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10 years ago
GACA, geez, I wish some of those girls would fuck the pizza guy! I might even eat the cost of the pizza if that happened, especially if she looked anything like JS's fabled DS (or at least how I'm picturing her anyway *g*).
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10 years ago
^^^ Yeah, Lopaw, there's just something wrong with a fat old guy who gets kids lining up around the block to bounce on his lap.
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10 years ago
Sorry your strip club visit didn't pan out, Clubber. You should've been able to get at least one dancer to blow out your candle!
Happy Birthday anyway, you old fart! Fuck that club! It's time to go out and enjoy!
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
There've been times I've lost interest, but a lot of that time was necessary due to financial constraints. Every now and again when the temptation would rear its head, I'd start thinking of what the equivalent of a couple lap dances might be -- a week's worth of groceries, a tank of gas, and so on. That always put mongering and hobbying their place.
I've been living in a strip-club desert for over ten years now. My annual trips to a strip-club oasis might impact the wallet quite a bit, but it also puts a huge smile on my face.
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10 years ago
I don't Facebook. I don't know anyone who even wants to Friend me in real life, let alone cyber life.
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10 years ago
"You're so handsome and smart and funny." All I said before that was, "Hi, how's it going?"
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Did you tell her you'll be at the finish line, rooting her on?
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
FA +10. It's also dictated by how that power is wielded.
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10 years ago
About a month ago, I dreamed of doing a small, slender woman doggy-style. She had long, blonde braids and I was enjoying pulling on them, much like the reins of a horse, which is something I had never even thought about doing before. I don't remember seeing her face, but I do remember enjoying the ride.
The next day, one of my co-workers came in, a smaller, slender woman. She had dyed her hair that same blonde and had it done up in braids. When she was getting ready to show me those braids, she didn't just unzip her jacket quickly, like most normal people would, but it seemed a helluva lot slower, more stripper fashion. Might've just been my wishful imagination, too.
I really felt like heading off to the bathroom and banging my head against the wall.
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10 years ago
One fat, arrogant, ugly woman told me and a couple of her friends that she liked having her toes sucked, that she's a "goddess" (sexually speaking, I guess; whatever floated her delusion).
I told her that hearing that made me glad I'm an atheist.
Humans always have to ascribed patterns to things, whether the patterns actually exist or not, everything from math and poetry to clouds and constellations. It's our nature; it's our survival strategy. But when they can't figure out that pattern, when they can't identify its source and its ending, it has to be the work of a higher intelligence?
Seriously? Why?
We've figured out (or are well on the way to figuring out) the patterns of a vast number of things today that we couldn't have a hundred -- even fifty -- years ago, but even so, even with that progress, people still have to ascribe those patterns to a "higher intelligence"?
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10 years ago
In the video, the guy said her name was Jasmine and that she was chick he picked up on the beach.
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10 years ago
I wonder if they feel that some liquid drugs could be brought into the club in eye droppers.
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10 years ago
One dancer royally irritated me. She was pretty enough, but for lap dances, she was one of the worst. On top of that, she asked for money upfront -- before each dance. "Would you like another dance? That'll be twenty dollars." After the third dance (that was my typical run with a new dancer, just to see how good she is) and she asked if I wanted another dance, I told her no thanks, got up, and went back to my table. She followed me, quick on my heels, telling me that she could do better, almost pleading. I sat down and she sat down, too. The waitress asked if I wanted to buy a drink for the lady; I told her no. The dancer kept on babbling to me, but I just ignored her, kept my attention entirely focused on the stage. Eventually, she got the hint and left.
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10 years ago
"Out of order" or "Out of cash" -- my favorite signs at the ATM. It's definitely time to move on then.
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10 years ago
To me, one major dick move would be lowballing the number of dances she just finished for you but lost track of, especially when you have a damn good idea just how many dances she gave you.
Another would be to tell the dancer you have to hit the ATM after some dances, then when she's out of sight, leave. A few years ago, one dancer gave me two or three dances but I had to hit the ATM. I figured she had followed me -- they usually do -- but she had wandered off. I found her sitting with a couple other people, politely interrupted their conversation, and gave her the money. She was surprised -- in the short time, she had completely forgotten about it. Course, she didn't leave me alone (much) after that.
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10 years ago
I wonder if the clubs might not have any hard and fast policies in place regarding charges for couples, but let the dancers and each supervisor use their "best discretion" when charging for couples.
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10 years ago
Beguiled, last August, one stripper told me how excellent she was with astrology and reading people, that she could guess what my sign was. Never mind that it took her seven guesses to get it. Course, I think she was trying to read me through whiskey-bottle glasses, too.
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10 years ago
I usually do a "No thanks, not right now" or "Thanks but maybe later." Sometimes, I'll let them know that I've just ordered food or a drink, so maybe after that. I've also said that I just got there and I just want to sit and chill for a while. I can only remember giving a firm and blunt "No" when the dancer just wouldn't take it politely.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Have to admit, the guys saying it might the girl could well be right.
Several years ago, I met up with a provider in the Twin Cities. She had great pictures and solid reviews, so I was stoked. But when got to my room, I just felt...deflated. Sure, she still had a pretty face, but she also had an obviously recent boob job, more tattoos than I want to remember, and her skin was cold and clammy.
Another provider was supposedly a popular A-lister. Again, pretty face, excellent reviews, and a solid following on the review sites. Come to meet her and...nothing. Her personality was a dud for me (one of those people who just can't stop talking; she'd ask a question and, before I could answer it, she'd answer it), her make-up was caked on, and her fabled massage technique any inexperienced girlfriend could do.
Both times I was flaccid. Neither time was I able to start -- let alone complete -- anything. But those were the only two times I've had that sort of problem. Like the other guys have implied, that connection you felt just might be broken now.
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10 years ago
One positive 2am report Shadowcat (I'm pretty sure it was him anyway) shared was that a woman gave birth just outside a strip club.
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10 years ago
Yes, 4got, Harvey is a reference to the Jimmy Stewart movie and the play it's based on.
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10 years ago
How about a list of rules posted on the front door, one rule "Do NOT Touch the Dancers!" And then during your very first dance in the club, when you're trying to be all nice and respectful, the dancer tells you that you can touch.
Nah, no mixed messages there.
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10 years ago
A club that recommends NOT using its own ATM? I'm starting to like the place already! The lap dance prices are excellent and the food prices like reasonable, too. *sigh*
Really makes me wish I didn't live in Bumfuck, North Dakota.
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10 years ago
Clubber,
Depends on how many people Harvey wants to introduce himself to ; )
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10 years ago
In this case, DS = Dream Stripper. In other instances, it could be Doggy-Style or even Dip Shit.
And, Clubber, we always have to count Harvey. You know that pookah's always going to score!