Comments by warhawks (page 4)

How’s a guy supposed to enjoy himself if his strippers aren’t trippin?

I prefer “Rosey Palm.” And her “five sisters” of course...

Well, shit. I don’t have a customer, or a boyfriend. So another lonely valentine’s day for me...

30 for me. Don’t want an 18-20 year old and don’t want one that’s close to my age or older. Around 30 seems to be the sweet spot for me.

I plan on giving her a hard salami.

Depends on what her specialty is. I definately had a favorite bj girl. A favorite that I liked for DATY. And a favorite girl to fuck. Even had one that I thought was the best kisser. So, if she made the top 4 in the list, then I guess she could be considered “my favorite.”

Definately apologize. Profusely. Then offer to pay all her bills. Forget the $100. Give her $500. Just because. And oh yeah, then, like suggested, cry and tell her you love her and that you can’t go on without her.

Geez. With all these “unwritten” rules in a strip club, why is it so hard to just get a lap dance, right? Sorry if it sounds harsh, but I just don’t put up with the drama or “rules” between strippers. I don’t care if one stripper has a problem with another stripper. Not my problem. When I go to the club, I’m there to spend money and get away from real life for a few hours. We are supposed to be entertained. Enjoy it. Don’t make it a chore. If I wanted to listen to someone’s drama, I would have stayed married. Seriously, just don’t put up with it guys. We’re the customer. We’re the one spending the money. We have something they want... our cash. Use it to your advantage and take control of the situation and don’t put up with any bull shit from dancers. And don’t worry about hurting their feelings. There’s probably nothing you can say to them that they haven’t already heard dozens of times before.

@bj, are you guys dating? If no, I don’t see anything wrong with what this guy did. It’s a strip club, not a dating site (well, maybe it is for some of us PLs). Nobody “owns” anyone, dancer or customer. I used to get so annoyed when I’d go to a club and get “claimed” by a dancer. So much so that the other dancers would not approach me because a dancer had laid claim to me. I even had to start going to different clubs for months at a time and wait for the inevitable stripper turnover at my favorite clubs, just so I could meet new girls. That being said, what the girl did wasn’t right. She’s obviously cut throat and most girls have more edicate when a dancer is sitting with a customer.

My favorite romantic moment was when this one stripper passed out on me in the VIP in the middle of fucking. I got her off me. Put her on the couch in the VIP and kind of laid her clothes back on her so she wasn’t completely naked. Then went and told her friend (luckily, I knew a lot of the girls and staff at the bar) who got the bouncer to take her back to the dressing room. Yeah. That was romantic. However, didn’t do much for my self esteem that the sex was so boring that she passed out! Found out later that she was getting into Heroin, big time...

^^^ If that doesn’t work, you can always tell her: “It’s you. Not me.”

The good thing about this hobby, is as soon as you are tired of playing with the old toy, there is a shiny new one just waiting to get unwrapped and played with.

Publix must have forced all the pigglys into Tennessse.

Are you saying, I’m not the only one? Well, I don’t feel so bad now about all the other strippers then when she wasn’t around...

Holed up in a Hotel 6, getting pegged by an Applebee’s waitress, I’m sure.

Fucking snow. Got over a foot the last couple days.

We all get together and play bingo at the local church on Friday and Saturday nights (when we’re not at the strip club). Does that count as an organization?

Someone’s tin foil hat needs adjusting. The conspiracy theories are getting mixed in with all the static from the alien messages.

I can’t think of one thing that could possibly go rong. I’m actually surprised more of you haven’t done it and had positive experiences. Lol.

Lol at that fucking asshole who slammed into that pileup at the end of that video. It’s unbelievable that people don’t slow down in those types of conditions. Everyone is always in such a fucking hurry to get to the strip club, I guess.

I dated a full blood Chippewa in college. She was one fine squaw. Super nice body. I’ve never run into one in a strip Club though.

What is this? a fuckin sausage fest???? All you guys on here drooling over the ONE chick who posts here. What a bunch of pathetic losers...

Fucking is fucking... but Benjamins is Benjamins.

I need to see her bent over curling on that ice with 6 inch stilettos before I can offer a rating.

If you are a Huffy bike salesman, then you might be the luckiest guy on this forum. But the mashed potatoes and gravy salesman from a few years back might give you a run for SJG’s money...