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10 years ago
Good-looking woman, that's for sure, but I think I still prefer Abigail Ratchford.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2dzvis_the-bounciest-abigail-ratchford-video-you-ll-see-today_fun
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
You said "shit is about to go down." Are you having more issues with the relationship? Is it some other outside stress? Both of those could be contributing to any performance issues.
Like Jack and Shadow said, it might be time to find a new girlfriend or, better yet, just a fuck buddy with absolutely no strings attached.
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10 years ago
I've been hitting strip clubs since the early '80s and I think I might've seen three C-section scars in that time.
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10 years ago
Okay, that Lind character sounds like he has some serious psycho-sexual problems. Maybe if he tried stirring the coffee with his cock -- as well as drank it -- he might've thought better of doing something that stupid.
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10 years ago
Geez, how can your DS sound so naughty yet so innocent and naïve at the same time? ; )
Good luck, John. I hope this doesn't turn into a 2am report.
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10 years ago
Um, Joe, I'm really hoping the woman did otc with wasn't the departed.
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10 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
George, by a "different style," do you mean "coherent and lucid"? ; )
Book Guy, sorry I haven't read any of your posts yet. A painful dental infection dramatically shortened my attention span, but now that the damn tooth is gone, I will this week. Judging by the reception you're getting here, I'm looking forward to it.
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10 years ago
Book Guy, I think that was Dan Savage, writer of Savage Love, a column in some indie rags.
SC, did your farts become minty fresh? 4got might want to try that with his next rimjobbing girlfriend.
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10 years ago
Because according to the people born with the bigger sticks up their asses, sexy attractive women who make money are whores, which means there really isn't any good reason they shouldn't.
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10 years ago
First line of the article: "NAPLES, Italy, March 11."
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10 years ago
People who often use circular logic tend to be dizzy.
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10 years ago
It also sounds like the DS has a lot more practical and realistic outlook on your relationship, too.
Maybe you tell them you two are talent scouts?
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10 years ago
"She's my daughter. I'm trying to help her find a good, respectable job. What's the pay like here?"
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Yeah, but to a degree, sex is tied in to our self-esteem. If we get laid on any sort of reasonably regular basis, whether with one person or a string of people, it reaffirms our virility and self-esteem. Getting shot down on any sort of regular basis tends to eat away at it. And often getting friend-zoned, especially by the most promiscuous people, tends to nuke a guy's self-esteem and sense of virility.
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10 years ago
Poledancer, actually, I think the most natural thing is for us to be naked. Just look at little kids and how much they love to run around in the buff. They don't care because 1) it's free and natural and 2) they haven't been socialized to believe public nudity is wrong.
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10 years ago
If that's offensive, the Pope better not watch "A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas."
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10 years ago
4got's ex was the one with the brown nose.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
GACA, tagging -- as in spray-painting graffiti all over them? ; P I wouldn't want to get into management anyway. It's bad enough getting all sorts of bullshit on the bottom of the ladder, but as manager, yikes -- too much from all sides. 'Sides, it's always nice getting out of the store. I can't argue about me needing to get laid; Pornhub can only do so much.
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10 years ago
I wonder if they tested the parents, too. Narcissism has to start someplace.
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10 years ago
Ranukam, if she works at that store, you'll still be able to visit her from time to time and then be at the ready when she hits 18. Until then, I'd consider her off-limits.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Wow. I've always that litmus test. No wonder I deliver pizzas for a living.
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10 years ago
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impalaThe People's Republic of Pennsylvania
I agree with GMD: Check the reviews first, then go from there.
And personally, it's pretty much of a mood thing: sometimes I want a decent massage with some extras, sometimes I just want the extras.
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10 years ago
I can only imagine how intimidating that first stage appearance must've been. Sort of makes me wonder how many other women have done it once and never again.
How'd you feel afterward? I've heard "liberating" and even "exhilarating." Some have even said "empowering." Or has it become along the lines of "just another job"?
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10 years ago
One provider I met some years ago told me about a girlfriend of hers who found her boyfriend's listing on a dating site. She wanted to get the provider to answer that ad, see if he was actually looking, and then give him the boot. I asked her why the girlfriend just didn't ask him. She was surprised at the idea of a direct approach, even commented that it always surprised her that guys take the direct approach.
A woman I used to work with (and regrettably hung out with) asked me if I'd watch her kids while she and her husband had a date night. I told her no. After she finished sputtering, she muttered that I had failed that test. (Yeah, I'm guessing she figured I'd trip all over myself to ingratiate myself on her.)
Relationships are tests enough as they are, with all parties involved grading each other. If you feel like you have to do a test like this -- particularly one that's basically the fodder of bad sitcoms -- chances are you're the one who's going to fail. Why do it?