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9 years ago
OT: I always wanted to know what it was like to be an astronaut or cosmonaut!Mae Jemison has counted 18 continents? And thinks she can find more?
Never having heard of this site before, please tell me this is a site for satire and parody.
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9 years ago
whodeyFat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
Dangers of using backpageDefinitely good to hear she kept her wits about her and was able to defend herself.
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9 years ago
whodeyFat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
Dangers of using backpageEven if it doesn't destroy the stains, it'll destroy the DNA.
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9 years ago
White Sox player showing Marilyn Monroe how to bat.....I see absolutely nothing wrong with it. Considering she didn't pull the bat so far back as to conk him in the head, I have a feeling she didn't either.
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9 years ago
Past my BedtimeOld fucking farts? Speak for yourself! I'm just an old fart with some very screwed up hours!
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9 years ago
Definitely saw a stripper at the grocery storeEvery now and again, some dancers from a club I used to frequent stopped by the bookstore I used to work at all those twenty years ago. A couple even just stopped by to say hi, which always floored me.
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9 years ago
Why is it?SJG, admit it -- there are some screwy people posting here, too ; )
But, honestly, until I recently saw what you're describing on some internet porn, I have never thought about, let alone considered entering a woman while she's asleep. I really prefer my partners to be active and aware and participating, not as unaware and submissive as something like that seems.
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9 years ago
What are the perks of being a dancer's regular?With how obsessed he's sounding about her, he's probably giving off some serious stalker vibes, which could well be why she's limiting any contact with him to the club while at the same time milking him of his money and his pride.
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9 years ago
Hot topic ......What kind of shoes do you wear to the club?I used to be a Colgate guy, but Crest is becoming my go-to toothpaste.
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9 years ago
Breast CentralMy breast-viewing needs usually include up close and personal, but I'll take what I can get *sigh*
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9 years ago
Bachelor party helpAvoid A-A1 Perfect 10. I've never heard anything good about them.
You might want to consider posting over in TER, too. The guys there might have some good leads.
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9 years ago
Hot topic ......What kind of shoes do you wear to the club?Old and dirty black sneakers that are falling apart.
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9 years ago
Past my BedtimeI'm a night owl. I'm usually up until about 6am. If she's bored, desperate, and willing to make the drive to North Dakota....
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9 years ago
woukd clubs allow forI wonder if clubs would allow for:
Remedial English lessons.
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9 years ago
Strippers Explain Strip Club EtiquetteShould've been "...we could only find it..."
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9 years ago
Strippers Explain Strip Club EtiquetteTwentyfive: "How about a new sitcom we can call it Strippers Etiquette it should be a laugh a minute"
Yeah, and we couldn't only find it on Pay Per View, starting at $10/minute or $50/5 minutes. (Just remembering someone posting about a dancer who offered lap dances at $10/song or $20 for 2.)
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9 years ago
Table visits...Have to agree with the others: If a dancer sits down uninvited, you're under absolutely no obligation to tip. Nuts, if you aren't into her, you aren't even obligated to talk to her. (I got one overly clingy stripper to leave my table when I didn't say word one to her and didn't even look at her.) And if the dancer parks herself at your table and just starts playing on her cell, it'd be time to tell her that you're saving that chair for someone else (i.e., anyone else) or flag down a bouncer and get him to coax her away. He'd probably deserve a tip after that, depending on just how much of a fuss the dancer makes.
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9 years ago
What turns on a middle aged man?Meggers, for this old fart, physically what would turn me on about a woman is, well, pretty much anything, shy of piercings, tattoos, and any other unnecessary "enhancements."
Five minutes after that, what would keep me interest and possibly turned on would be a sharp mind, a sharp wit, and a sharp tongue (used judiciously, natch).
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9 years ago
Strippers Explain Strip Club EtiquetteThat writer (and her interviewees) sure do like the word "Like."
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9 years ago
Prefer short, average, or tall girls?The high end of average and above will always catch my eye first, but most any attractive woman who says yes and doesn't ask for a buttload of money, I won't argue. My wallet probably will, but I don't think I will.
And for a 6'1" woman with some seriously nice curves:
http://www.youporn.com/watch/466383/she-doesn-t-see-this-action-in-london/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=466383&pos=1
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9 years ago
Haiku"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"
Crazy Joe wrote. It was Rech?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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9 years ago
GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
OT: Dating after 35/40I'm 53 and I stopped even trying to date 12 years ago. After years of frustration in the Friend Zone, I just stopped seeing the point of even trying. It's all just a waste of time, money, and energy for me, hence the rentals, however rare they may be nowadays.
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9 years ago
a Stripper rants.Reply to 3). Yes, yes, it was an impromptu visit. Just be happy it wasn't so impromptu that I didn't forget to A) shower first and B) bring cash.
But, yeah, she is funny. Definitely can't be Princess.
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9 years ago
What are the perks of being a dancer's regular?Bavarian - "- If I see her give better mileage to others, it would crush me."
Dude, you need to get crushed! It might be the only thing that'll get your head out of dreamland! Get over this fucking schoolgirl crush you've got on her and MOVE ON! She's just treating you like a fucking reliable ATM, not a customer, not a john, and certainly not a man!
You're there for any number of fantasies, not some pre-pubescent obsession. Indulge those fantasies already and MOVE ON!
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9 years ago
Have a good weekReal or not, John provides great and quality entertainment with the written (or keyed) word.
And he has 42 reviews to lend credence to his posts. You?