Comments by warhawks (page 3)

Mack Truck says you are rong, and that you need an air-horn to be truly free.

Who lives in Florida most of the time and likes to play golf in Florida most of the time? I bet all those missles are programmed to land on Mar-a-lago.

Some of the posts in this thread are dangerously close in length to SJG posts. I’ll just leave it at that...

Welcome back. This didn’t happen in a North Carolina Motel 6 did it?

Probably stuck in a motel 6 with a SA whore and her boyfriend Max (with assless chaps).

Kinda looks like Danica Patrick to me. However, I never understood the appeal of pictures of a hot girl with a stinky slimy fish being held in front of her.

Every time BJ types “butt hurt” I can’t help but think that I’d like her fine butt to hurt me... ;)

I think it’s a unwritten rule that every strip Club must have at least 1 “Destiny” on staff.

Juice turned gay. He’s too busy playing with cock now.

I’ll chip in for whoever wants to put a chopped off horse head in his bed.

Don’t know if it matters for the east coast/ coca beach, but Daytona 500 is this weekend. Clubs might be busier than normal.

Mormon rules bingo night every Thursday.

Seeking arrangements for truckers. Blow jobs in exchange for being able to hitch a free ride across the scenic U.S.A.

Lol. Notice that no shit hole countries are taking home medals. Take that fake news!!!

Polar bears like it rough. The neon g-strings really reflect off the snow and ice during the midnight sun, so bring sunglasses/googles.

Extras will be expected. Some how, some way, it will still happen. If not, the other clubs will benefit.

^^^ That’s very true! If I use that logic, I’d practically be a Strip Club virgin... instead of the the manwhore I really am... Thanks! I feel much better about myself!

Closed for lunch. Be back in 30 minutes.

Jackie has so many aliases that you’d have to divide it again by the number of different usernames. Figuring it all out would be like: http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3ondet

Free purple Kool-Aid for all prospective members.

Haven’t lost hoodies. But I’ve had a few walk around the house in just my t-shirt. Come to think of it, I don’t remember ever getting those t-shirts back.

That’s definately a good pic in my book.

Changed his name to Waldo.

My ATF was 5’ 2” she was tight too. I think Papi is talking more about midgets though. Never seen one of them in a strip club dancing. It would be kind of a freak show if they did have them at a club though. Might attract a lot of guys just for the curiousity aspect of it?

Hell, I once paid $1,000 for ITC in a VIP. Course it was for two girls at once in a threesome. But still the most I paid for a stripper. Probably wasn’t worth it. But it seemed like a good idea at the time...