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10 years ago
I predict a meteor 25 meters in diameter will strike Harvey, Illinois, then we won't have to read all of this crap any more.
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10 years ago
lol. Gotta remember that one!
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10 years ago
Definitely. A good, honest effort deserves some sort of reward.
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10 years ago
"Best sex" is too subjective a term, especially considering just how creative both memory and pride can be. And just how do you define "sexual peak"? That time in your life you most want sex? That you get sex the most? That you attract sexual partners the most? That you get the most fulfilling sex? Is it really that time in your life when you're having your best sex?
Yeah, defining "sexual peak" as the time that they're having their "best sex" is just using two very ambiguous terms to create a definitive reaction.
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10 years ago
Wow, at first I thought that was a post by SJG.
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10 years ago
I hope Alabegonz uses it on his stripper/girlfriend/overlord and her friends.
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10 years ago
I don't know why they're BYOB. It could be easier and cheaper to get that type of license than to operate a full bar. It could be more attractive to the strip-club/party card. It could be that this way, they don't have to deal with the costs of operating a full bar, including paying bartenders who might need to be certified/licensed in Iowa. I just don't know. I just know that they are.
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10 years ago
Her parents might be getting their cut. And why does a woman have to have a husband to provide her with a living and a future? That's a little 1950s, don't you think?
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10 years ago
One bar/restaurant in Indianapolis has a burger with peanut butter and jalapenos on it. Yeah, despite how popular it is, I'm just a bit hesitant to try it.
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10 years ago
I think I'd have to pass, too. For years, women have been telling me, "You! Out of the gene pool!" I figure there's probably a good reason for it.
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10 years ago
Brains and beauty -- you gotta love that.
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10 years ago
Papi, another reason I think some clubs don't allow unescorted women in is because those women might be looking for their guys and then start a scene.
Personally, I don't think co-workers should be allowed to hang out at their clubs. More than once, a dancer has ditched me to hang out with a co-workers who's stopped by (and, no, I never took that personally -- honest!).
Sometimes, though, the shows can get a bit more interesting. One time, I walked into a club to see a couple of women eating each other out on stage. One was definitely a dancer. I don't know if the other one was a co-worker or a visiting civilian. Considering there were three or four other women with her, it was definitely a girls' night out, possibly even a bachelorette party.
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10 years ago
We need to go green! Where are the reusable condoms when we need them?
What if Planck's Constant really isn't constant?
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10 years ago
Longball, you could do that with bouncers that annoy the hell out of you, too.
SC, ever the gentleman ; P
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10 years ago
You just can't fix stupid, but it should be a law; natural selection just isn't doing the job.
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10 years ago
Well, at least she didn't get shot in the head.
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10 years ago
Rockstar, are you sure that Lucas didn't dress up his Star Wars characters like New Yorkers?
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10 years ago
Dawg -- funny, man!
SJG -- the BYOB clubs I've been to in the Des Moines area aren't members only.
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10 years ago
Sounds like they'll be jumpstarting more than just the economic boom.
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10 years ago
I'm sure the guy with the mini-van thought he was doing right, too.
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10 years ago
I probably would've peed my pants and tried to swim the Atlantic after the first raid. Thank you, all of you in the UK, for your resolve.
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10 years ago
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Tall attractive women tend to make me go coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs, but then again, so does any attractive woman willing to get naked in front of -- and on -- me.
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10 years ago
I excuse myself and head to the bathroom with the promise that I'll be right back. It'd just be my luck that it'd be a majorly wet, sloppy fart. I'd hate to hear -- and feel -- "squish, squish, squish" while she's grinding and bouncing on me.
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10 years ago
Yeah, that was the one. It was enough to put me off on her. Have to agree about the tats, too. A beautiful woman is a work of art. Why the hell would she let some tagger put random graffiti all over her?
Found the actress/model for the Lay's Potato Chip commercial -- Louise Griffiths. Thought sure she had auburn hair but, damn, gotta love those eyes.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1445493/resumephotos?ref_=nm_ov_resph
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10 years ago
Carly Foulkes (the T-Mobile Girl) was definitely one of my top 10 -- until I saw the picture that showed all her ribs. Just not into anorexia. Lily from the AT&T commercials is a serious cutie.
How about Brooklyn Chase, Ava Addams, and Cassidy Banks, all porn stars?