Perfect Age for a Stripper
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
I think 27-29 is optimum. Mature enough that I can carry on a conversation but still young enough that everything is firm and tight. No lines. Plus the girl I am with needs to at least be a little bit older than my own kids.
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So late 20s is the sweet spot but I love to meet the mid 30s girls that still have a great body.
The downside is, while this is a great theory, many 27-29-year-olds have been doing this a while, and are somewhat jaded and professional -- where I use "professional" as an undesirable attribute. In general, I don't think many women can do this for more than (say) 5 years without it really impacting them, and many 27-29 year olds in the club may have been doing it for far longer than that.
As a result: find a 27-29 year old who still has a great attitude = the ultimate. But those aren't as easy to find -- the mid-20s 24-26 year olds tend to have more good attitudes, even if they're more likely still stuck in partygirl mode and haven't made much transition towards maturity
(your age) +/- (5 yrs)
between 21 and 30
Most of the time I have a hard time relating to someone really young (say 20). There are exceptions - if she is in college and working hard on a specific major I can relate to then we have something to talk about. For others of that age (not in college, or in some major I can't relate to) it tends to be awkward. I also find in a fair number of cases that the younger strippers have more of an "entitled" attitude ("where is my tip?"). I think they realize that they have better bodies than other strippers, which is true - but sometimes I think it goes to their heads, and that attitude spoils things for me.
I generally am not attracted much to the body of a stripper older than 40. 41 was the oldest age of a stripper I have purchased dances from regularly.
(btw my kids range from 36 to 47.)
If I’m going to sit with a dancer and chat - i prefer a dancer in her 30’s (and I don’t mind a dancer in her 40’s either). I like a dancer who shows her age - and who has been around the block several times.
Don’t want an 18-20 year old and don’t want one that’s close to my age or older.
Around 30 seems to be the sweet spot for me.