were greeted by a bartender that for lack of a better term, is a gorgeous brunette with red lips and beautiful eyes named “Christina”. Kudos again to the staff of Monroe's on great service and for having some of the hottest waitresses and bartenders I have ever seen.

Shortly after that, the lights dimmed low, and Mr. Street and I made our way to the stage. The techno Mortal Kombat theme starts to play aUNBELIEVABLE sight came on to stage, A REAL LIFE FREAKING NINJA!! Complete with silver Nun chucks!! And boy did she know how to use em'! Who else but “CHRISTINA AGUCHI”! Multi time winner of the EXOTIC DANCER AND ENTERTAINER AWARD! She went all out ninja, professionally twirling her weapons like a ninja, kicking and punching and basically showing everyone in the club, she is a force to be reckoned with. At this point my boy Mr. Street was wiping the drool from my dropped jaw because I was in awe with the moves, show and performance that I was seeing. Her routine was flawless and amazing. 3 thumbs up for the feature dancer."