What do you do with the items clubs give away as promotions

2/27/2015 8:28:07 AM

Every so often I'll be in a club that has a promotional give away. They will give you a T shirt, DVD, a can cozy or other worthless crap with their logo on it for going to a private dance after an 'all girls on stage' private dance promotion or some other thing by the DJ.
The question is what do you do with it? Take it home to your wife LOL? Wear the T shirt to a parent teacher conference or PTA meeting? Maybe wear it to your subdivision or apartment complex pool? Or do you do like I do and leave it lay where they put it. I have no wife to piss off any more, nor any kids to embarrass. If I want to watch porn I'll surf the internet for what I want. Strip Club gear (cozies and T shirts) is wildly inappropriate for any job I have ever seen much less held (I made a guy who worked for me turn his SC T shirt inside out when he showed up to my construction site with one on since he did not have a different one to wear). Who the hell needs more crappy T shirts that you can't or don't wear.. What do you do? Who do you think takes the shit home?

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etsutwigg222

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10 years ago

I give them to the people on corner of the freeway exit with the price of lapper.

shadowcat

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10 years ago

I was given a Follies t-shirt by one of the bouncers several months ago. It had the Follies Logo on it. I took it to a small business near me that does lettering on t-shirts and had them add "Vagina inspector". Now I wear it to the club once in awhile and just tell the girls that the club hired me to check them out. It work pretty good but I don't wear it to the grocery store. :)

impala

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10 years ago

Use to give them to my nephew, made him one of the most popular kids in school. My sister got a little pissed about it though, especially when the school called her about it (she didn't know he had them or was wearing them to school).

tumblingdice

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10 years ago

Impala,How many times have you had the urine beat out of you?

motorhead

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10 years ago

I just leave them behind at the table when I depart from the club.

I would wear a T-Shirt around the house but the small sizes they give away never come close to fitting me.

Holdem2

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10 years ago

I leave it on the table, but I feel like stuffing it in the urinal to teach them a lesson.

sflguy123

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10 years ago

A few I wear to the gym and I've seen other guys wearing SC t-shirts in the gym. But most they give out are way to big on me.

Some clubs give free admission on certain nights if you're wearing one of their shirts.

mikeya02

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10 years ago

You know what 4got2wipe would do with them.........it would be like finding toilet paper on the sidewalk

JohnSmith69

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10 years ago

I let the dancer keep it or do whatever she wants with it. I would like to collect the shirts but my wife does the laundry.

londonguy

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10 years ago

Apart from once in Orlando at least ten years ago I have never been witness to any club giving away merchandise anywhere in the world.

PhantomGeek

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10 years ago

I'm trying to sell my t-shirts on eBay. Getting a lot of views but no buyers -- even at just $1.50 per shirt.

Club_Goer_Seattle

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10 years ago

I don't wear them myself. Some I've left accidentally on purpose at the club, as others have mentioned. Those that I do take home, I put in my donations pile that is destined for Good Will. Only once have I ever seen anyone wear a strip club item of apparel outside of the club. That was a Deja Vu T-shirt. Even to those not in the know, it was clearly advertising a strip club.

DoctorDarby

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10 years ago

When I first started going to my regular club, the swag was nice--hoodies, sweat pants, and decent T-shirts. Then they started pushing shot glasses, beer mugs, rickety little flashlights, ill-fitting hats, crappy shirts, flasks, and other stuff that while occasionally OK, you could only use one of the damned things. I used to swap the stuff for free passes, but once I got a VIP card, I didn't need those either. The regular girls wouldn't bug me with the stuff unless it was a 2 for 1, so the flow of freebies slowed. The club also experimented with a "buy the swag get the dances for free" plan, but that didn't work very well so they went back to the old way. I wear the shirts around the house and told people that the logo on the hoodie was for a health club as a joke, but most of my friends know I am a strip club hound. I do have some shirts from now-defunct clubs that are sort of personal collector's items, but they have no value other than hazy memories of lap dances past from dancers long-retired.

gawker

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10 years ago

I use the tee-shirts to polish/wax my car. Great rags.

shailynn

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10 years ago

I'll never forget when I was 20 and at the beach with friends for a week in the summer. Someone had the great idea to go to a strip club because there wasn't enough pussy around us already. Anyway they had one of those promos so we all got s lap dance and each of us got something stupid, I think two guys got tshirts I got an ugly baseball cap and someone got a beer coozy. We paraded that shit all week on the beach but the beer coozy was the best freebie

georgmicrodong

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10 years ago

At the one club I knownofnin town that did this, I'd give it back to the dancer. They had to OT for the shirts that they gave away, so by giving it back, she made a little extra.

Clubber

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10 years ago

I have room in my home dedicated to clubs. Everything is displayed in it.

DandyDan

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10 years ago

I've gotten pornos from clubs, and I have kept them. I also kept a free Coors Light beer coozie I got once, and used to use it til it fell apart. I still have a t-shirt from a club I went to once, but I've never worn it and I don't know if it even fits me now. I still have pens and a key chain from this one long defunct club, but that's kept hidden away. More often than not, though, free stuff doesn't leave the club.

the mighty quinn

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10 years ago

I had this DeJa Vu hat from the early 90s. It was supposed to get me free admit. I think I used it twice.

sharkhunter

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10 years ago

All the tshirts and a few caps, probably stuffed in a bag somewhere.
I remember the first few shirts I got, I was thinking about wearing them. However when you think where? Choices drop.

sharkhunter

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10 years ago

I think I even have one tshirt that was Boobie painted.

sharkhunter

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10 years ago

If a girlfriend ever finds that or pics of me with naked porn stars sitting on my lap, maybe some fun explaining.

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