Comments by PhantomGeek (page 3)

If the donut shop had gone with a different logo, Spearmint Rhino couldn't say a thing. But given just how similar they are, the strip club chain probably has a better-than-decent case for some sort of copyright or service mark infringement.

Classic.

Never been there. Don't know the place. Can't comment.

Never experienced it, but there's one in the Twin Cities. http://www.mistresslotus.com/ You might want to check out ter.com, bigdoggie.net, or most any other adult review site. I'm sure if the place has been around long enough, you'll find some reviews.

Sometimes clubs have websites or Facebook pages listing the dancers for that night or even that week.

"And why are the strippers on crutches?" I don't think they're on crutches but probably leaning on canes, the sort used for dancing. Rotating through the view of Pete's Place, there's a sign advertising REAL Mesquite Grilled Burgers Chicken and Steak. The heifer's probably an advertising prop for that part.

The only actual star in that list was Shirley Jones. The rest of them are just talentless media whores.

I've been to several erotic massage parlors, a few of which were AMPs, and only one offered a decent enough massage -- and that was only if I was lucky to get the right masseuse. Check Yelp and yellowpages.com for listings and reviews of legit places. Nuts, you'll even find some reviews for legit places on Rubmaps and eroticmp.com.

Okay, that was pretty cool and pretty funny.

I wonder if Coldnshallow might be SJG's mother.

Corvus, isn't that more of an SJG thing? Course, then again, she wouldn't be sleeping when John climbs on top of her.

Thanks, Meat, much appreciated, but like I said, I don't make anywhere near $30k. I only make about $20k in my dead-end, minimum-wage job. Retirement is just not an option.

Meat, I'm lucky to clear $20k a year. Dropping $30k+ into a couple retirement funds, yeah, it ain't happening any time soon. I really should try to find a grown-up job though, but between Dad's dementia and helping him out with everything from things around the house to legal and financial matters that have cropped up since Mom's death back in August, shit, I feel like I'm pulling overtime with all that by itself.

Thank our Purityrannical heritage. If a more liberal people had settled here, instead of the puritans who fled Britain to settle here, we'd probably be a much more enlightened and liberal country.

A third option if you don't want to alienate either one of them: check TER. You can get a short-term membership relatively cheaply, search your area or other areas to your heart's content (or until your eyes bug out), and then set up a one-off play date to try it out and just get it out of your system.

Should be "until the day I die." Urgh.

Maybe Red Satin? She sounds like she has some really nice, smooth moves.

I'm 54. I don't have a 401k, an IRA, or a pension. The franchise I work for had a 401k for a little while, but when the economy tanked, they shut it down. Yeah, I'm gonna be delivering pizzas until the day I day.

Indianapolis has the race and a racing museum, a couple other museums, a zoo, the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library, and a number of theatres. It also has something new to me -- Breakout Indianapolis, which sounds pretty cool. It also has a Studio Movie Grill; nothing like having a burger and a beer during a big-screen experience. It's home to a fun burlesque troupe, Angel Burlesque. And in August, it also has both Gen Con (if you're into gaming) and the Indy Fringe Festival (if you enjoy theatre). http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g37209-d8654691-Reviews-Breakout_Indianapolis-Indianapolis_Indiana.html http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g37209-d8654691-Reviews-Breakout_Indianapolis-Indianapolis_Indiana.html http://www.tripadvisor.com/Search?q=theatre&geo=37209&pid=3826&typeaheadRedirect=true&redirect=&startTime=1449944138615&uiOrigin=MASTHEAD&returnTo=__2F__

Sorry, bvino, but I don't think they look that much alike -- especially when it comes to the breasts. On her site, she's listed as 5'6". A good solid B cup would probably be just about right on her. As it is though, with breasts that weigh over 40 pounds each, she's going to be in a world of back problems soon.

Almost tempts a guy into taking up golf.

$1800? LOL! Maybe you should tell her to send you a list of the things that the kids want, you'll buy one thing for each kid (at a $20 max), and that'll be their Christmas from Uncle Motorhead.

Potentially, all of them. Chances are 23.

I wonder if she delivers.

Maybe you need funding for a fantasy OTC with your Dream Stripper (or Dream Stripper Twins)? It could be like a Make-A-Wish thing, but for old pervs.