Laid-back place, but only three so-so dancers

Hush is set up at the end of a strip mall, next to a bakery. When I arrived mid-afternoon on a Friday there was parking in the spots in front. There didn't seem like a lot of extra spots, so I'm not sure what happens when the club is busy. There was nobody taking cover charge on my way in. A sign said there was a two-drink minimum, but nobody paid any attention to that either.

The inside reminded me a bit of an old fifties dinner club, with dark wood and chandeliers. The club isn't large, with a bar surrounded by stools and then a stage off to the side. Around the stage was some couch sitting and up a small set of steps from there were couches for the lap dances. Despite the apparent age, everything seemed clean.

There were only three dancers working when I was there. They were all Latina, though the one I spoke to had almost no accent. All had big assess and were a bit overweight, but not hugely unpleasant. Two were involved with other people and stayed with them while I was there. One of them came and chatted for a while. She was friendly enough. We went back for a lap dance, which was $25/song on the couches. There's no real privacy from the stage area, but it was out of sight from the bar and no one else was in the club. She left her body suit on, but let me fondle her ample assets. She also had me stand up and then bent over on all fours on the bench in front of me to bounce her ass against me. It was a decent view and experience, but I felt stupid standing there and was glad the club was empty. She offered a champagne room for $125/15minutes, which sounded private but I didn't investigate.