Reviews by schmoe31415

I had no problems getting the free limo, despite being alone. I don't know if that's typical, or I was helped by it being relatively early (9pm). The limo was a long stretch job, and…

I visited Silk Madison on a Saturday night, arriving shortly after midnight. The place was quite busy. I had to park fairly far from the door. The parking lot was well lit, so it didn't…

The Condor is an old club (the oldest legal topless place in the US, according to one dancer). It sits in the middle of strip-club alley on Broadway. It's on a corner next door to…

Crazy Horse is by itself on Market Street, rather than in the big cluster of other clubs up on Broadway. The cover charge was $25. The club doesn't have any tables or a bar.…

The Penthouse Club is on Broadway, just a bit separated from a large cluster of other clubs all together. The doorman, rather than the typical bouncer checking ids, was more like a concierge at a…

Club Bristol is listed as being in Sun Prairie, which is nearly adjacent to Madison to the northeast. However it is further than that, out north past Sun Prairie and west of Bristol. Getting there…

Silk is pretty easy to get to - a short drive west of the town of Middleton (which itself is adjacent to Madison). It's on a country highway just as things start to become pretty…

The Palomino in Las Vegas is a bit further from the strip and significantly smaller than the Sapphire, another club I visited in LV. Like many (most?) clubs in Vegas, they offer a free shuttle…

The Sapphire club hosts Monday Night Football events every week. The game is shown on three very large projection screens in their show room, which is off the side of the main room. The MNF…

I visited this club during a trip to St. Louis. It was maybe a twenty minute drive across to Washington Park. Some of the highway merges were odd, but the place was pretty easy to…

I went to Dancers on a Friday night, arriving around 10 and staying past 2. The club was about a ten-fifteen minute ride out from downtown Indy (less than $15 via Uber). The cover charge…

The place was busy, with at least two different bachelor parties. That meant there were several shower shows and some on-stage antics with the celebrating parties. The dancers had a variety of body types and…

This place was reasonably nice. I've only ever been to a couple of strip clubs, so I don't have a lot to compare to. The parking lot was well lit, and the music inside wasn't…