Reviews by schmoe31415

Outer Limits was about a 15 minute drive from downtown Des Moines. Much of that was on a highway that made it feel further away out of town. The road the club's on is torn…

I choose this KC club because of its convenience. It's a couple of blocks from the bar/restaurant filled Power and Light district downtown, and was easily walkable from my hotel. There was parking available on…

Lady Godiva's is about a 10-15 minute drive from downtown Tulsa. Their sign is in a font that's difficult to read, but the place is otherwise easy to find on a commercial road. They have…

The Washington Park Hustler club provides a consistently good experience. It's an easy 10-15 minutes from downtown St. Louis, just off the highway (and close to both Miss Kitty's and Scarlet's). They have a large,…

This club is a dayshift-only club, open noon-7pm every day. It's about 15 minutes from downtown St. Louis, through a tangle of overlapping highways across the river. It's a distressed area, but was quiet and…

Pokekatz was a bit odd to get to, involving a bit of a wind through office and light-industrial buildings. My GPS brought me there without trouble, though. It looked like you could park on the…

The parking lot for Bogarts felt a bit smaller than the one at Henry VIII, with the club in a similar old building. No parking fee or valet. Cover was $5. Arriving on a Tuesday…

I arrived on a Monday afternoon around 3:30pm. The parking lot was heavily patched. I suspect it was a danger to cars before, but it was fine for me. There was no parking fee or…

I arrived around 9:00pm on a Sunday (a repeat Tuesday evening was very similar). The valet was $10, cover was $20. It was a nice club inside, with a high ceiling, comfortable seats, etc. It's…

The Pony was about a fifteen minute drive from downtown. It had a large, free parking lot that wrapped around the back of the club. The nearer side parking was mostly full whenI arrived, but…

Brad's was about a fifteen minute drive from downtown Indy, had plenty of free parking, and a $5 cover. It was not as busy as on some previous visits, and I had no trouble finding…

Red Garter is in downtown Indy, just a few blocks from the convention center and football stadium. As such, it's by far the most convenient of the Indianapolis clubs if you're staying downtown. You can…

Vivide is heavily reviewed, so I'm not certain I can add too much, but it rounded out my recent Atlanta trip and my experience was slightly different than previous ones, so I figured I'd go…

After my last review of an evening visit to Club Platinum back in November, several users commented that it was much better in the afternoon. So on my recent return to Atlanta I decided to…

I arrived at Tattletales about 4:30pm on a Wednesday afternoon via ride-share from downtown, which was about $40. My trip back a few hours later (after also going to Club Platinum) was only $20, so…

Silk Madison is one of two clubs in reasonable distance from the city of Madison, along with Club Bristol. Silk, part of the chain that includes several clubs in Milwaukee, is a few miles west…

Club Bristol is one of a couple of clubs within reasonable distance from Madison (down from three now that Visions downtown has closed). It's 20-30 minutes north, depending on what part of Madison you're starting…

Yellow Rose was about a $12 ride share from downtown. They had a good-sized parking lot, which wasn't nearly full when I arrived Sunday evening. It didn't look like there was a parking fee; I…

Chicas Bonitas was, I think, the closest club to where I was staying in downtown Austin. It was an easy 10-minute/$10 in a ride share. There's an arcade (the "Texas Gaming Lounge") a few buildings…

The parking lot, at least on the one side of the building nearest the drive I entered, was starting to fill up already at about 8:30pm on the Wednesday I visited. It looked like there…

Cheetah Pompano was a relatively easy drive from the Fort Lauderdale area. When I arrived around 9:00pm on a Tuesday evening there was plenty of parking available in a lit parking lot. The guy outside…

Thee Dollhouse is embedded in a neighborhood full of hotels, with places adjacent and across the street. I was in a hotel a couple of blocks away so I just walked over, arriving a bit…

Hush is set up at the end of a strip mall, next to a bakery. When I arrived mid-afternoon on a Friday there was parking in the spots in front. There didn't seem like a…

Vivide was an easy ten-minute drive from my downtown hotel. The parking lot was large, with plenty of open spaces when I arrived about 2:30pm on a Wednesday. There was no fee for parking, cover…

I had planned to swing through a few different clubs over my recent visit to St Louis, but ended up going to Hustler Club a couple of times instead. Hustler is easy to get to,…