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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Let me get this straight-Yoda and Alucard are allowed to call people pussies, assholes, whack jobs, and chickenshit but one fag makes you two go insane in the membrane?
Sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me. Remember that.
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11 years ago
Haha. Jack, you made say ahhhh after I laughed. Gracias.
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11 years ago
Damn, those Alaskans are some sick fucks.
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11 years ago
Yawn
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11 years ago
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrying_on_the_head
Here's a link about women carrying 30-70% of their body weight on their heads for work with no ill health effects except for a groove on their heads.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I've never had a problem with the strip club dress code. Now, at regular bars & night clubs that have preconceived notions of who & what constitutes the "Element", I've had problems. And not because of what I was wearing .
My Mom taught me long ago that I should never mouth off to cops and I should be the best dressed man that I can afford to be.
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11 years ago
Never.
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11 years ago
How can Yoda be considered a Master Jedi when he couldn't beat Count Doku or Duku or whatever? After the Emperor kicked ass, he ran like a little bitch he did to some swamp planet. He's no Emiliano Zapata, he ain't.
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11 years ago
I feel for you CJ. I hate thieves. Having your home or car robbed is just shitty. The feeling of being violated is fucked up. I wonder why some of the Boy Scouts on this site haven't chirped up. I guess name calling is more egregious to them than actual crime.
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11 years ago
Back pain my ass. Those third world women who carry shit on their heads don't bitch and complain and they carry on till death.
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11 years ago
We all dicks so it's no big deal to send a chick a dick pic. I've found that chicks prefer 6 pack pics. That what I send. Abs!Abs!Abs!
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11 years ago
Just swinging along with the Banderlog. By the way, The Jungle Book comes out on Blu Ray soon. Get it while you can.
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11 years ago
@Alucard-I ascended to high levels of artistic achievement. You also presume to judge with blinders on. Theirs more going than what you can see on the racetrack.
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11 years ago
@Gawker-I only called him a faggot once. I used bitch repeatedly.
@Alucard-No herd mentality here. I'm just a vigilante, fighting injustice and the abuse of power. Always remember, "Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts, absolutely."
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11 years ago
Currently, I am ENAMORED by these two Indian(Dot) chicas. Being able to smash insanely hot Indian chicks doesn't happen that often so I'm taking full advantage.
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11 years ago
I see a problem here-How can two bottoms hook up?
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11 years ago
Jack, why didn't you hit me up? I'm disappointed. I would've introduced you to some lovely ladies.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Judge Slick finds you in contempt of court, Yoda. Your opinions are over ruled. I would have given you a jury of your peers but I don't associate with cocksucking jamooks. I find you guilty of being a fraud, a phony, a spineless jellyfish, and a disappointment to your mother and father. I will pray heavily for your poor, misbegotten soul.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I bet that Yoda banned you cause you're Latino, too. Fucking racist, maricon. Pe le mi banana, mamón.
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11 years ago
Here's a lil' something for y'all to watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f43IXs24Oo
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Two nuns riding bicycles down a cobbled street, and one turns to the other and says “Do you know, I’ve never come this way before.â€
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
3 nuns were sitting on a bench when a man walked up and flashed them. 2 of the nuns had a stroke but the last one couldn't reach.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Two nuns on a bike ride and the devil jumps out in the path in front of them. Terrified, one nun asks the other what she should do. The second nun replies "show him your cross". So the first nun yells "GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAAAYYYYYY!!"
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11 years ago
Jerry Seinfeld would've kept that camera steady.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I love me religious jokes. Too bad Pope John Paul II was still was alive. I had a slew of jokes about him.