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10 years ago
Yes, John, that view of the DS is naïve; any view you have of her is probably very naïve. Time to put those rose-colored glasses away, along with your second time as a teenager here, and recognize the fact that she isn't just a stripper -- she is a hooker. Over time, she'll be admitting that she's been doing other guys in the VIP and elsewhere. As much as you'll hate to hear it, don't be surprised and don't be angry at her -- be angry at yourself for letting yourself believe otherwise.
As for the Stripper Shit, it's just going to get deeper. You might want to break out those hip-waders.
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10 years ago
But you're supposed to show off your souvenirs! C'mon, John! Geez ; )
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10 years ago
I have a feeling Schroeder would've given Liberace and Elton John a run for their money in an alternate universe.
Lucy would be dealing drugs from her psychiatrist booth. Peppermint Patty and Marcy would be running a dyke sports bar. Linus would be some sort of sexual predator and he'd have a series of blankets, all of them his souvenirs. Snoopy and Woodstock would be at the forefront of an inter-species love movement. Sally would be Linus's bitch, as well as a drunken, drugged-out stripper. And Charlie Brown would still be the loser of the group, a minimum-wage, dateless pathetic loser who'd sit sloppy-drunk stage-side, crying out "AGH!" whenever his sister came out on stage -- and because she was the only one who'd give him a happy lappy.
How's that for an alternate universe?
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10 years ago
Good luck, Gawker! I hope everything works out for the best -- for all of you.
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10 years ago
Better in the bathrooms than stage-side. And at least by doing it in the urinal, the bathroom troll won't have to clean it up.
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10 years ago
Maybe so, but where are postcards, John? That's all we've asked for and you still haven't sent any out! Geez! ; )
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10 years ago
Ten years? Geez, and here I thought six months would be too long a wait.
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10 years ago
Yeah, but, Lopaw, when it comes to affairs of the loin, I think we all have ideas on just what the true motivations are ; )
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10 years ago
Yeah, hockey puck!
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10 years ago
This be true... *g*
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10 years ago
Let's just hope any lap-dancing robot will a) look like Trisha Helfer or Grace Park and b) won't violate any of Asimov's Three Laws. Maybe bend them a little but not break them.
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10 years ago
John, I'm no shrink either, but when it comes to rape and orgasms, I really don't think common sense is too applicable.
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10 years ago
Could just be a very open relationship. Any idea if she was stripping before or after they got together? And now that you know who he is, any idea if you'll continue getting any dances from her when he's around?
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Kum & Go is also the name of a convenience-store chain.
One of my favorites in Indianapolis is the Classy Chassis. In addition to the dancers, they have race cars mounted to the ceiling.
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10 years ago
Aren't you pretty much on one now, John? ; )
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10 years ago
At first, I thought "boobgate" was going to involve some politicians -- again.
If I remember right, this cartoon was done in France, where they have a somewhat more lax take on the human form than the purityrannical nitwits over here.
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10 years ago
4got, I thought that was supposed to be green M&Ms.
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10 years ago
Stripper Shit time? Geez, man....
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10 years ago
Think she was advertising for a titty fuck?
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10 years ago
Geez, an eight-hour walk -- one way? If the guy was pulling eight-hour shifts and had to walk both ways, when did he sleep?
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10 years ago
SL83, if you need to pick her up when she gets off work, it'd probably be a good idea if you just waited outside in your car for her. Just send her a quick text to let her know that you're there. Just an idea.
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10 years ago
John, a woman can be hardwired to experience orgasms, even while being completely disgusted. There've been stories of women who had orgasms while they were being raped, something that isn't just disgusting but completely abhorrent.
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10 years ago
And I'm voting for both 2 and 4.
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10 years ago
I wonder if GACA might mean Green Door orgies. It's a sex club for swingers in Vegas; there was also a porn with Marilyn Chambers by that name (or something similar).
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10 years ago
And let's not forget the corruptive influence she's having on him. John, did you ever even think about taking recreational drugs *before* she introduced you to them?