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JohnSmith69
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If you could invent -----, you'd be the richest man in the world.

My answer: a bottle containing youthful exuberance, extraordinary beauty, unbridled eroticism, and huge natural tits. In the exact combination that I had last night. One sip and you're instantly and forever addicted. Nothing has ever turned me on like this. I'd pay whatever it takes. I already do. You would too.

22 comments

  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    JS69, what are we going to do with you?

    SJG
  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    Sorry I'm in lust
  • vincemichaels
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    9 years ago
    If I could invent men having babies, I'd be the richest man in the world.
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    Suppose you could invent an ideal form of contraception. A version for each gender, no one can tell if it is being used, 100% effective and 100% reversible. No serious time limit between application and use.

    So no need to discuss, you just employ it, if you wish. Your partner will do what they wish.

    SJG

    Egyptian Book of the Dead
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCO53xH5…
  • Clubber
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    9 years ago
    Perfect counterfeit money.
  • JuiceBox69
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    9 years ago
    What ?
  • TheeOSU
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    9 years ago
    Clubber has the right idea. Even though it's already been invented my answer would be money.
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    No one likes my idea, legal and a positive social good. You guys like crime!

    SJG
  • ATACdawg
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    9 years ago
    Guilty as charged! ;-)
  • mikeya02
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    9 years ago
    A hypno-coin that hypnotizes any woman into doing whatever you ask. Won't work on men
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    That's because women don't need anything like that to hypnotize men.

    SJG

    The Best of Booker T. & the M.G.'s
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn4s4LRm…
  • mikeya02
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    9 years ago
    ^^^Which is why my invention is a game changer
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    Sort of maybe, but I suspect that your invention is just getting into an area where there is just no chance. Women will always be holding all the cards.

    I don't want to have sex with a zombie, I want the woman to voluntarily give it up. So you can't try to beat them at their own game.

    SJG

    Jimmy Smith, the B3 master. He uses the pedal manual too.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nl67fgH…
  • Corvus
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    9 years ago
    John, have you gone all anal on her yet?
  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    Corvus, she twerked nude for me but I just could t bring myself to do it. Sorry to disappoint.
  • Clubber
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    9 years ago
    OSU,

    Not money, FAKE money. :)

  • 4got2wipe
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    9 years ago
    "No one likes my idea, legal and a positive social good. You guys like crime!"

    san_jose_guy, if the idea contraceptive also prevented STDs it would be double brilliant!

    :)
  • motorhead
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    9 years ago
    I think it would be a transporter like on Star Trek.

    It would eliminate traffic jams. Our dependence on Middle Eastern Oil. Road rage. Airport security. So many things that would make our lives as easy as Sunday morning.
  • how
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    9 years ago
    the teleporter
  • Lone_Wolf
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    9 years ago
    Perfect pants for a sc.
  • PhantomGeek
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    9 years ago
    A 100% efficient solar cell.
  • vincemichaels
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    9 years ago
    Eliminator for America's enemies.
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