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published 3 yrs ago
Great space, stage, and dancers. Expensive dances.
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schmoe31415

8.0

Downtown Portland was less comfortable to walk around at night than Seattle, but Club Rouge wasn't far from my hotel and the streets were quiet. There was a food cart on the corner that was…

review
published 3 yrs ago
A great first impression that didn't quite hold up
reviewed by
schmoe31415

5.7

Pandora's was about a fifteen minute ride from downtown. The cover charge was $20 and that included a soft drink (with apparently free refills). They don't have any alcohol. They were fairly mask-aware here, with…

review
published 3 yrs ago
I needed a spreadsheet to track the dance options
reviewed by
schmoe31415

4.3

Devil's Triangle was conveniently walkable if you're staying in downtown Seattle. The cover charge on a Friday evening around 9:30pm was $22. The club was downstairs. It was a small club, with a small stage…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Another Vegas disappointment
reviewed by
schmoe31415

5.3

I frequently visit Chicas Bonitas when I'm in Las Vegas, mostly because it's just down the block from Palomino. It's a bit of a local/dive bar by comparison to most clubs in Vegas, but the…

review
published 4 yrs ago
A bit disappointing, given expectations, though still a decently entertaining time
reviewed by
schmoe31415

6.0

Palomino has historically been my favorite club in Las Vegas, and I generally make at least one stop there when I'm in town. My latest trip included an evening at Palomino, though it wasn't quite…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Better dances than I remember, but pricier too. Surprisingly good dinner.
reviewed by
schmoe31415

6.7

Swinging briefly through Las Vegas, my first club stop was Treasures on a Wednesday evening. Their website has incorrect hours. They currently open at 8pm, not 4pm. (OT, Why are Vegas (or all) club websites…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Mixed experience, but a reasonably good time
reviewed by
schmoe31415

6.7

There have been a lot of reviews of Desire in Providence recently. When I last checked, there were at least sixteen of them in just July and August. I confess to being slightly puzzled at…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Casual lunch diversion
reviewed by
schmoe31415

6.3

My second Manhattan club visit consisted of a slightly ridiculous "businessman's lunch" at Rick's Cabaret. The club was conveniently located in midtown, just a few blocks from the Empire State Building. I wasn't sure it…

review
published 4 yrs ago
A bit pricey, but gorgeous women and quality lap dances
reviewed by
schmoe31415

7.0

I was staying in Manhattan and thought I'd try out one of the "different" clubs, that advertiseis themselves as more of a lap dance party than a strip club. I ended up going to Rosewood…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Nice interior; at least one hot, enjoyable dancer
reviewed by
schmoe31415

7.3

Downtown Cabaret was the third of the clubs I tried during my visit to Minneapolis. As its name implies, it's downtown, and easy to get to on foot if you're staying in the area. They…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Irritating to get through the door, but a good time after that
reviewed by
schmoe31415

7.7

The Spearmint Rhino is in downtown Minneapolis, maybe a quarter mile down the street from Dream Girls, and close to other clubs. It's street wasn't as torn up as some of the others downtown, but…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Fine, but uninspiring
reviewed by
schmoe31415

6.3

Dream Girls is in downtown Minneapolis, and relatively easy to get to on foot if you're staying downtown. The roads are all chewed up by construction, so driving will be harder, and the train stop…