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If you could invent -----, you'd be the richest man in the world.
My answer: a bottle containing youthful exuberance, extraordinary beauty, unbridled eroticism, and huge natural tits. In the exact combination that I had last night. One sip and you're instantly and forever addicted. Nothing has ever turned me on like this. I'd pay whatever it takes. I already do. You would too.
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JS69, what are we going to do with you?
SJG
Sorry I'm in lust
If I could invent men having babies, I'd be the richest man in the world.
Suppose you could invent an ideal form of contraception. A version for each gender, no one can tell if it is being used, 100% effective and 100% reversible. No serious time limit between application and use.
So no need to discuss, you just employ it, if you wish. Your partner will do what they wish.
SJG
Egyptian Book of the Dead youtube.com
Perfect counterfeit money.
What ?
Clubber has the right idea. Even though it's already been invented my answer would be money.
No one likes my idea, legal and a positive social good. You guys like crime!
SJG
Guilty as charged! ;-)
A hypno-coin that hypnotizes any woman into doing whatever you ask. Won't work on men
That's because women don't need anything like that to hypnotize men.
SJG
The Best of Booker T. & the M.G.'s youtube.com
^^^Which is why my invention is a game changer
Sort of maybe, but I suspect that your invention is just getting into an area where there is just no chance. Women will always be holding all the cards.
I don't want to have sex with a zombie, I want the woman to voluntarily give it up. So you can't try to beat them at their own game.
SJG
Jimmy Smith, the B3 master. He uses the pedal manual too. youtube.com
John, have you gone all anal on her yet?
Corvus, she twerked nude for me but I just could t bring myself to do it. Sorry to disappoint.
OSU,
Not money, FAKE money. :)
"No one likes my idea, legal and a positive social good. You guys like crime!"
san_jose_guy, if the idea contraceptive also prevented STDs it would be double brilliant!
:)
I think it would be a transporter like on Star Trek.
It would eliminate traffic jams. Our dependence on Middle Eastern Oil. Road rage. Airport security. So many things that would make our lives as easy as Sunday morning.
the teleporter
Perfect pants for a sc.
A 100% efficient solar cell.
Eliminator for America's enemies.
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