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10 years ago
What you get when The System meets the Motor Home:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1091605947
http://www.youporn.com/watch/422188/sex-on-the-road/
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10 years ago
Art, one link to Dinah Shore:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0794918/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
If you're already calling her bat-shit crazy, are you sure you want any sort of relationship with her? She might consider that weekend getaway the next step to a ring.
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10 years ago
At least when he told them not to hang out in strip clubs yet.
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10 years ago
John, make it a video and have her say something to all of us here at TUSCL.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
3LeggedMan, yeah, but if she's within ten feet of you when she's crying that out, those'll probably be the last words you ever hear.
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10 years ago
I'm sure Hugh Hefner probably has a two or three of those for when he feels like roughing it.
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10 years ago
I'm trying to sell my t-shirts on eBay. Getting a lot of views but no buyers -- even at just $1.50 per shirt.
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10 years ago
An air dance with a three-foot-minimum rule?
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10 years ago
Dude, you're taking this stuff personally again. Chill out, okay? It's all business, for both of you. When you start getting into the zen of that, things'll go much more smoothly.
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10 years ago
"You're so smart and handsome and funny."
And all I did was say "Hi."
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10 years ago
"Big Bad John"? Yet another reason why that song's always irritated me.
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10 years ago
Dodgeball could be fun to watch, but an MtG tournament? Seriously?
The crowd goes silent. James taps his manna. Polite applause ripples through the crowd.
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I stick by the old adage, "Yes means yes, no means no," and just leave it at that. Anything else can just make a mess of the situation.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Y'know, I think there's just a little bit of a disconnect with a gentlemen's club expo having ED awards.
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10 years ago
MrDuece, this is so true. I guess that's why farts also make us old timers snicker a little bit.
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10 years ago
It isn't much of a consolation, but at least he didn't hurt anyone else -- not that we know of, anyway.
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10 years ago
Xeinok, no offense, man, but it sounds like you have some major problems with rejection, especially from women, and it's gotten to the point that instead of waiting for the decision, you're doing the rejecting yourself, sometimes outright, sometimes through avoidance. And judging by your reaction to Diva's post in your other thread (as opposed to your reaction to most of the replies by the guys), women are your sore spot.
You might want to forget about the strip joints for a while. A part of you is just looking for too much from them. Try exploring some other interests. Check out Meetup.com; you might find some interests there that can introduce you to more people. There are some dating services, too, that might help; they'll arrange lunches or classes or whatever based on common interests, so you might meet some folks that way. Good luck, and get better already,, okay?
Papi, sorry but I have to disagree with you a little bit here: strip clubs and massage parlors can help fill a basic human emotional need -- the need for human contact, not just physically but, to a point, socially, too. As fleeting and ingenuine (sp?) as it might be, they do help make a person feel not quite so isolated and alone.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
She's cute, but, God, that voice. She probably makes dogs for miles around howl in pain.
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I'd probably take it, if it's temporary and up until shortly before I go on a trip. That way I could focus more on other things I need to get done.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
I'd skip lunch more often, get a second job, and really earn a night at the club for myself.
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10 years ago
Thanks, GACA! It's nice to hear that I'm reliable outside of places like work <g>
I usually check TUSCL discussions once or twice a day, then some of the reviews later at night. I check clubs in towns that I usually go to at least once a year. If I'm planning a trip off the annually beaten path, I'll check clubs along that route and around my destination. Every now and again, the name of a club on the home page will catch my eye and I'll check out its reviews, even if I'll probably never get there.
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10 years ago
"I really like you."
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10 years ago
You'd think that the "dancers" would want to do some dancing, not just to advertise but to cover their club fees and tip-outs. Nuts, lap dances shouldn't be loss leaders; they should just be all that extra gravy for them.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
I usually say something like "I wish we could do more," putting the ball in her court. I'd probably skim through some Backpage ads to get idea of the average cost for the local market, then go from there. Personally though, I wouldn't go (much) more than $300 for the hour.