Columbus, GA - A strip club owner and two of his dancers were arrested on Wednesday night.
58-year old Donald Cook owns and operates Club Paradise on Victory Drive.
23-year old Porsha Smith and 28-year old Lisa Pine are both dancers at the strip club,
Smith is charged with total nude dancing and Pine is charged with giving an inappropriate lap dance.
The owner faces the same two charges for allowing nude dancing and lap dances that involve touching customers.
One that is all air with no stick shifting?
An air dance with a three-foot-minimum rule?
Somebody in Georgia got a ticket for eating a hamburger while driving. It's the peanut-brain state.
This could be in Ohio, given the no touch, no nudity-after-midnight law they passed a few years back. Thank goodness enforcement has been inconsistent in many places or we would be even more miserable during this winter-from-hell-frozen-over.
It's the kind I'm interested in.
One involving a priest and a 9 year old boy?