Comments by PhantomGeek (page 2)

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When I'm on vacation, I hate the idea of just sitting around watching TV. I want to get out and travel, go to theatres, visit museums, eat at places I won't find at home, check out some of the local geek meccas, hit an occasional strip club, just drive until I'm out of gas then fill up and drive some more -- anything but just sitting and starting at a TV.

John, you're easily one of the more articulate and skilled writers that I've seen on any number of boards, including this one. You definitely know how to craft a good vignette. After your hiatus -- after what's doubtlessly a very needed breath of fresh air -- I hope you share more stories with us but hopefully with some expanded horizons, adventures that include AMPs, escorts, and maybe an occasional cosplayer. Take it easy, man. May the strip club gods continue to favor you.

Papi, I've seen that in some Indianapolis clubs -- the withdrawal limit's something like $100 but there's a $5 or $6 service fee. Total bullshit.

It isn't pathetic. It's human. But every now and again, we just need to get several thousand gallons of cold water splashed in our faces.

Once more, with punctuation -- in the review section. Consider it a lesson learned and, considering you walked away (I think you said that in there somewhere anyway), a lesson learned quickly.

Maybe she got into some clubs free because she's a woman and developed the attitude that she's entitled to get into all clubs free because she's a woman. Whatever the case may be, I'm halfway expecting some politically correct assclown to blame the strip club for her tantrum.

I think I'd much rather be with GingerBread than the DS's. With GB, it sounds like there won't be any sort of emotional confusion on just what's happening on either party's part -- it's the business of pleasure, nothing more -- whereas the DS's, well, it really sounds like they want and need all of that wining and dining so they can try to convince themselves they aren't prostitutes, that they're just high-priced dates.

Yeah, it's happened a couple of times at a club in Indianapolis. The dancers told me to hit the bank's drive-up ATM across the parking lot, rather than pay the ATM fees. Really cool of them, but since my bank refunds all ATM fees, I'm not too worried about it. One time in Minneapolis, I noticed that I didn't have enough money to bail my car out of a pay parking lot -- stupid me. Went back to the club, got some cash, and walked on back. From then on, I've always the exact cash I'll need for that hidden in my car -- plus a little extra so I can hit a White Castle on the way back to the motel room.

One dancer I knew often gave herself a faux pearl necklace on stage with lotion.

I don't know. Phoebe Cates and Kaley Cuoco always struck me as more the cheerleader types than GNDs. For me, Jennifer Jason Leigh was a bit more of the GND in Fast Times.

I always pictured a girl next door as very cute and approachable, yet welcomed and not seen as a potential rival to other women. Off the top of my head, Lori Laughlin (Full House) and Danica McKellar (Wonder Years) are pretty good examples of the girl next door.

I have a feeling she'll probably just string along with the OTC angle, something to get you into the club to buy her "get three dances, pay for four" special. It's time to just move on.

+1 Motorhead

Something that pretty much advertises that we review clubs probably wouldn't be the most welcome thing in clubs, but something a little more cryptic yet humorous might work, like "Level 5 Monger" or something along those lines. Maybe do those logos up in the same colors as we get on our profiles.

Strip clubs have made it a total sensory experience because we also get to smell and taste the product. Where else do we get to do that -- except maybe the sampler tables at the grocery store?

After all these years of delivering pizzas, I'm still waiting for that one delivery that's right out of a porn.

Shadow, her tongue stud didn't get caught in it, did it?

Soup's a great suggestion. You might want to try out Ensure and some other drinks that are high in proteins, vitamins, and what-not. Sure, they won't give your body a lot of bulk to work with, but at least it'll give your body a chance to absorb some of the nutrients that you'll need.

At one club, since the fog machine was working per specs, you really couldn't say it was a technical difficulty, but because a number of people -- dancers, staff, and customers -- left because the fog was irritating eyes, sinuses, and everything else, I guess you could say it was a failure.

So buy her the same outfit in another color -- and buy that same outfit for the other members of your growing harem. It's Christmas, you have money, and I'm sure VG realizes that you'll be spending money on other girls, too. And, yes, you are a slut.

Pussy worked for them bucks!

A 100% efficient solar cell.

Figure isn't all that bad. Face is a bit masculine; makes me think too much of a transgender-in-progress. Hair looks like it was ripped off a mannequin's head. And if this wasn't done in a hotel bathroom area, I'd probably take it a bit more seriously.

Yeah, there's a major troll (Pathetic Loser) for the Hip Hugger in Kokomo on SCL. I think he also hits some of the other Kokomo club listings, too.