Has it ever happened to you?
crazyjoe
Colorado
Did you ever go to a club with not enough cash expecting not to get dances. Finda hot dancer. Get some dances. Run out of cash and want more dances and the atm in the club is broken or out of cash? And they do not do credit card advances?
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A few months ago I was at a $25/dance mixed-club down here in Miami and was hot-and-heavy w/ a Uruguayan MILF in the LD-area and neither of us wanted to stop the momentum for me to go to the club's ATM for me to get more cash (one of those times I went w/ not much $$$ since I was not planning to spend much) – we both agreed we'd wait till we finished for me to hit the ATM to pay her (we were actually fucking in the semi-open LD area) and I then went to the ATM and it was out of service and it was about 15 minutes b/f closing time to top it off. I felt terrible and told the dancer I'd need to go find an ATM OTC – I told her not to worry that I'd be back w/ her $$$ and she was cool about-it but I could tell she was worried I'd skip out on her (can't blame her since this was the first and only time we've ever met). Left the club close to 4 a.m. looking for a damn ATM and by the time I came back the club was just about closing and the bouncer would not let me-in; I told him I owed a dancer $$$ and was just gonna go-in to pay her so he let me-in; I didn't see her on the floor but someone told me she was in the dressing-room getting dressed – she came out 5 minutes later and I gave her what I owed her plus a tip for the worry I imagine she must have felt.
I remember going once with someone from work and he only brought about 28 dollars. Obviously I thought he wasn't planning on doing much. I forgot there was an ATM in the club but it turned out I was right to start with. He bought one beer and then hit on a hot waitress.
BTW: One time, strip club ATM machine charged me 3 times more than what was displayed. ( I found that later when I saw my bank transaction. I called my bank and they refunded the whole fees. I wanted the bank to raise issue with ATM machine company but I am sure they did not)
One time in Minneapolis, I noticed that I didn't have enough money to bail my car out of a pay parking lot -- stupid me. Went back to the club, got some cash, and walked on back. From then on, I've always the exact cash I'll need for that hidden in my car -- plus a little extra so I can hit a White Castle on the way back to the motel room.
That was probably not an accident.
Some ATM machines will charge a set amount per the amount you take-out; not per transaction – i.e. most ATMs charge per transaction; e.g. $6 per *transaction*; but some rip you off even further where is per *amount* vs per *transaction*; i.e. it'll state $6 fee but that is per $100; so if you take-out $100 it's $6; but if you take-out $300 then it's a whopping rip-off of $18 ($6 for every $100) – and yet other ATMs will limit the withdrawal to $100 or $200 forcing you to do multiple transactions and thus multiple fees in you want more $$$.